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whelk

whelk

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Dear auntie saintsweb

 

Never really struggled with this in Saints squad but lately changing so much I don't know who to settle for.

 

Started with man crush on Poch, then Dejan but think I'm going to settle for Osvaldo. Do I need to be more faithful as fear he may let me down.

 

Do any other have similar feelings?

Toon Saint

Toon Saint

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As good looking as our team is, Osvaldo is in a different league. Film star looks, grade 'a' hunk.

 

Caught my girlfriend google-imaging him earlier, after I showed her a picture of him signing last night.

 

I really can't blame her.

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

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Interesting how the ladies seem to like Morgan but he never really gets a mention as a man crush. Maybe he just isn't as butch as the likes of Rickie, Dejan and Ossie.

The9

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Dear auntie saintsweb

 

Never really struggled with this in Saints squad but lately changing so much I don't know who to settle for.

 

Started with man crush on Poch, then Dejan but think I'm going to settle for Osvaldo. Do I need to be more faithful as fear he may let me down.

 

Do any other have similar feelings?

 

MiniBarcelonaSaint was saying similar things on Facebook earlier. Strange, the missus is always complaining that none of our team are lookers.

CHAPEL END CHARLIE

CHAPEL END CHARLIE

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From the Chairman down to the manager and most of the players, this club is too handsome by half if you ask me, It sometimes looks like we are attempting to assemble a bloody boy band rather than a football team. This Osveldo bloke looks like Johnny Depp! Come back Ian Dowie I say.

 

But never mind, there are still plenty of pug-ugly buggers in the stands happy to maintain the traditional standards of hideousness that British men are internationally renowned for.

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

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From the Chairman down to the manager and most of the players, this club is too handsome by half if you ask me, It sometimes looks like we are attempting to assemble a bloody boy band rather than a football team. This Osveldo bloke looks like Johnny Depp! Come back Ian Dowie I say.

 

But never mind, there are still plenty of pug-ugly buggers in the stands happy to maintain the traditional standards of hideousness that British men are internationally renowned for.

 

I reckon if we bring back Dowie, Le Tiss, Killer, Delap, Crouch and Ormerod it might redress the balance a bit.

Turkish

Turkish

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MiniBarcelonaSaint was saying similar things on Facebook earlier. Strange, the missus is always complaining that none of our team are lookers.

 

That's because she compares them all to you.

Ohio Saint

Ohio Saint

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I showed my missus pics of Osvaldo side by side with Depp. She didn't seem impressed at all!

 

Until today, I thought that my bathroom mirror was the only proof I had that she had no taste in men.

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CHAPEL END CHARLIE

CHAPEL END CHARLIE

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I reckon if we bring back Dowie, Le Tiss, Killer, Delap, Crouch and Ormerod it might redress the balance a bit.

 

As the Duke of Wellington almost said:

 

"I don't know what effect this team will have upon the opposition, but by God they frighten me" :p

Bananaman

Bananaman

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On a side-note.. look at Pardews authoritarian hand placement on Hardings shoulder along with the way he is grabbing more of the shirt and seemingly (subconsciously) pulling it towards himself in a display of dominance over his new acquisition. Pardew is also turned to the side showing himself to be more closed off then a very open and honest Dan Harding... never did like that Pardew fella

Dan Johnson

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As good looking as our team is, Osvaldo is in a different league. Film star looks, grade 'a' hunk.

 

Caught my girlfriend google-imaging him earlier, after I showed her a picture of him signing last night.

 

I really can't blame her.

 

This... first man crush in ages

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Vote in from Mrs D_P

 

Morgan, Boruc and "he just has something about him, not just handsome but mature and like kind of ....." ahhh Rickie Lambert

 

I was never in to Johnny Depp but I can't say he's not handsome but not my type whatsoever.

 

When can I go to SMS next honey? Please? Maybe get there early for autographs and stuff?

hypochondriac

hypochondriac

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On a side-note.. look at Pardews authoritarian hand placement on Hardings shoulder along with the way he is grabbing more of the shirt and seemingly (subconsciously) pulling it towards himself in a display of dominance over his new acquisition. Pardew is also turned to the side showing himself to be more closed off then a very open and honest Dan Harding... never did like that Pardew fella

 

Harding reminds me of a billy goat.

