Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 [video=youtube;583B-Q_Yq9w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=583B-Q_Yq9w
norwaysaint Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 Pretty sure that's not real. I've been hearing jokes based around that since the eighties.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 September, 2013 Author Posted 12 September, 2013 Hi Norway, Pleased to see you are spending 1 of your 3 posts a day on me again. This is getting to be a regular thing. Yeah, who knows. It does say NATO and gulf war though so it could be from the first conflict which would fit with what you said, give or take 5 years. Don't live leak verify their stuff at all?
Deano6 Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
buctootim Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 Well that's killed that then. Don't sell yourself short. I'm thinking that fail was more like this
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp Tokes has been, like, totally pwned...
Bearsy Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 don't listen to them tokyos, i totally believe ur story! I imagine that this prob happens quite often which explains similar stories! Here is another story that I read bout in Sunday Times. British Submarine was being pursued by enemy submarine. They wasn't worried cos their submarine was best submarine. but they couldn't escape! Every where they went it was right up their arse! No matter how much deep or how much fast they couldn't escape! It was so close that when they was doing the sonar bings they was coming straight back! Finally the British submarine driver decided to stop and fight. He rung down to the torpedos room and told one of his men - let's call him Brett from Camden - to open torpedo tube cos they was gonna fire torpedo, but as soon as Brett opened hatch to torpedo tube this massive blue whale penis come bursting out! It wasn't enemy submarine chasing, it was randy blue whale with knob stuck in torpedo tube! All of the seamen drowned in semen. It's what they would of wanted. RIP.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 September, 2013 Author Posted 12 September, 2013 (edited) This is also a surprisingly common occurrence bear. This is the real reason behind cheery chappy Alpine saint's strange obsession with submarines and the royal navy whale boning core. Be the best! To be fair, the Royal Navy are just asking for it with their latest range of subs. Edited 12 September, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint
Bearsy Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 yeah is true tokyos, i watched a whole documentary bout submarines one time and most of it was just them being chased round ocean by sex-starved blue whales, to tune of Benny Hill music
Spudders Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 I'd 'like' this thread if I could, but I can't as forum hasn't got vBulletin 'likes' app installed (or whateves it's called) so I just want to give all contributors so far +1 reputations point (excluding me obviously, that'd be silly)
norwaysaint Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 Hi Norway, Pleased to see you are spending 1 of your 3 posts a day on me again. This is getting to be a regular thing. Yeah, who knows. It does say NATO and gulf war though so it could be from the first conflict which would fit with what you said, give or take 5 years. Don't live leak verify their stuff at all? Eh? Care to show me some of the other posts you're talking about? I think I replied to you once about two or three months ago, after which you changed your avatar to reference Norway and referenced my post on about three other threads I wasn't even on, but yeah, I guess I must be following you around.
Bearsy Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 interesting! I read that one sea beastie, i think it might be sharks, don't do penetration they have penis like cannon and fire spunk bullets at passing bird sharks. Imagine how hilarious that would be if we had same system!
buctootim Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 Interesting whale spunk fact.. Whale fail Spudders!! nah nah http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 September, 2013 Author Posted 12 September, 2013 Eh? Care to show me some of the other posts you're talking about? I think I replied to you once about two or three months ago, after which you changed your avatar to reference Norway and referenced my post on about three other threads I wasn't even on, but yeah, I guess I must be following you around. Oh that hurts Norway, much more than any of you or Ludwig's usual false claims. We had a chat yesterday about how people in Scandanaivia don't kill themselves cause of ABBA anymore. Don't worry, still heart you a little bit, you're the best nemesis in ages. Plus 1 reps for noticing change avi dedication. Do you like the new one?
TheSpankBoy Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 Oh that hurts Norway, much more than any of you or Ludwig's usual false claims. We had a chat yesterday about how people in Scandanaivia don't kill themselves cause of ABBA anymore. Don't worry, still heart you a little bit, you're the best nemesis in ages. Plus 1 reps for noticing change avi dedication. Do you like the new one? Does the blonde one from ABBA that everyone would have done in 1978 live in a cave on an island now? Probably to escape the hairy blokes and ugly other woman. On a related note, i used the pic on facebook a while ago and my 9 year old niece commented that "Its not that fast, it dribbles".................
TheSpankBoy Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 what pic? The massive whale cock? No, Tokyos pic. Having a whale ejaculate into you would be the equivelent of someone firing a thousand shotguns into your poopshoot. Or a million bees.
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 September, 2013 Posted 12 September, 2013 Does the blonde one from ABBA that everyone would have done in 1978 live in a cave on an island now? Probably to escape the hairy blokes and ugly other woman. On a related note, i used the pic on facebook a while ago and my 9 year old niece commented that "Its not that fast, it dribbles"................. Still would? She lives on Helgö west of Stockholm: http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/agnetha-f-ltskogs-estate/view/?service=0
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 September, 2013 Author Posted 12 September, 2013 Leave it out whitey, she's half your age.
TheSpankBoy Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 Still would? She lives on Helgö west of Stockholm: http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/agnetha-f-ltskogs-estate/view/?service=0 Nah age has not been kind. She reminds me of Avaline from Bread. Whats the other one upto? Not interested in Benny and Bjorn.
buctootim Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 Nah age has not been kind. She reminds me of Avaline from Bread. Whats the other one upto? Not interested in Benny and Bjorn. How about now? also in 2013
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 (edited) The other one: Latest news: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9469403/Abba-singers-lover-becomes-a-viscount.html As an aside, my missus has the claim to fame that she saw Benny Andersson performing with the Hep Stars before he was famous when she did a school exchange to Sweden in 1965. Edited 13 September, 2013 by Whitey Grandad
TheSpankBoy Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 How about now? also in 2013 Um....yeah still no.
TheSpankBoy Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 The other one: http://abbamikory.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451741c69e2019aff172645970c-popup Latest news: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9469403/Abba-singers-lover-becomes-a-viscount.html As an aside, my missus has the claim to fame that she saw Benny Andersson performing with the Hep Stars before he was famous when she did a school exchange to Sweden in 1965. I must admit my ignorance of the Hep Stars. Thanks for info on the other one.
svetigpung Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 Good on ya Grandad...cause you would...if ya could. She's been a recluse since the eighties. The other A . Anna-frid has been living in Switzerland. Done a lot of soul searching as she was the daughter of nazi soldier in norway during WW2. Not a happy childhood. Both sexy as fook ... n their days.
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 Good on ya Grandad...cause you would...if ya could. She's been a recluse since the eighties. The other A . Anna-frid has been living in Switzerland. Done a lot of soul searching as she was the daughter of nazi soldier in norway during WW2. Not a happy childhood. Both sexy as fook ... n their days. Hard to believe, I know, but Anni-Frid is nearly four years older than me. Agnetha though is almost a year younger.
TheSpankBoy Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 Good on ya Grandad...cause you would...if ya could. She's been a recluse since the eighties. The other A . Anna-frid has been living in Switzerland. Done a lot of soul searching as she was the daughter of nazi soldier in norway during WW2. Not a happy childhood. Both sexy as fook ... n their days. So she is the daughter of a nazi and lives in the country where 90% of the nazi gold was horded after ww2? Hmmm.
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 September, 2013 Posted 13 September, 2013 How about now? also in 2013 She reminds me of:
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