Caption Competition

[trousers]

[DT]

Osvaldo: Congratulations on your appointment, your holiness! When did Mr Cortese ask you to sign?

[gogo_saint]

Marcus said you'd be coming

[skintsaint]

Pope to Osvaldo : You won't believe me but one day you'll be a Saint.

[DT]

Osvaldo: Congratulations on your appointment, your holiness! When did Mr Cortese ask you to sign?

[Bucks Saint]

To each other: "they are paying you THAT much?!"

[Olallana]

"Hey Pope, leave those kids alone...."

[PhilippineSaint]

Pope " Osvaldo I am looking to meet my old friend Paolo Di Canio when you play them next week don't score to many"

[dubai_phil]

 

They think Rickie Lambert will win them the World Cup

 

Orrrrrrrrrr

 

Ees amazing the club ees so behind the times because they paya da big wages they no even have toilets forra da players

[mcbendy]

Osvaldo to the Pope: "Do you realise that you have a pudding bowl on your head?"

[Hatch]

Ossie ' Hello Artur, nice to meet you, not sure about the goalie kit though'

[pangy]

Pope : Daniel people on saintsweb still think Sharp would do better than you in the Prem.

[Saint Bowood]

Osvaldo: Yea but what IS that on your hand?

[Colinjb]

 

Pope: Johnny, I had no idea your talents were so versatile!!

Pablo: Yes [chuckles] - I get that a lot.

[Made in Southampton]

 

"...... I know and it raises 2m on appearances!"

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

Osvaldo. Your a Wet Sham fan. Pmsl. Pope. We will finish above you. Osvaldo. Lmfao

[Big Bad Bob]

 

His Holiness :- I always wanted an Eterna watch, now if I misdirect him like this.......

[Smirking_Saint]

So I said no Lamela, you give me the ball or I punch you in the face !!

[Wes Tender]

Pope: Can I be frank with you, Pablo?

 

Osvaldo: Yes, if I can be Dan with you, Frank.

[SaintRobbie]

 

Spot the Argentinian who plays for Italy.

[Marsdinho]

This meeting was brought to you in association with Colgate.

[SNSUN]

"Southampton is a wise and holy place to go Daniel, for they have had God AND Jesus playing for them."

[Mallagroth]

 

"... and the best bit my son, is that they had 18,000 crammed in that dump to witness it"

[trousers]

Pope: "When I heard that an Argentinian was going to play for an English south coast side I though it might be Pompey going back in for Riquelme!"

Osvaldo: "WTFILN?!"

[Grey Crab]

Osvaldo: Did you know that I played golf with dubai phil the other day?

Pope: Haven't we all?

[DuncanRG]

Pope: Can I be frank with you, Pablo?

 

Osvaldo: Yes, if I can be Dan with you, Frank.

 

Nice

[paulwantsapint]

Ossie- I have been told you still pray to god, well god prays to Rickie Lambert, didn't Artur Boruc give you Rickie's direct no? If you ask nicely I will get you a signed shirt

Edited 19 August, 2013 by paulwantsapint

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

Pope:So you have met him. Osvaldo: Yes, NC truly is god.

[Bananaman]

 

And now they are playing in league 2

[Bananaman]

"... and the best bit my son, is that they had 18,000 crammed in that dump to witness it"

 

winner

[saintbletch]

Pope: ...and the blind man says to the naked Nun, "Nice t!ts. Anyway, where do you want me to put these blinds?"

Edited 19 August, 2013 by saintbletch

[Prince Jazzbo]

Pope: I'm glad to hear you're signing for a christian side. I heard on friday that you were considering a conversion to Judaism. I knew it wasn't true.

[DT]

Pope: ...and anyway, when they need a goal, some of the fans post naughty pictures of nuns in suspenders! SUCH fun!

[Saint 76er]

 

 

"How incredible, all three of us having the same dentist!" ....

[eelpie]

" Then we can use the dosh to buy the Falklands"

[Professor]

And the difference is - God doesn't think he's Cortese.

[cadesupfront]

The famous Osvaldo went to Rome to see the pope and this is what he said ......

[dubai_phil]

doh wrong thread

[OttawaSaint]

".....and now they are down in League 2 and their best player is an injury prone former-Saint...."

[Secret Site Agent]

 

Your Pope Puppet is very lifelike.

[Secret Site Agent]

 

'Pleased to meet you, you're Holiness'

 

'And it's good to meet you too, Pope'

[Secret Site Agent]

 

Didn't you used to play Ali G on TV?

[suewhistle]

..and then you're going to get yourself sent off in the Italy - Argentina game? Heh, heh, Ego te absolvo...

[chocco boxo]

You going to play with teenagers every week!

[Mallagroth]

You going to play with teenagers every week!

 

lolz

[OttawaSaint]

"....and then I told them I'd only sign while Alpine was on holiday..."

[Roo1976]

Pope: Its the hat isnt it?,the hair transplants not going so well.