Transfer Deadline Day Relief

[mulletsaint]

Afternoon Chaps

 

For those of you fed up with the Alpines of the world making Transfer Deadline Day™ even more like pulling teeth, I thought I'd offer up a little light relief. Thought it was about time I better post some kink that wasn't alien in nature.

 

As a bonus, there are no nips so it shouldn't get invisimodded.

 

 

Enjoy

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cut to 1:37 for people at work or with busy schedules

[mulletsaint]

Cut to 1:37 for people at work or with busy schedules

 

What's wrong, you don't like a bit of art with your kink?

 

Judging by the amount of people hitting refresh on the MB, I'd say no one has a busy schedule today.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I watched it without sound and was bitterly disappointed for the first 1:36 secs

 

TBH not really too into the spider man underwear either.

 

Here is my contribution, the 'Japanese entry'. *

 

 

*bletch prepares his cover story

[Whitey Grandad]

Thanks, but too small for me on my iPhone. A few nips might have improved it though.

[mulletsaint]

I watched it without sound and was bitterly disappointed for the first 1:36 secs

 

TBH not really too into the spider man underwear either.

 

Here is my contribution, the 'Japanese entry'. *

 

 

*bletch prepares his cover story

 

Apologies (note to self: next time find gay porn for Tokes)

 

I must admit I'm a big fan of those pants.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ah sorry got involved in some business. Here you go pervygrandad, enjoy

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Apologies (note to self: next time find gay porn for Tokes)

 

I must admit I'm a big fan of those pants.

 

It's all about equal opportunities now a days.

 

 

Dr Christian Jessen lesser known modeling days

[Bearsy]

A few nips might have improved it though.

 

I don't normally allow racist lols in muppet shows, but i will let this one go cos whitey is poster in good standing and you have to make allowances for elder generation.

Edited 2 September, 2013 by Bearsy

[Whitey Grandad]

Thanks Tokes.

 

Now what's the best way to salvage a wet iPhone?

[Smirking_Saint]

Thanks Tokes.

 

Now what's the best way to salvage a wet iPhone?

 

Nick someone elses

[mulletsaint]

I suppose for fear of upsetting Turks, what this thread should really have been was a fittest WAG thread. Not something I'm to up to date on so you'll have to excuse my ignorance.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Here you go Mullet, I'll start

 

 

Super injection bitch

[Big Bad Bob]

Here you go Mullet, I'll start

 

 

Super injection bitch

 

Oh no, another one for the bloated complacent dullards to masturbate over whist she's doesn't even care they exist. Is sad the amount of mugs on here that get themselves at it over a professional athletes bird, a woman that whilst generally being no better than average with a good body and a good make up artist most significantly doesn't know or care you are even alive and if she did know you would undoubtedly think you are a vile letch anyway.

[Tokyo-Saint]

yeah some good points Bob but on the other hands she does have some nice boobs. Think about poor old golfing phil. All porn sites are banned in the Islamic Republic of Desert or wherever it is he lives. Without TMS he only gets to see two sets of boobs in his life and one of these sets belongs to Eric. Please think of the less fortunate.

[Bearsy]

Ain't that Imogen Thomas? Who is she knobbing? Or vice versa. I watched her sextape one time when she was doing 69 on some dude. It weren't as interesting as it sounds.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Don't worry, I'll look after you golfing Phil

 

 

Emily O'Hara

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ain't that Imogen Thomas? Who is she knobbing? Or vice versa. I watched her sextape one time when she was doing 69 on some dude. It weren't as interesting as it sounds.

 

That's not the game bear. You have to say which footballer she was or is boning. First one to get it gets 1 rep point for each one correct.

[Bearsy]

That's not the game bear. You have to say which footballer she was or is boning. First one to get it gets 1 rep point for each one correct.

 

i thought she just had kid with a muggle.

[mulletsaint]

This young lady is engaged to an ex-Skate apparently. Thought she merited inclusion for the loosely footy based body paint.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Seems like the super injunction worked keeping the news away from one dumb idiot at least then.

[Bearsy]

ok tokyos i remember now, i had forgot all about what she done with natasha giggs + her brother!

[Tokyo-Saint]

+1 rep point for pretending google is your memory bear.

[mulletsaint]

+1 rep point for pretending google is your memory bear.

 

Lol.

[Bearsy]

Word, i haven't had to remember stuff with my brain since 1997. Besides, I know for fact you just googles melissa_satta_1!

[Tokyo-Saint]

This might be controversial but I don't think she is fit - unless maybe you are also a horse.

