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I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this!

 

They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????

 

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I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this!

 

They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????

 

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aka a fecking unicorn :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this!

 

They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????

 

300110201559-bristol_city_FC_logo.jpg

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I don't remember doing that second logo. Looks like my work, though!

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I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this!

 

They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????

 

300110201559-bristol_city_FC_logo.jpg

bristol_zpsc9f724f0.jpg

 

I assumed that the league cup was not good enough for you. However, I am surprised you did not put a Tokyo team out.

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Yo!

 

I've been genuine trying to do some proper research for my scout report but it's not going well! What I done is been sending twitters to some of the Crystals birds, but I'm not getting v.good infos. It's mostly going like this:

 

Bearsy: Hi Amie (or whatever birds name is), I'm doing a match preview for Saturday's game, do you mind answering couple of questions?

Skank: Hi Brian! Yeah go for it.

Bearsy: Cheers! Which of the Crystals is most big boobs?

 

And then I'm getting no further replies FFS! It's like they is under orders from Holloway to keep tactical infos confidential!

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Yo!

 

I've been genuine trying to do some proper research for my scout report but it's not going well! What I done is been sending twitters to some of the Crystals birds, but I'm not getting v.good infos. It's mostly going like this:

 

Bearsy: Hi Amie (or whatever birds name is), I'm doing a match preview for Saturday's game, do you mind answering couple of questions?

Skank: Hi Brian! Yeah go for it.

Bearsy: Cheers! Which of the Crystals is most big boobs?

 

And then I'm getting no further replies FFS! It's like they is under orders from Holloway to keep tactical infos confidential!

 

Well that's a different take on it, I heard your Mum read the last one and has since confiscated your coloured pencils :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Awwww.....no Bearsy Investigates on Crystal palace. I am spending a whole post, which I would usually dedicate to extremely insightful post-match comment, just to register my disappointment about that. I even have the site in my favourites on my work laptop and I NEVER put personal stuff on my work laptop.

 

Can't say I blame you cos it's clearly a lot of work and maybe a bit soul destroying when anonymous idiots who contribute nothing good at all to anything, take the easy target and start sniping. In any case.....awwwwww, a little light in my week has just died

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I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this!

 

They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????

 

300110201559-bristol_city_FC_logo.jpg

bristol_zpsc9f724f0.jpg

 

I know it's quite old now but I have to say that was and still is genuinely funny. Excellent work Bear.

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Bearsy has informed me he is busy polishing his Arsenal write-up. At least I think that's what he was trying to say, his message got cut off mid-way through.

 

I'm t'riffikly excited for the next installment, almost as excited as I am for the actual game tomorrow!

 

Will be up here when it's done: http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/

 

I feel a bit emotional blackmail, but i done a scout just for you deano, my good bro!

 

http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/11/scouting-report-arsenal.html

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Wasn't it Bearsy who wrote a review of Fifty Shades of Grey? A public service I would say, as it saved us the waste of time reading such crap ourselves.

 

Yes it was. Based on his review of that it left me wondering what his 'home movies'are like.

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