Osvaldo's pre match ritual

[lordswoodsaints]

He does the usual testicles,spectacles wallet and watch,kissing the cross thing that all the South Americans and Mediterranean players do but did anybody else notice the funny little one legged hop thing he did before that?.....what's all that about?

[kpturner]

He does the usual testicles,spectacles wallet and watch,kissing the cross thing that all the South Americans and Mediterranean players do but did anybody else notice the funny little one legged hop thing he did before that?.....what's all that about?

 

Have you ever seen his two legged hop or funnier still, his no legged hop? Hopping with just one leg is so passé

[wheels]

His post match ritual:

 

**** off as quickly as possible, no hand-shakes, no appreciation to the crowd, I'm off mush

[Summers]

Could it be do with not "breaking the line" by standing on it and jumping onto the pitch? I've seen a few of them do it before?

[Golden Balls]

His post match ritual:

 

**** off as quickly as possible, no hand-shakes, no appreciation to the crowd, I'm off mush í ½í¸¡

 

Yep. Literally sprinted down the tunnel again yesterday.

[oldskoolsi]

Maybe he needed a poo?

[The9]

Yep. Literally sprinted down the tunnel again yesterday.

 

I couldn't give a toss if he doesn't want to applaud me, same goes for the rest of them.

 

Applauding the fans is what losers do after five goal defeats 300+ miles from home, that's pretty much the only situation where I'd get annoyed if the team didn't show some appreciation, and I don't want to see them get in the situation where that happens in the first place, so I can happily live without any of that stuff.