Maggie May Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 "We've got Pochettino, And we've got Osvaldo now We will beat Man City, Spurs and the Arsenal now" Do do do do do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Better chance of singing something like this and pretending its a football song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lallana's Left Peg Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Read the first two lines, thought it had potential, then I read the last two lines and was so disgusted I had to look away from the screen and contemplate what I had just read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Rhyming "now" with "now" is poor. Also, I like Cassius by Foals, but choose a song that the majority actually know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 One day, the Foals will become The Old Grey Mares, their backs will sag and their hips will become brittle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 (edited) Better chance of singing something like this and pretending its a football song I live with a few Liverpool supporters who tried to get 'Sahin and Joe Allen rock the Premier' on the go. Not sure if it ever caught on but I thought it was an absolute cracker. EDIT: Rickie and Osvaldo? Edited 29 August, 2013 by DuncanRG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Rhyming "now" with "now" is poor. Also, I like Cassius by Foals, but choose a song that the majority actually know... Everyone know Spanish Sahara? Good. Well here we go. Luke Shaw has a fat arse Osvaldo a million dirty ways Now your keeper is lying there Like a lie low losing air, air He drove ****ed now Guly is banned Still Danny Fox we cannot bare With a hot dog in my hands The Cortese Megadome, the place that you'd wanna Forget the horror here Buy your red shirts here Buy your red shirts here Buy your red shirts here It's future rust a sand crawler's a must You'll buy you red shirts there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 Everyone know Spanish Sahara? Good. Well here we go. Luke Shaw has a fat arse Osvaldo a million dirty ways Now your keeper is lying there Like a lie low losing air, air He drove ****ed now Guly is banned Still Danny Fox we cannot bare With a hot dog in my hands The Cortese Megadome, the place that you'd wanna Forget the horror here Buy your red shirts here Buy your red shirts here Buy your red shirts here It's future rust a sand crawler's a must You'll buy you red shirts there That'll never catch on etc etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 Well, it won't. Especially the bit about red shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 have we got a song for Osvaldo yet - I quite like BHA's song for Ulloa Whos that man from Argentina Who's that man we all adore Osvaldo is his name and he scores a goal a game and we dont need Guly anymore sung to the tune of the old anti Manc song who's that dying on the runway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 have we got a song for Osvaldo yet - I quite like BHA's song for Ulloa Whos that man from Argentina Who's that man we all adore Osvaldo is his name and he scores a goal a game and we dont need Guly anymore sung to the tune of the old anti Manc song who's that dying on the runway I don't have enough facepalms for that particular sentence. Or you could have said... "to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah/John Brown's Body/The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and not sounded like a chav neanderthal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 I don't have enough facepalms for that particular sentence. Or you could have said... "to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah/John Brown's Body/The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and not sounded like a chav neanderthal. I apologise for not being as well versed as you as I dont know any of those songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 How about this new chant: Wanyama, big and strong Wanyama, knocks you down Wanyama, ooh Southampton's hard man. Obviously, the tune is to 'Growing Down' by short-lived Swindon band The Locksmiths, the b-side to their self-released 1988 limited edition (only 500 copies) 7"-only single 'King of the City'. I'm sure you all know how it goes. Let's get it going next game, lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 30 August, 2013 Share Posted 30 August, 2013 To the tune of "Fernando" by Abba There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Osvaldo They were shining there for you and me, for Saints FC, Osvaldo Though we never thought that we could lose, there's no regrets If I had to do the same again I would my friend, Osvaldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 31 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2013 To the theme of 'My only sunshine..' Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo, We'd never sign you, with Stuart Gray, But you're here now, and we all love you let's hope you're still here in May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 31 August, 2013 Share Posted 31 August, 2013 To the theme of 'My only sunshine..' Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo, We'd never sign you, with Stuart Gray, But you're here now, and we all love you let's hope you're still here in May Is Maggie May rhyming slang for MDMA? Lay off it for a bit mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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