whelk Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Dear auntie saintsweb Never really struggled with this in Saints squad but lately changing so much I don't know who to settle for. Started with man crush on Poch, then Dejan but think I'm going to settle for Osvaldo. Do I need to be more faithful as fear he may let me down. Do any other have similar feelings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Rickie Lambert. Close the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Rickie Lambert. Close the thread. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Jay Rodriguez and Adam Lallana are beautiful, beautiful men. Growing affection for Dejan as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 As good looking as our team is, Osvaldo is in a different league. Film star looks, grade 'a' hunk. Caught my girlfriend google-imaging him earlier, after I showed her a picture of him signing last night. I really can't blame her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaint4ever Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Interesting how the ladies seem to like Morgan but he never really gets a mention as a man crush. Maybe he just isn't as butch as the likes of Rickie, Dejan and Ossie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Most of our players are well buff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Dear auntie saintsweb Never really struggled with this in Saints squad but lately changing so much I don't know who to settle for. Started with man crush on Poch, then Dejan but think I'm going to settle for Osvaldo. Do I need to be more faithful as fear he may let me down. Do any other have similar feelings? MiniBarcelonaSaint was saying similar things on Facebook earlier. Strange, the missus is always complaining that none of our team are lookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Bring back Benali - no hair gel when he was around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinger Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Bring back Benali - no hair gel when he was around! And that tackle!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 From the Chairman down to the manager and most of the players, this club is too handsome by half if you ask me, It sometimes looks like we are attempting to assemble a bloody boy band rather than a football team. This Osveldo bloke looks like Johnny Depp! Come back Ian Dowie I say. But never mind, there are still plenty of pug-ugly buggers in the stands happy to maintain the traditional standards of hideousness that British men are internationally renowned for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Miss you Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 And that tackle!... Indeed. I even think he timed a couple in his career as well. Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Gay You picked the right thread to come out in then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinger Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Indeed. I even think he timed a couple in his career as well. Legend. I was talking about his cock and balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 From the Chairman down to the manager and most of the players, this club is too handsome by half if you ask me, It sometimes looks like we are attempting to assemble a bloody boy band rather than a football team. This Osveldo bloke looks like Johnny Depp! Come back Ian Dowie I say. But never mind, there are still plenty of pug-ugly buggers in the stands happy to maintain the traditional standards of hideousness that British men are internationally renowned for. I reckon if we bring back Dowie, Le Tiss, Killer, Delap, Crouch and Ormerod it might redress the balance a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 My Mrs fancies Cork.. which doesn't bode well for me I guess?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinger Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 My Mrs fancies Cork.. which doesn't bode well for me I guess?? Depends where she puts the cork. BAM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 MiniBarcelonaSaint was saying similar things on Facebook earlier. Strange, the missus is always complaining that none of our team are lookers. That's because she compares them all to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 (edited) I showed my missus pics of Osvaldo side by side with Depp. She didn't seem impressed at all! Until today, I thought that my bathroom mirror was the only proof I had that she had no taste in men. Edited 19 August, 2013 by Ohio Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 I reckon if we bring back Dowie, Le Tiss, Killer, Delap, Crouch and Ormerod it might redress the balance a bit. As the Duke of Wellington almost said: "I don't know what effect this team will have upon the opposition, but by God they frighten me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 On a side-note.. look at Pardews authoritarian hand placement on Hardings shoulder along with the way he is grabbing more of the shirt and seemingly (subconsciously) pulling it towards himself in a display of dominance over his new acquisition. Pardew is also turned to the side showing himself to be more closed off then a very open and honest Dan Harding... never did like that Pardew fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 That's because she compares them all to you. Well yes, but I think they're min6ers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sentry Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 My man crush is Rickie but the squad generally is hawt! Adam, Jay, Morgan, Lovren and now Osvaldo! But this cutie gets a special mention... Paulo! https://twitter.com/PauloGazza25/status/366898524505378816/photo/1/large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Johnson Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 As good looking as our team is, Osvaldo is in a different league. Film star looks, grade 'a' hunk. Caught my girlfriend google-imaging him earlier, after I showed her a picture of him signing last night. I really can't blame her. This... first man crush in ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Yep, me too. He's well fit, likes Pink Floyd and looks pretty cool. That'll do for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Vote in from Mrs D_P Morgan, Boruc and "he just has something about him, not just handsome but mature and like kind of ....." ahhh Rickie Lambert I was never in to Johnny Depp but I can't say he's not handsome but not my type whatsoever. When can I go to SMS next honey? Please? Maybe get there early for autographs and stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPTCount Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 there is no pause big enough for this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 My Mrs had much appreciation for lovren on Saturday (and Ben foster). