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A veritable army of insatiable sexbots is just over the horizon intent on luring mankind into a life long orgy of sexual pleasure.

 

Having considered the problem carefully I recommend a policy of unconditional surrender be adopted.

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Well, at least he'd volunteer to write the review so us lot don't have to bother :)

 

I dunno! My gf has The Coil and even that scares me cos I'm terrify that one time I'll go too deep and The Coil will snag on my urethra. I dunno how I'd feel if my girlfriend had actual gear mechanisms and laser beams up her snatch.

 

On the other hand there was that episode of Futurama where rather than spank off over celebrities, you just downloaded Helen Flanagan or whoever into ur sex-robot + do her properly. I can see the advantages of that system yo!

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I always imagined you as being like the Indian guy off that, Bearsy. Just a bit more hirsute. Am I close to the truth?

 

Yeah sure he's like my twin brother! I ain't actually googles hirsute, but I'm choosing to believe it means well hung!

 

I think of Spudgun like he's george dawes from shooting stars.

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Yeah sure he's like my twin brother! I ain't actually googles hirsute, but I'm choosing to believe it means well hung!

 

I think of Spudgun like he's george dawes from shooting stars.

 

OMG, is this you, your twin and your wife?

 

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I saw this photo the other day and thought that the one on the left was doing a creepy enough look that it could be you. Also your house is in-keeping with your price pikey image.

 

Nah, Spud isn't that attractive. I had him down as more of a Lou from Little Britain type geezer:

 

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