trousers Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo: Congratulations on your appointment, your holiness! When did Mr Cortese ask you to sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogo_saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Marcus said you'd be coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope to Osvaldo : You won't believe me but one day you'll be a Saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo: Congratulations on your appointment, your holiness! When did Mr Cortese ask you to sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 To each other: "they are paying you THAT much?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olallana Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 "Hey Pope, leave those kids alone...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope " Osvaldo I am looking to meet my old friend Paolo Di Canio when you play them next week don't score to many" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 They think Rickie Lambert will win them the World Cup Orrrrrrrrrr Ees amazing the club ees so behind the times because they paya da big wages they no even have toilets forra da players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbendy Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo to the Pope: "Do you realise that you have a pudding bowl on your head?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Ossie ' Hello Artur, nice to meet you, not sure about the goalie kit though' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope : Daniel people on saintsweb still think Sharp would do better than you in the Prem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Bowood Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo: Yea but what IS that on your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope: Johnny, I had no idea your talents were so versatile!! Pablo: Yes [chuckles] - I get that a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 "...... I know and it raises 2m on appearances!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo. Your a Wet Sham fan. Pmsl. Pope. We will finish above you. Osvaldo. Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 His Holiness :- I always wanted an Eterna watch, now if I misdirect him like this....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 So I said no Lamela, you give me the ball or I punch you in the face !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope: Can I be frank with you, Pablo? Osvaldo: Yes, if I can be Dan with you, Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Spot the Argentinian who plays for Italy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 This meeting was brought to you in association with Colgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 "Southampton is a wise and holy place to go Daniel, for they have had God AND Jesus playing for them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallagroth Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 "... and the best bit my son, is that they had 18,000 crammed in that dump to witness it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope: "When I heard that an Argentinian was going to play for an English south coast side I though it might be Pompey going back in for Riquelme!" Osvaldo: "WTFILN?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo: Did you know that I played golf with dubai phil the other day? Pope: Haven't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncanRG Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope: Can I be frank with you, Pablo? Osvaldo: Yes, if I can be Dan with you, Frank. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwantsapint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 (edited) Ossie- I have been told you still pray to god, well god prays to Rickie Lambert, didn't Artur Boruc give you Rickie's direct no? If you ask nicely I will get you a signed shirt Edited 19 August, 2013 by paulwantsapint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope:So you have met him. Osvaldo: Yes, NC truly is god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 And now they are playing in league 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 "... and the best bit my son, is that they had 18,000 crammed in that dump to witness it" winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 (edited) Pope: ...and the blind man says to the naked Nun, "Nice t!ts. Anyway, where do you want me to put these blinds?" Edited 19 August, 2013 by saintbletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Jazzbo Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope: I'm glad to hear you're signing for a christian side. I heard on friday that you were considering a conversion to Judaism. I knew it wasn't true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Pope: ...and anyway, when they need a goal, some of the fans post naughty pictures of nuns in suspenders! SUCH fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint 76er Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 "How incredible, all three of us having the same dentist!" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 " Then we can use the dosh to buy the Falklands" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 And the difference is - God doesn't think he's Cortese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadesupfront Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 The famous Osvaldo went to Rome to see the pope and this is what he said ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 doh wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 ".....and now they are down in League 2 and their best player is an injury prone former-Saint...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Your Pope Puppet is very lifelike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 'Pleased to meet you, you're Holiness' 'And it's good to meet you too, Pope' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 Didn't you used to play Ali G on TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 19 August, 2013 Share Posted 19 August, 2013 ..and then you're going to get yourself sent off in the Italy - Argentina game? Heh, heh, Ego te absolvo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 You going to play with teenagers every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallagroth Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 You going to play with teenagers every week! lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 "....and then I told them I'd only sign while Alpine was on holiday..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo1976 Posted 20 August, 2013 Share Posted 20 August, 2013 Pope: Its the hat isnt it?,the hair transplants not going so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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