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 On a side-note.. look at Pardews authoritarian hand placement on Hardings shoulder along with the way he is grabbing more of the shirt and seemingly (subconsciously) pulling it towards himself in a display of dominance over his new acquisition. Pardew is also turned to the side showing himself to be more closed off then a very open and honest Dan Harding... never did like that Pardew fella Harding reminds me of a billy goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 My man crush is Rickie but the squad generally is hawt! Adam, Jay, Morgan, Lovren and now Osvaldo! But this cutie gets a special mention... Paulo! https://twitter.com/PauloGazza25/status/366898524505378816/photo/1/large Just think, you could hang off of that rat-tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Well, this is disturbing. Keep going lads, we'll give Brighton a run for their money at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 :poundit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Mullet Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 All clubs are looking to break into new markets. Most football liking lads in Britain find their team in their childhood (based on a mixture of geography, which team is doing well and family influence) and stick through life. There are lots of people in other countries who can be persuaded to make Saints their No.1 team or at least their No.1 English team. It's why we have focused on Japan. It's the reason why the Man Utd squad looks like a United Nations conference. It's no secret. We have done things a little differently. Nicola is smart. Just under half the world's 7bn population are women. That's 3.5bn. By building the worlds best looking team it may just persuade more women to support saints. Flicking through the Saints FB page tonight it became clear there is a lot of female love for Ossie. I expect to see the Megastore stocking the "Lovren Lovebomb", the "Ossie Ossilator" and the "Lambo double-header" just in time for Christmas - the perfect gifts for the discerning lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 All clubs are looking to break into new markets. Most football liking lads in Britain find their team in their childhood (based on a mixture of geography, which team is doing well and family influence) and stick through life. There are lots of people in other countries who can be persuaded to make Saints their No.1 team or at least their No.1 English team. It's why we have focused on Japan. It's the reason why the Man Utd squad looks like a United Nations conference. It's no secret. We have done things a little differently. Nicola is smart. Just under half the world's 7bn population are women. That's 3.5bn. By building the worlds best looking team it may just persuade more women to support saints. Flicking through the Saints FB page tonight it became clear there is a lot of female love for Ossie. I expect to see the Megastore stocking the "Lovren Lovebomb", the "Ossie Ossilator" and the "Lambo double-header" just in time for Christmas - the perfect gifts for the discerning lady. I think the Jaidi accessory (codename "The Tunisian Ram") will be a big hit this Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Doncaster signed Louis Tomlinson last week, so they got the jump on us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Any chance of a half naked calendar at Christmas do ya think? Phwoooooooooooor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Harding reminds me of a billy goat. Love it. You've been outed in tonight's Evening Standard http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-banned-from-every-farm-in-the-country-after-admitting-sex-with-goat-8775808.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 All clubs are looking to break into new markets. Most football liking lads in Britain find their team in their childhood (based on a mixture of geography, which team is doing well and family influence) and stick through life. There are lots of people in other countries who can be persuaded to make Saints their No.1 team or at least their No.1 English team. It's why we have focused on Japan. It's the reason why the Man Utd squad looks like a United Nations conference. It's no secret. We have done things a little differently. Nicola is smart. Just under half the world's 7bn population are women. That's 3.5bn. By building the worlds best looking team it may just persuade more women to support saints. Flicking through the Saints FB page tonight it became clear there is a lot of female love for Ossie. I expect to see the Megastore stocking the "Lovren Lovebomb", the "Ossie Ossilator" and the "Lambo double-header" just in time for Christmas - the perfect gifts for the discerning lady. Bearsy to the Main Board please. Paging for Mr B Earsy.... This is it Dude, your big chance. THE Christmas stocking filler. Get that brain working on 50 Shades of Stripes. See? Even the Title can have a double entendre providing you photoshop a riding crop into Dani's hand. *All royalties to paying the models for the TMS 2014 Pin Up Calendar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Love it. You've been outed in tonight's Evening Standard http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-banned-from-every-farm-in-the-country-after-admitting-sex-with-goat-8775808.html LMFAO ..... How crazy was the bit under the picture.......... Victim - A Goat. The next story had me in tears as well...... In a similar unrelated case, last year father of three Nicholas Saunders was convicted of having sex with his ex-wife's dog. He was caught having intercourse with the four-year-old bull mastiff called Sasha in former wife Kelly Thacker’s bed. There are some right weirdos out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 LMFAO ..... How crazy was the bit under the picture.......... Victim - A Goat. The next story had me in tears as well...... In a similar unrelated case, last year father of three Nicholas Saunders was convicted of having sex with his ex-wife's dog. He was caught having intercourse with the four-year-old bull mastiff called Sasha in former wife Kelly Thacker’s bed. There are some right weirdos out there. Nah you're just lucky you've been happily married for so long. You never had to use Rock Bottom for anything other than Bullfrog Drinking. Most of the rest of the male population of Dubai has had to use the place to pull some right old Dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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