SO16_Saint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 This will probably be moved to TMS pretty soon, but I somehow sat on My left testicle earlier, and it really ****ing hurts now. Feels like there is a pain on the opposite side of where your appendix is and is painful to move, sit, stand. It's the kind of pain that makes you laugh a little! Anyone else done this, and how long did it hurt for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Physically or psychologically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 I once sat on someone else's testicle for a few mins - maybe 6 or 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Someone told me the other night that "spudding" is where you insert your testicle into the woman's anus. I imagine that would be a similar pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 If you sit on your testicle for a minute then have a w*nk, it feels like you're unloading somebody else's sacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Someone told me the other night that "spudding" is where you insert your testicle into the woman's anus. I'm not sure what to make of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Someone told me the other night that "spudding" is where you insert your testicle into the woman's anus. I imagine that would be a similar pain. I'm not sure what to make of this? Mashed potato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 I sat on a testicle a while back. The only way to distract from the pain was to catch my willy in the zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 This will probably be moved to TMS pretty soon, but I somehow sat on My left testicle earlier, and it really ****ing hurts now. Feels like there is a pain on the opposite side of where your appendix is and is painful to move, sit, stand. It's the kind of pain that makes you laugh a little! Anyone else done this, and how long did it hurt for? I sat on my testicle once, it hurt for about 3 hours until I fell asleep and when I woke up my name was Beatrice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110820030618AAtWXAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 I sat on my testicle once, it hurt for about 3 hours until I fell asleep and when I woke up my name was Beatrice What made you choose the name Beatrice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 I really shouldn't laugh, but I suspect the OP knew he was offering up a hostage to fortune.. Personally I've never sat on a testicle but I have felt a right tit on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 What made you choose the name Beatrice? No idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 It is nothing a ball bra wouldn't fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 Personally I've never sat on a testicle but I have felt a right tit on occasion. I think you need a second opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 21 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 21 August, 2013 Hahaha - love the replies and 100% what I expected The pain is still there but a lot better. I'm never going to look at mashed potato in the same light again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 I bet it's not half as sore as when you stand on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 did anybody hear about the amateur rugby player in hants? he dislocated his thigh during a hefty tackle. while writhing on the floor in pain the thing relocated, only one of his testicles had slipped into the gap. apparently the bang was louder than a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 It's awful when this happens. But rejoice in the fact that you have a nutsack droopy enough to allow this - a sure sign of virility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 I'm not sure what to make of this? I normally tell ms pap about these new terms when I hear them. While this is not as disgusting as "hot lunch", she did say her bumcheeks clenched when I told her what spudding was. If that's her attitude, no way I'm trying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 Budgie smugglers are the answer. Wearing budgie smugglers = absolutely no chance whatsoever of sitting / damaging the nut sack. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 Snorting with laughter here, and wincing a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleonothing Posted 21 August, 2013 Share Posted 21 August, 2013 did anybody hear about the amateur rugby player in hants? he dislocated his thigh during a hefty tackle. while writhing on the floor in pain the thing relocated, only one of his testicles had slipped into the gap. apparently the bang was louder than a shotgun. Think every county has a version of this story. I've heard versions where he screamed so loud he tore his vocal cords. Would be interested to know if it actually happened and where it took place! On a slightly different note there was a kid in my school who was off for about 2 months when he twisted a testicle. No idea how he managed it. His locker was decorated with the contents of the popular game Twister when he eventually came back though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 22 August, 2013 Share Posted 22 August, 2013 ...her bumcheeks clenched when I told her what spudding was. Munting is the new spudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 22 August, 2013 Share Posted 22 August, 2013 There was a guy in the States who developed a 10 stone testicle after rolling over on it whilst in bed ! I should be careful if I were you and get it checked just to be sure ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 23 August, 2013 Share Posted 23 August, 2013 There was a guy in the States who developed a 10 stone testicle after rolling over on it whilst in bed ! I should be careful if I were you and get it checked just to be sure ! I'm sure that what he developed posts on here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 23 August, 2013 Share Posted 23 August, 2013 Wesley Warren - the man with the 10 stone testicle. Not sure if he sat on it or was party to some vigorous spuding for this to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 27 August, 2013 Share Posted 27 August, 2013 If my auntie had sat on her left testicle she'd be my uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/small-testicles-are-much-easier-to-live-with-say-men-2013091079287 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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