Rainbow Laces

[saintbletch]

Leighton Baines apparently

 

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[KelvinsRightGlove]

I wore rainbow laces on my clarks originals to Anfield last Saturday.

 

Yo gok, are Clarks cool now? I spotted a pair I liked recently - but was unsure if they were acceptable attire?

[Turkish]

Yo gok, are Clarks cool now? I spotted a pair I liked recently - but was unsure if they were acceptable attire?

 

I can confirm they are. Only originals though.

[Monk]

Whole idea is ridiculous.

[Badger]

Whole idea is ridiculous.

 

That's what I thought ,rainbow laces ? They can shove them up their ar$e.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Do they still measure your feet Turks?

[saintbletch]

Do they still measure your feet Turks?

 

Yep. Because as Turkish will tell you Toke, men who wear Clarks' shoes know that whilst length is important, choosing the wrong girth can make you very sore.

 

I've always been a Polyveldts (sp?) man myself.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Didn't he used to be our manager Bletch? Did you guys stay in touch? Come on Turks. Did they measure your feet and then you had to walk up and down the shop with one shoe on? Or have they modernised and you do all that on the Internet these days?

[swannymere]

QPR - Joey Barton, Shaun Wright-Phillips & Danny Simpson

Everton - Phil Jagielka, Leighton Baines and most of the team

Fulham - John Arne Riise & David Stockdale

Cardiff - Peter Odemwingie, Mark Hudson & Aron Gunnarsson

Reading - Sean Morrison

Port Vale - Louis Dodds

Norwich players - Robert Snodgrass, Ricky Van Wolfswinkel, Wes Hoolahan and Leroy Fer

Millwall - Martyn Waghorn

Newcastle - Mike Williamson, Paul Dummett & Alan Pardew

Arsenal - Oliver Giroud

[DuncanRG]

Pardew wore them? Doesn't he normally wear a suit on matchdays?

[saintbletch]

Didn't he used to be our manager Bletch? Did you guys stay in touch? Come on Turks. Did they measure your feet and then you had to walk up and down the shop with one shoe on? Or have they modernised and you do all that on the Internet these days?

 

Yeah, Jan Polyveldt Toke. Ex-Dutch footballer turned football coach - renowned for his belief that he could win the Premiership with a Tyro league team. A sort of Dutch anti-Hansen.

 

I did stay in touch, but he's now away for a little spell. Apparently his obsession with "doing it with the youth" led to him being investigated under the terms of the Saville affair. He's now sharing a cell with Role Harris, whiling away his evenings singing "The court of King Caractacus" with a heavy Dutch accent.

 

He was also famous for wearing football boots that looked like enormous Cornish pasties - wide feet you see. He was an Eee Eee fitting in a size 17 (UK). It was like seeing someone standing on a pair of Ginster-sponsored pontoon bridges.

 

Mark Wotte on the other hand has feet like a ballerina.