Pablo Piatti

[trousers]

IIRC, some people were labelling Coutinho as too lightweight for the Premier League before he signed for Liverpool...

[Batman]

IIRC, some people were labelling Coutinho as too lightweight for the Premier League before he signed for Liverpool...

 

very true

[Bearsy]

Weren't we linked with this dude in January? I seem to remember his name cropping up.

 

Sounds like a Cortese signing. He probably wants a player he can stand next to in team photos.

[Saint Charlie]

We still haven't spent all the £90m we got for last season yet.

 

Only allowed up to 52m wage bill under FFP though I think.

 

No idea what ours would be currently however but something to consider.

[SuperSAINT]

Weren't we linked with this dude in January? I seem to remember his name cropping up.

 

His name definitely got mentioned before. Can't remember if it was a link, or just a suggestion.

[Toon Saint]

Murray Groves ‏@MurrayGroves 1m

Southampton have stepped up their efforts to secure a one year loan deal for Valencia's tiny number 11, Pablo Piatti #saintsfc

[Window Cleaner]

Murray Groves ‏@MurrayGroves 1m

Southampton have stepped up their efforts to secure a one year loan deal for Valencia's tiny number 11, Pablo Piatti #saintsfc

 

probably need a new mascot.

[Matthew Le God]

Murray Groves ‏@MurrayGroves 1m

Southampton have stepped up their efforts to secure a one year loan deal for Valencia's tiny number 11, Pablo Piatti #saintsfc

 

Odd when someone describes themselves as a "Reputable established football associate"

Edited 27 August, 2013 by Matthew Le God

[dubai_phil]

Murray Groves ‏@MurrayGroves 1m

Southampton have stepped up their efforts to secure a one year loan deal for Valencia's tiny number 11, Pablo Piatti #saintsfc

 

How tall is Messi?

[Matthew Le God]

How tall is Messi?

 

3 inches taller than Piatti.

[dubai_phil]

3 inches taller than Piatti.

 

Jeez the Dude IS tiny then

[Matthew Le God]

Yep, he is 5 foot 4, even Maradona is taller at 5 foot 5.

[DT]

Piatteeny

[Toon Saint]

How tall is Messi?

 

Bigger than a 11

[Bearsy]

Would he be premier league's smallest player? Even Nathan Dyer claims to be taller!

[Glasgow_Saint]

Bet he can still jump higher than GULY

[Viking Warrior]

so do we started to see one of our players lifting him up like rugby lineouts so he had head the ball into the net , or will he be used to head the daisy cutter level headers

[Bucks Saint]

Name fits the "oh Christian Dailly..." song too.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Only about 4 or 5 inches off being classified by the NHS as a dwarf/midget.

[Window Cleaner]

Only about 4 or 5 inches off being classified by the NHS as a dwarf/midget.

 

don't you have to say vertically challenged in our day and age ?

[Bearsy]

he will come in proper handy when they visit Children's Hospital at Christmas.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Him and Les Reed will take Southampton General by storm this December.

[Tokyo-Saint]

don't you have to say vertically challenged in our day and age ?

 

I think those two are ok windows but I could be wrong on midget (I think it might be little people these days) http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/restricted-growth/Pages/Introduction.aspx

 

It is elf, Leprechaun and Munchkin that are definite no nos.

[Gemmel]

Has done his hamstring and out for five weeks.

[saintbob40]

…..it wasn't his hamstring but in actual fact his hamster.

 

Apparently the little fella had made himself a miniature equestrian course out of yoghurt pots and matchsticks and had been riding around the kitchen floor on the hamster. Unfortunately, the hamster met a sorry end as it reared up whilst faced by the giant strawberry petit filous fence.

[once_bitterne]

http://www.fcsochaux.fr/fr/images/651/Mayuka-signature.jpg

[St.Patrik]

The Watch is much smaller at that club : /

[Whitey Grandad]

…..it wasn't his hamstring but in actual fact his hamster.

 

Apparently the little fella had made himself a miniature equestrian course out of yoghurt pots and matchsticks and had been riding around the kitchen floor on the hamster. Unfortunately, the hamster met a sorry end as it reared up whilst faced by the giant strawberry petit filous fence.

 

My hamster died of an accident...

 

... he fell asleep at the wheel.

[Tony F]

We went 0-1 down to the smallest Sunderland player heading in with both posts undefended. We then failed to have anyone on the posts for every Sunderland corner after that. Perhaps it's the new way?

 

Point of interest...... "every Sunderland corner after that" = 1.

 

BBC stats state that Sunderland had two corners during the match.

 

Knee-jerk detector showing strong positive reading, Norm

[miserableoldgit]

Point of interest...... "every Sunderland corner after that" = 1.

 

BBC stats state that Sunderland had two corners during the match.

 

Knee-jerk detector showing strong positive reading, Norm

 

Never let facts get in the way of a good whinge.

 

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[richard]

We went 0-1 down to the smallest Sunderland player heading in with both posts undefended. We then failed to have anyone on the posts for every Sunderland corner after that. Perhaps it's the new way?

 

I'd actually be more worried if the tallest member of the opposition scored it. What's the point in marking the short dude? Ball's never going to reach him.