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This thread had such potential. Trust Ruperts rat pack to get in first.:D

 

BTW i nominate King Herod.

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Failed insurance & pensions salesman

 

Failed Catering entrepeneur (SOMEONE SPELL IT FOR ME..i KNOW... IT)

Failed Radio Boss

Failed Boss of The Local Wheel Clampers...Purposely upsetting the fans parking on match day....Joke You Lowey Luvvie Pixies.

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Rupert would probably think of himself as the latter day embodiment of Julius Caesar.

 

His track record suggests he is the reincarnation of the Roman Emperor, Nero, fiddling as Rome burnt.

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Who or what was Rupert Lowe in a former life?

 

He was always strangled by his parents by the age of 5 or 6. Its a sure sign of the failing state of families that his latest incarnation was allowed to reach adulthood and reap such destruction upon a righteous and holy football team (there's reference to it somewhere in revelations).

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A dung beetle.

 

NO!

 

A dung beetle crawls over some sh*t, rolls bits of it up into little balls, and pulls them into holes in the ground, where it gets converted into juicy nitrogenous fertilizer.

 

So, a dung beetle takes some crap, and turns it into something pretty useful.

 

RL on the other hand.........

 

a) does it the other way around?

b) hawks it around the trying to sell it all to bigger beetles?

c) gets advice on the best shape of the ball for his hole from a rugby player?

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Lennon,Stalin,Trotski,Hitler,Pinochet & Mussolini. He's been re-incarnated so many times, i'm sure he doesnt Know who he'd be when he gets out of bed in the morning! ;)

 

I'm pretty sure, with the exception of Lennon in a couple of cases perhaps, that all their lives overlapped!

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