ericofarabia Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 Surely the mere mention of Bristols would be enough to get his creative juices flowing, and I don't even want to think what juices would be flowing as he reviews the Crystal Palace Cheerleaders.
dubai_phil Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 You obviously haven't recivered from Saturday then Think he's more into grooming his young US audience at the moment
Saint_clark Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 Not fussed about tonight, but I'm really hoping for an in depth profile of each of the Crystals.
suewhistle Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 With me it's more horrified fascination! ;-)
Bearsy Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this! They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????
Window Cleaner Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this! They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes???? aka a fecking unicorn :rolleyes:
dubai_phil Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 Wow that's amazing Bearsy. So what does the Tortoise with a pair of scales in his mouth on top of the Pilsbury Doughboy represent? Hmm Tortoise, Turtle, Ninja, Japan. Ah OK obviously a pic of Toke's weighing Hannah's assets
Delboy Dave Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 Bearsy are you like a pro comedian? You so should be
Lazlo78 Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this! They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes???? I don't remember doing that second logo. Looks like my work, though!
pap Posted 24 September, 2013 Posted 24 September, 2013 I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this! They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes???? I assumed that the league cup was not good enough for you. However, I am surprised you did not put a Tokyo team out.
Saint Garrett Posted 27 September, 2013 Posted 27 September, 2013 I'm looking forward to his report on Holloway !
Bearsy Posted 27 September, 2013 Posted 27 September, 2013 Yo! I've been genuine trying to do some proper research for my scout report but it's not going well! What I done is been sending twitters to some of the Crystals birds, but I'm not getting v.good infos. It's mostly going like this: Bearsy: Hi Amie (or whatever birds name is), I'm doing a match preview for Saturday's game, do you mind answering couple of questions? Skank: Hi Brian! Yeah go for it. Bearsy: Cheers! Which of the Crystals is most big boobs? And then I'm getting no further replies FFS! It's like they is under orders from Holloway to keep tactical infos confidential!
Window Cleaner Posted 28 September, 2013 Posted 28 September, 2013 Yo! I've been genuine trying to do some proper research for my scout report but it's not going well! What I done is been sending twitters to some of the Crystals birds, but I'm not getting v.good infos. It's mostly going like this: Bearsy: Hi Amie (or whatever birds name is), I'm doing a match preview for Saturday's game, do you mind answering couple of questions? Skank: Hi Brian! Yeah go for it. Bearsy: Cheers! Which of the Crystals is most big boobs? And then I'm getting no further replies FFS! It's like they is under orders from Holloway to keep tactical infos confidential! Well that's a different take on it, I heard your Mum read the last one and has since confiscated your coloured pencils :rolleyes:
grezz Posted 28 September, 2013 Posted 28 September, 2013 Awwww.....no Bearsy Investigates on Crystal palace. I am spending a whole post, which I would usually dedicate to extremely insightful post-match comment, just to register my disappointment about that. I even have the site in my favourites on my work laptop and I NEVER put personal stuff on my work laptop. Can't say I blame you cos it's clearly a lot of work and maybe a bit soul destroying when anonymous idiots who contribute nothing good at all to anything, take the easy target and start sniping. In any case.....awwwwww, a little light in my week has just died
Bearsy Posted 28 September, 2013 Posted 28 September, 2013 Aw tks Grezz! I feel a bit guilt now! I am over-hung but I will have a go now and see if can get some tactical infos before kick-off!
tpbury Posted 28 September, 2013 Posted 28 September, 2013 You built palaces in the sky,Bear, but they fell to the ground. Your public were watching, but like Jeffrey Bernard, you appear 'unwell'. Kittens will die as a result of the absence of a scouting report.
Bearsy Posted 28 September, 2013 Posted 28 September, 2013 yeah soz i was business. I did make a sweet picture tho!
Deano6 Posted 22 November, 2013 Posted 22 November, 2013 Bearsy has informed me he is busy polishing his Arsenal write-up. At least I think that's what he was trying to say, his message got cut off mid-way through. I'm t'riffikly excited for the next installment, almost as excited as I am for the actual game tomorrow! Will be up here when it's done: http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/
stknowle Posted 22 November, 2013 Posted 22 November, 2013 I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this! They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes???? I know it's quite old now but I have to say that was and still is genuinely funny. Excellent work Bear.
ericofarabia Posted 22 November, 2013 Author Posted 22 November, 2013 I'm predicting an Arsenal Coat of Arms as a Facile penis dribbling spunk and the caption Arsenal fire blanks as The Mighty Saints go Top.
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2013 Posted 23 November, 2013 Bearsy has informed me he is busy polishing his Arsenal write-up. At least I think that's what he was trying to say, his message got cut off mid-way through. I'm t'riffikly excited for the next installment, almost as excited as I am for the actual game tomorrow! Will be up here when it's done: http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/ I feel a bit emotional blackmail, but i done a scout just for you deano, my good bro! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/11/scouting-report-arsenal.html
Bearsy Posted 26 November, 2013 Posted 26 November, 2013 Yolo! I was v.proud of the Ozil poem I done last week, it felt like the high point of my career! Sadly, it is all downhill from here. Here is troublesome chelsea scout report, we could be in for tough game yo! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/11/scouting-report-chelsea.html
Lazlo78 Posted 19 August, 2014 Posted 19 August, 2014 Yo Whatever happened ta Bearsy's prematch reports? ah really enjoyed those otay buh-weet!
benjii Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Could have done with some of these this season to cheer us up.
the saint in winchester Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 He pops over from Papsweb every now and then to see whatsupp.
suewhistle Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Wasn't it Bearsy who wrote a review of Fifty Shades of Grey? A public service I would say, as it saved us the waste of time reading such crap ourselves.
Badger Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Wasn't it Bearsy who wrote a review of Fifty Shades of Grey? A public service I would say, as it saved us the waste of time reading such crap ourselves. Yes it was. Based on his review of that it left me wondering what his 'home movies'are like.
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