Junior Mullet

Junior Mullet

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All clubs are looking to break into new markets. Most football liking lads in Britain find their team in their childhood (based on a mixture of geography, which team is doing well and family influence) and stick through life. There are lots of people in other countries who can be persuaded to make Saints their No.1 team or at least their No.1 English team. It's why we have focused on Japan. It's the reason why the Man Utd squad looks like a United Nations conference. It's no secret.

 

We have done things a little differently. Nicola is smart. Just under half the world's 7bn population are women. That's 3.5bn. By building the worlds best looking team it may just persuade more women to support saints. Flicking through the Saints FB page tonight it became clear there is a lot of female love for Ossie. I expect to see the Megastore stocking the "Lovren Lovebomb", the "Ossie Ossilator" and the "Lambo double-header" just in time for Christmas - the perfect gifts for the discerning lady.

Lazlo78

Lazlo78

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All clubs are looking to break into new markets. Most football liking lads in Britain find their team in their childhood (based on a mixture of geography, which team is doing well and family influence) and stick through life. There are lots of people in other countries who can be persuaded to make Saints their No.1 team or at least their No.1 English team. It's why we have focused on Japan. It's the reason why the Man Utd squad looks like a United Nations conference. It's no secret.

 

We have done things a little differently. Nicola is smart. Just under half the world's 7bn population are women. That's 3.5bn. By building the worlds best looking team it may just persuade more women to support saints. Flicking through the Saints FB page tonight it became clear there is a lot of female love for Ossie. I expect to see the Megastore stocking the "Lovren Lovebomb", the "Ossie Ossilator" and the "Lambo double-header" just in time for Christmas - the perfect gifts for the discerning lady.

 

I think the Jaidi accessory (codename "The Tunisian Ram") will be a big hit this Christmas!

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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All clubs are looking to break into new markets. Most football liking lads in Britain find their team in their childhood (based on a mixture of geography, which team is doing well and family influence) and stick through life. There are lots of people in other countries who can be persuaded to make Saints their No.1 team or at least their No.1 English team. It's why we have focused on Japan. It's the reason why the Man Utd squad looks like a United Nations conference. It's no secret.

 

We have done things a little differently. Nicola is smart. Just under half the world's 7bn population are women. That's 3.5bn. By building the worlds best looking team it may just persuade more women to support saints. Flicking through the Saints FB page tonight it became clear there is a lot of female love for Ossie. I expect to see the Megastore stocking the "Lovren Lovebomb", the "Ossie Ossilator" and the "Lambo double-header" just in time for Christmas - the perfect gifts for the discerning lady.

 

Bearsy to the Main Board please. Paging for Mr B Earsy....

 

This is it Dude, your big chance. THE Christmas stocking filler. Get that brain working on

 

50 Shades of Stripes. See? Even the Title can have a double entendre providing you photoshop a riding crop into Dani's hand.

*All royalties to paying the models for the TMS 2014 Pin Up Calendar

ericofarabia

ericofarabia

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LMFAO ..... How crazy was the bit under the picture.......... Victim - A Goat.

 

The next story had me in tears as well......

In a similar unrelated case, last year father of three Nicholas Saunders was convicted of having sex with his ex-wife's dog.

He was caught having intercourse with the four-year-old bull mastiff called Sasha in former wife Kelly Thacker’s bed.

 

There are some right weirdos out there.

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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LMFAO ..... How crazy was the bit under the picture.......... Victim - A Goat.

 

The next story had me in tears as well......

In a similar unrelated case, last year father of three Nicholas Saunders was convicted of having sex with his ex-wife's dog.

He was caught having intercourse with the four-year-old bull mastiff called Sasha in former wife Kelly Thacker’s bed.

 

There are some right weirdos out there.

 

Nah you're just lucky you've been happily married for so long.

 

You never had to use Rock Bottom for anything other than Bullfrog Drinking. Most of the rest of the male population of Dubai has had to use the place to pull some right old Dogs

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