Bearsy Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Hi Gays! If you want to learn bout all the tactical challenges our team will face on Saturday... read on, cos I've done a whole scouting report on Norwich City! I have tried my best to keep this scouting report more professional and keep the violent sexual imagery to an absolute minimum, cos some of it Ponch didn't find so helpful last time + it cost us 2 points. http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/08/scouting-report-norwich-city.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Top work from the bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 That is a top read Bearsy. I like the way you have gone for a serious slant but your obvious comedic powers have still been allowed full reign. Good facts about wolf's penises that I wasn't aware of too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Your best yet. You used the word 'ample' twice, though. A small point.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 28 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Thanks guise! Your best yet. You used the word 'ample' twice, though. A small point.... oh yeah I'e got delia being ample + growling all over the place! I will try + think of some better adjectives in future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Thanks guise! oh yeah I'e got delia being ample + growling all over the place! I will try + think of some better adjectives in future! Ample growler...enveloped...stink......mmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Timmier Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Absolutely love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Very funny, the bit about Fry was particularly good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Not bad for an amateur yo ! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffy Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Excellent work. V funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Nice work bear, I see a couple of Norwich fans have also found the blog based on the last 2 comments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Frightening insights, it's going to be a hard game against these f*ckers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 28 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Nice work bear, I see a couple of Norwich fans have also found the blog based on the last 2 comments! someone just posted a carrot through my letterbox and it's got "U WILL PAY" carved on the side. It's strange, i thought my report was mostly positive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNOWY Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 poor little chrissy hughton... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintAmongSkates Posted 28 August, 2013 Share Posted 28 August, 2013 Laughed so much dropped my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Nice blog, Bearso. You wanna be promoting your "b!tches be mental" book more on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 The main thing I took from it was that bear got a bona from reading horse porn. Hope everyone noticed it. Starts off slow, tails off in the middle (apart from the horse porn bit) but by the end, I'm loving it. Some of the feedback given seems extreamly well thought out. My personal high was "Anonymous28 August 2013 11:49 Biggest load of **** I've read on the internet in a long long time! Not even remotely funny." I wish I had written this bit. Well done bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 The main thing I got from it was that it confirms that pretty well everything will make Bearsy priapic. Wouldn't sit next to him in the pub, lads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Bet you would sue... Bet you'd take him back to 'the cellar' for some of that chianti action you told us about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Not so sure a Saints fan should be admitting a liking for Pony Fiddling. That's gonna give the phew ammunition for another 50 years. Somehow I get the feeling that by the end of the Season Bearsey is gonna be needing Police Protection after offending the fans of EVERY club in the PL. Perfects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Some of the feedback given seems extreamly well thought out. My personal high was "Anonymous28 August 2013 11:49 Biggest load of **** I've read on the internet in a long long time! Similar eloquence of expression manifests itself on most threads sooner or later. It seems some on here have minds like cesspits andtheliterary skills of a baboon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 I bet the arsenal forum is a much more cultured and dignified place Charlie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 August, 2013 The main thing I took from it was that bear got a bona from reading horse porn. This was all true story unfortunately! I'd be interested to find out if anyone else read this book, the plot was about a boy who everyone thought was like Jesus cos he laid hands on a dead baby and it come back to life! Then his cousin asked him to cure her cancer and he was like, "ok but for cancer I will have to get deep inside" Fry didn't feel the need to describe this in any detail, the idea of boy boning girl was pretty disgusting so he had it mostly happen off screen. Then the horse got sick so he boned that too... Fry described this in minute + erotic detail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Sounds like the Norwich remake of the Green Mile bear. I know this is one of your all time fav movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 How did people who didn't find this funny somehow happen upon it anyway ? Apart from Googling "Delia Smith c-unt" as stated in the comments, of course ? I did well to get past that apostrophe in "Managers" in the first sentence. It was ok, too much sexy time though, literally becoming a one-trick pony ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 August, 2013 Share Posted 29 August, 2013 Also gives a new meaning to the "Norwich Build Up" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 August, 2013 I did well to get past that apostrophe in "Managers" in the first sentence. It was ok, too much sexy time though, literally becoming a one-trick pony ? thanks 9 i have atrophied ur apostophe! I dunno how i'd cope without ur proofreading! ur right that i may be over-using the violent sexual imagery, but u write what u know innit! I tried last week to make it more about football when i was scouting sunderland, but it didn't come out v.good and people could see i didn't know what the f*ck i was on about! who's up next? West Ham? I expect I'll be investigating Karen Brady sucking off David Gold while Sullivan watches on. It will prob be v.disturbing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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