Who are our benders?

[Delboy Dave]

So on the main board we have some thread about having a boyfriend or summat, but who do we think (if any) in the saints team is a woofter?

 

I reckon Guly is a giver! And maybe Chambers. And for a dark horse bet for being gay I would go for Fox!

 

What dya reckon gay boys?!

[Bearsy]

Hi Dave!

 

I dunno if i want to touch this one particularly, but i did notice earlier that Bayer Leverkusen had a genuine Bender playing for them. I drafted him into my provisional squad yo!

 

Ivan Campo

Lars Bender

David Bentley

Marcus Tudgay

Darren Bent

 

pls if you know any more can you let me know pls!

[Bearsy]

Craig Alcock! He plays for peterborough

[Bearsy]

Christian Benteke!

[SNSUN]

I have it on good authority that Mario Licka's middle name was Willy.

[Jonnyboy]

Del boy dave clearly has an obsessive fascination with the subject as he flicks through well worn match day programmes fantasising.

[SaintsAhoy]

Copy pasted shamelessly from 606:

 

1.jimmy rimmer (ex villa keeper)

2.peter shirtliff (ex sheff wed)

3.ivan campo

4.gordon mcqueen (ex man utd)

5.nobby stiles

6.nicky butt

7.david batty

8.john bumstead (ex chelsea)

9.marcus and daren bent

10.otto pfister (togo manager)

 

I realise this has nothing to do with the OP, I'm just gay for Bearsy

[Bearsy]

thanks ahoy that is v.lols! Even the ones you made up like Peter Shirtlift & Otto Fister!

[SaintsAhoy]

I think you'll find, unless i'm very much mistaken that Otto Pfister (born November 24, 1937 in Cologne) is a German football manager, and one of Germany's most successful coaching exports, voted Africa's Manager of the Year in 1992

[SNSUN]

And who could forget Alexander Buttner and Hans-Jörg Butt.

 

I bet they all played at Shrewsbury's old ground, Gay Meadow.

[Jonnyboy]

Surely most of these Names could be applied to a red blooded heterosexual?

[hypochondriac]

What a terrible homophobic thread. Mods please take action.

[Lazlo78]

Hi Dave!

 

I dunno if i want to touch this one particularly, but i did notice earlier that Bayer Leverkusen had a genuine Bender playing for them. I drafted him into my provisional squad yo!

 

His twin brother Sven Bender plays for Dortmund - they are both involved with the German national team...

[Lazlo78]

Any place for Dean Windass in here?

[Lazlo78]

I think you'll find, unless i'm very much mistaken that Otto Pfister (born November 24, 1937 in Cologne) is a German football manager, and one of Germany's most successful coaching exports, voted Africa's Manager of the Year in 1992

 

Indeed. He was hired only months before the WC 2006 to lead Togo to glory on the big stage, and he managed to walk out on the team and get reinstated because of financial irregularities before the actual World Cup. At the WC the players went on strike - again because of financial irregularities - but they were persuaded by FIFA to fulfil their fixtures: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/togo/5098446.stm

 

They managed to lose all their three group matches at the WC.

 

[Bearsy]

mmm he has blow job mouth

[Big Bad Bob]

mmm he has blow job mouth

 

Looks more like Herbert the Pervert :-

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Which do gooder was it yesterday that was trying to be politically correct and ended up comparing gays with Peodos?

 

Well this football is also openly promoting sex with children through his name...

 

Junior Agogo!

[Lazlo78]

Danny Fox?

[Tokyo-Saint]

What about peodo bear? Why does peodo bear not get discussed more?

 

[Upwind]

Shaun Cummings?

[Bearsy]

What about peodo bear? Why does peodo bear not get discussed more?

 

i had idea bout how to help paedos! What i am gonna do is make sex dolls for paedos, you know like blow up dolls and real dolls except they look like 8 year olds and babies or whatever. This way paedos would not have to be raping children + getting arrested for looking at videos on internet. I think could be a multi-billion dollar idea!

 

I am currently seeking investors. PM for details. Otherwise i will go dragons den.

[Tokyo-Saint]

You have a PM - this is already big business in Japan bear. I would post a funny pic but no one wants to get banned for posting pics of Japanese peodo sex dolls, do they?

 

So, here is my father in law with some normal ones so you get the idea...

 

[dubai_phil]

Football.

 

Benders.

 

yep think I can remember some.

 

Gunther Netzer or something? German in the 80's

Roberto Carlos? He sure bent one

Oh yeah

 

David Beckham. Hell even made a movie about him being a bender

JWP springs to mind as well, the whole line up to aim to kick the ball into the Kingsland and he WHIPS it into the Itchen Chapel far post. Amazing talent that

 

Oh and of course that Ronaldo bloke at Real definite King of current benders

[Hatch]

Aaron Lennon and Raheem Sterling run like I imagine a bender would run like.

 

Not that I spend a lot of time imagining benders running you understand.

[SuperMikey]

Aaron Lennon and Raheem Sterling run like I imagine a bender would run like.

 

Not that I spend a lot of time imagining benders running you understand.

 

They do have an interesting "gait".

 

 

Get it? Gait! Like Gay-t! That was like something off the Two Ronnies or something.

[svetigpung]

Aaron Lennon and Raheem Sterling run like I imagine a bender would run like.

 

Not that I spend a lot of time imagining benders running you understand.

 

add Arjen Robben to the list....queer when running!

[jjsaint]

Nobody's mentioned David Goodwillie?!?!

[Lazlo78]

[Delboy Dave]

I reckon Jrod runs like a woofter!