If I were Southampton's manager

[Barry Sanchez]

I would wear a different wig for every week for the match interview just after the game.

Describing how well Rodriguez has lost his marker or how good Wanyama is breaking up play with a £1.00 sports direct England wig on my nut after a hard fought win is purely belter.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Some interesting points Barry.

[Spudders]

^^ Agree with Tokyo, well done Baz, that post is worthy of 1/4 of a reputations point!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Every time I see spudgun registered abuser I feel V. Sad. One of the best posters down to 3 a day while Baz is free to post at will.

[Bearsy]

I know right! I am going to pay spudgun's subs. I will wrap a fiver round a potato and sent it st Mary's. I will do this tomorrow!

[Barry Sanchez]

Every time I see spudgun registered abuser I feel V. Sad. One of the best posters down to 3 a day while Baz is free to post at will.

 

Oh Toke's you are a middle aged weez, if you're not middle aged greying and have a wife called Majorie then by Christ you are depressing...........................

[Bearsy]

can you explain a bit more tho barry? I've given it a lot of thought, and I don't really get why ur saying what ur saying! Here is the options I have got so far:

 

a) Ur suggesting that Ponch's hairdo is a wig. Kind of like how lego man has removable barnet.

b) Ur saying that if Ponch is gonna say the same things every week, the least he could do is wear fancy toupee to keep things interesting

c) Is nothing to do with Ponch, ur simply saying you would like to wear wigs for mental reasons of ur own!

[Barry Sanchez]

can you explain a bit more tho barry? I've given it a lot of thought, and I don't really get why ur saying what ur saying! Here is the options I have got so far:

 

a) Ur suggesting that Ponch's hairdo is a wig. Kind of like how lego man has removable barnet.

b) Ur saying that if Ponch is gonna say the same things every week, the least he could do is wear fancy toupee to keep things interesting

c) Is nothing to do with Ponch, ur simply saying you would like to wear wigs for mental reasons of ur own!

 

c)

 

 

But I have always said Agentina's 1990 Lego football team is modelled on Pochettino's hairdo.

[Spudders]

Every time I see spudgun registered abuser I feel V. Sad. One of the best posters down to 3 a day while Baz is free to post at will.

 

+1 reputations point

 

(Using my 3 posts a day wisely!)

[Spudders]

I know right! I am going to pay spudgun's subs. I will wrap a fiver round a potato and sent it st Mary's. I will do this tomorrow!

 

+1 reputations point

 

(Can you make sure potato is big enough for me to make a mr potato head out of!)

[Bearsy]

ok spudders, will do! Srsly, i am v.sad to find out that the cost of maintaining ur new Italian girlfriend means you are having to cut back in other areas of ur personal expenditure, like saintsweb memberships. Try saying to her, no Francesca! You can not have them new shoes! No! I will not buy you another tub Immac, you will just have to wet shave ur moustache like ur grandmother does!

[Tokyo-Saint]

The worst thing about it all is he can't even send us hot pics of new Italian GF by pm anymore as registereds don't get pm privileges. This is rude of spudders, it's probably against some forum rules as well. If not, it should be.

[Spudders]

Hey Bear, please don't pay my subs, my problem isn't being a price pikey, I can easily afford to pay so I don't want you to have to give Steve Grant & Baj hand jobs again so soon after your own membership renewal has been worked off. I recently discovered some interesting infos about forum funds so I don't want to provide any more money towards it. Don't worry though, I will continue to keep track of reputations scores (you're just ahead of Tokyo overall at the moment, but it's very close.

 

An interesting fact about the forums reputations points --> Out of everyone that has ever posted in the muppet show, Gay Crabs is the only person to have never received a reputations point!!!).

[Tokyo-Saint]

I have for some time suspected that the fivers raised here help to fund terrorism in the Middle East - is it this spudders? Wait, don't answer here, just tweet me again. Also, how can bear be just ahead if me? Whenever I give out rep points and I give them out easily, I request that they come off bear's own personal stash. Has this been accounted for?

[Bearsy]

Ok spudders I didn't realise you was conscientious objector. I have heard them rumours too bout the saintsweb fund, and while I find it disgusting & sick what they is doing with them carrots I prefer to let the authorities sort it out.

 

+1 reputations to gay crabs pls

[Bearsy]

Also, shut up tokyos. Spudders has said I am more reputations than you, pls respect his authoritah

[Tokyo-Saint]

FFS spudders, you've created a monster. It's bad enough you can't even go on a moaning about the forum thread without it turning into a 'oh yeah but isn't bear great' thread. Now I come on here to mug off bear with just the usual 13 viewers looking on and you start putting him above me in the rep states. This is rediculous! You still on that rave forum asking people where they are from and what they have done? Safe.