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I friend off mind went to New Sky Howards Road Shirley saw a thai called Cindy said gave him a good rub down and a nob polishing(I guess thats what the call it) That was his 40th birthday present for his work mates

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Bearsy and Tokyso do a special Japanese/animal themed full body rub down.

 

I can confirm this.

 

A very unfortunate way to find out that you have an octopus allergy, I can tell you.

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I friend off mind went to New Sky Howards Road Shirley saw a thai called Cindy said gave him a good rub down and a nob polishing(I guess thats what the call it) That was his 40th birthday present for his work mates

 

A friend of mine doesn't believe you dickyhale!

 

Was the "I" at the start of the sentence Freudian?

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I friend off mind went to New Sky Howards Road Shirley saw a thai called Cindy said gave him a good rub down and a nob polishing(I guess thats what the call it) That was his 40th birthday present for his work mates

 

:lol: Good, traditional Thai name, that.

 

I get my hair cut just a door or two up from there. Next time i'm there i might pop down afterwards for a rubdown and a happy ending.

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Horton Heath, tell them Avram sent you

 

Would ya want Avram's sloppies though? Fake titifers infused with skate spit is not my idea of a good time. :D

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If you genuinely need a good masseuse to sort your back, (no frills or happy ending,) I can pmail you the number of one I use regularly, my profession happens to involve a knackered back at regular intervals. Fifty quid well spent, but dont expect to get your rocks off in the process, strictly therapeutic business.

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Back when I lived in Southampton they use to shove the free add paper through the door, for some reason the massages services used descriptions such as "busty" "blue eyes" and "very friendly" I suppose the internet killed that off.

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Back when I lived in Southampton they use to shove the free add paper through the door, for some reason the massages services used descriptions such as "busty" "blue eyes" and "very friendly" I suppose the internet killed that off.

 

not at all, they just come through your virtual letterbox when you watch streamed games .

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