 

 

Her mate is ok thou.

[Bearsy]

there is something weird about the way her neck is arranged with her shoulders, like wine bottle.

[Tokyo-Saint]

You're obsessed with necks bear. Like a hangman or serial rapist/killer, V. strange.

[mulletsaint]

Another?

[Bearsy]

is it Alessandro-Costacurta’s-wife-Martina-Colombari1.jpg?

[mulletsaint]

I just changed the name to fool you.

[Bearsy]

You're obsessed with necks bear. Like a hangman or serial rapist/killer, V. strange.

 

You can often catch me creeping through the undergrowth of north Birmingham hissing at passing lovelies, oi love, show us some neck

[Tokyo-Saint]

Quite a thick neck don't you think bear? Trap exercises?

[Tokyo-Saint]

is it Alessandro-Costacurta’s-wife-Martina-Colombari1.jpg?

 

Good memory!

[Bearsy]

Cheat.

 

i don't know what you mean! I only recognise her cos we're close friends and she often sexts me selfies of her nawks.

[Tokyo-Saint]

All of these birds seem to have a tattoo just above their fannies. Is that like a footballers stamp to mark their wags?

[Spudders]

Maybe birth marks Tokyos?

 

(speak later when I can post again!!)

[Bearsy]

All of these birds seem to have a tattoo just above their fannies. Is that like a footballers stamp to mark their wags?

 

yeah i know a guy what does tattoos and I always thought it was pretty cool job for perving on hot birds, till he pointed out that he also has to feel up men + fat birds etc. It's not all gravy.

 

old sex buddy of mine went to tattoo place one time and got a stud put through her clit. I didn't know about it till after or I'd of come along to watch. Anyway that night she called me all crying cos she was trying to get the thing out but it was all stuck. We ended up cutting it with pliers! Pretty dumb really, i wouldn't be letting anyone near my knackers with pair of pliers, she could easily of got gelded.

[Tokyo-Saint]

When you say 'we' bear, who else was involved in this delicate operation?

 

Obviously you took pics. Please pm me.

[Bearsy]

yeah obv i took my dad and brothers along with me. One can't conduct delicate fanny surgery without a nurse + anesthesiologist on standby.

 

i didn't get pictures tho, srsly. I was over there like a shot when she explained the problem, but then i spent the first 10 minutes just laughing while she got more + more angar and in the end it felt slightly disrespectful to start making video!

[Tokyo-Saint]

FFS bear! You just said on the moanboard that you don;t miss open goals. Now here you are missing open goals. That could have been £250 on you've been framed late night special.

 

Your money I spose.

[SNSUN]

I just managed to transfer Poo from My Arse to The Toilet. The transfer was, on the (w)hole, tough to squeeze through, but I managed it. Thank God the window is open though, it would have been tough to bear had the window closed early. The cost of the transfer is undisclosed, I certainly spent at least a penny, but there was great relief from both parties.

 

There may be one more transfer this evening of Some Ice Cream to My Mouth, but I'mm undecided as to whether to go through with that deal.

[dubai_phil]

Don't worry, I'll look after you golfing Phil

 

 

Emily O'Hara

 

Thanks Tokes. It's so much nicer to have real friends on here who understand my pain. Hell, at the Hopfest on Thursday I had to put up with Eric trying to show everyone his British Beef Shreddies. As if seeing his man boobs every week wasn't enough.

 

Luckily Mrs D_P charged in to the rescue & made sure it never happens again by giving him the mother of all Wedgies.

 

He's now on tour as a Soprano with Jose Caceres for a month so Emily will be downloaded as wallpaper to replace him.

 

BTW. Who is she & where does she hang out? I'm back in blighty for a few days weekend after this and ouch no sorry honey no ouch it's not Porn it's the for arrgghhh

 

Anyone know a Sky/OSN Engineer?

 

I need to get a Satellite decoder removed from my skull

[Tokyo-Saint]

Tom Cleverly's bird phil (as no one is feckin playing the game anyway). You can find her in a wine bar near alderly edge.

[dubai_phil]

Tom Cleverly's bird phil (as no one is feckin playing the game anyway). You can find her in a wine bar near alderly edge.

 

The Kraft Knut. No WONDER Eric is flying back to Madchester in a couple of weeks.

 

I can see why he is called Tom Clever Bstd then.

 

What does that Arsenil bloke's bird look like? You know, what's his name? Oh yeah, Jack Wheelchair

 

 

 

 

 

 

That bad name joke is brought to you courtesy of USA Soccerguy