New chant: Foals - My Number

[Maggie May]

 

"We've got Pochettino,

And we've got Osvaldo now

We will beat Man City,

Spurs and the Arsenal now"

 

Do do do do do

 

[pingwing]

Better chance of singing something like this and pretending its a football song

 

[Lallana's Left Peg]

Read the first two lines, thought it had potential, then I read the last two lines and was so disgusted I had to look away from the screen and contemplate what I had just read.

[The9]

Rhyming "now" with "now" is poor. Also, I like Cassius by Foals, but choose a song that the majority actually know...

[RonManager]

One day, the Foals will become The Old Grey Mares, their backs will sag and their hips will become brittle.

[DuncanRG]

Better chance of singing something like this and pretending its a football song

 

 

I live with a few Liverpool supporters who tried to get 'Sahin and Joe Allen rock the Premier' on the go. Not sure if it ever caught on but I thought it was an absolute cracker.

 

EDIT: Rickie and Osvaldo?

Edited 29 August, 2013 by DuncanRG

[Tokyo-Saint]

Rhyming "now" with "now" is poor. Also, I like Cassius by Foals, but choose a song that the majority actually know...

 

Everyone know Spanish Sahara? Good. Well here we go.

 

Luke Shaw has a fat arse

Osvaldo a million dirty ways

Now your keeper is lying there

Like a lie low losing air, air

 

He drove ****ed now Guly is banned

Still Danny Fox we cannot bare

With a hot dog in my hands

The Cortese Megadome, the place that you'd wanna

Forget the horror here

 

Buy your red shirts here

Buy your red shirts here

Buy your red shirts here

It's future rust a sand crawler's a must

You'll buy you red shirts there

[Cascadia Saint]

Everyone know Spanish Sahara? Good. Well here we go.

 

Luke Shaw has a fat arse

Osvaldo a million dirty ways

Now your keeper is lying there

Like a lie low losing air, air

 

He drove ****ed now Guly is banned

Still Danny Fox we cannot bare

With a hot dog in my hands

The Cortese Megadome, the place that you'd wanna

Forget the horror here

 

Buy your red shirts here

Buy your red shirts here

Buy your red shirts here

It's future rust a sand crawler's a must

You'll buy you red shirts there

 

That'll never catch on etc etc...

[The9]

Well, it won't.

 

Especially the bit about red shirts.

[richardc]

have we got a song for Osvaldo yet - I quite like BHA's song for Ulloa

 

Whos that man from Argentina

Who's that man we all adore

Osvaldo is his name

and he scores a goal a game

and we dont need Guly anymore

 

sung to the tune of the old anti Manc song who's that dying on the runway

[The9]

have we got a song for Osvaldo yet - I quite like BHA's song for Ulloa

 

Whos that man from Argentina

Who's that man we all adore

Osvaldo is his name

and he scores a goal a game

and we dont need Guly anymore

 

sung to the tune of the old anti Manc song who's that dying on the runway

 

I don't have enough facepalms for that particular sentence.

 

Or you could have said... "to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah/John Brown's Body/The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and not sounded like a chav neanderthal.

[richardc]

I don't have enough facepalms for that particular sentence.

 

Or you could have said... "to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah/John Brown's Body/The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and not sounded like a chav neanderthal.

 

I apologise for not being as well versed as you as I dont know any of those songs

[Grey Crab]

How about this new chant:

 

Wanyama, big and strong

Wanyama, knocks you down

Wanyama, ooh

Southampton's hard man.

 

Obviously, the tune is to 'Growing Down' by short-lived Swindon band The Locksmiths, the b-side to their self-released 1988 limited edition (only 500 copies) 7"-only single 'King of the City'. I'm sure you all know how it goes. Let's get it going next game, lads!

[John Cool]

To the tune of "Fernando" by Abba

 

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Osvaldo

They were shining there for you and me, for Saints FC, Osvaldo

Though we never thought that we could lose, there's no regrets

If I had to do the same again I would my friend, Osvaldo

[Maggie May]

To the theme of 'My only sunshine..'

 

Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo,

We'd never sign you, with Stuart Gray,

But you're here now, and we all love you

let's hope you're still here in May

[SuperMikey]

To the theme of 'My only sunshine..'

 

Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo,

We'd never sign you, with Stuart Gray,

But you're here now, and we all love you

let's hope you're still here in May

 

Is Maggie May rhyming slang for MDMA? Lay off it for a bit mate.