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He was wearing a John and Yoko t-shirt today, which was probably a reference to the first line of the Ballad of John and Yoko, 'standing at the docks in Southampton'. If we were as effortlessly cool as Dani himself, we would come up with a song based on this to show we got the reference.
Good spot that.
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He was wearing a John and Yoko t-shirt today, which was probably a reference to the first line of the Ballad of John and Yoko, 'standing at the docks in Southampton'. If we were as effortlessly cool as Dani himself, we would come up with a song based on this to show we got the reference.

 

Playing on the pitch for Southampton,

You know he's gonna get us a goal

Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya

The one and only Osvaldo

 

*repeat*

Can even clap along for those unable to stop themselves as it's quite fast paced.

Posted
Playing on the pitch for Southampton,

You know he's gonna get us a goal

Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya

The one and only Osvaldo

 

*repeat*

Can even clap along for those unable to stop themselves as it's quite fast paced.

 

Winner, winner, chicken facking dinner.

Posted
Playing on the pitch for Southampton,

You know he's gonna get us a goal

Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya

The one and only Osvaldo

 

*repeat*

Can even clap along for those unable to stop themselves as it's quite fast paced.

 

Pretty good. Possibly needs two verses for the chorus? the song is perfect for football, pretty status quoy and sing-a-longy

Posted

I can't see any of these songs catching on in the Northam. Stones and Beatles good suggestions.

 

You all know we'll just adapt one of our current songs to fit his name in, and then clap ridiculously fast until it fades in to nothing.

Posted
Playing on the pitch for Southampton,

You know he's gonna get us a goal

Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya

The one and only Osvaldo

 

*repeat*

Can even clap along for those unable to stop themselves as it's quite fast paced.

 

Playing on the pitch for Southampton

You know he's gonna get us a goal

The man in attack, seventeen on his back is

The One and only Osvaldo

 

Christ he makes it look easy

We know how good he can beee

 

The way things are going , he's gonna score another 3

Posted

So he's a massive Stones fan.. His favourite group... How about something really easy... To the chorus and main riff of I Can't Get No Satisfaction...

 

(Clapping accompanying throughout)

De de der ner neeeer

Ner neer na

De de der ner na neeeer

Ner neer na

 

(Chorus to the 'I can't get noooo' bit)

Score us a great goal

Dan-niiiii Os-vaaaaaal-do

(Repeat)

 

Back to the riff etc.. Simple, no lyrics to learn, just the riff and shouting his name... Feel free to embellish all you song writers. It reminds me of something Celtic might sing, be all up clapping and pogoing too...

 

Well I can't stop singing it anyway :-)

Posted
Go...

 

Any Pink Floyd songs that could be adapted? He is a massive fan!

 

(NB No variations of the Cortese song allowed!)

 

Just another ball in the goal ! (Brick in the wall)

Posted
to this tune

 

daniel osvaldooooooo

 

 

Viva Osvaldooooooo

Viva Osvaldoooo

When the ball goes in

Here Southampton sing...

Viva Osvaldooooo

Posted
Viva Osvaldooooooo

Viva Osvaldoooo

When the ball goes in

Here Southampton sing...

Viva Osvaldooooo

 

Blimmin autocorrect :-/

 

Viva Osvaldooooooo

Viva Osvaldoooo

When the ball goes in

Hear Southampton sing...

Viva Osvaldooooo

Posted
Playing on the pitch for Southampton,

You know he's gonna get us a goal

Seventeen on his back, and he's gonna attack ya

The one and only Osvaldo

 

*repeat*

Can even clap along for those unable to stop themselves as it's quite fast paced.

 

Not bad. That last line doesn't quite fit though does it? Not that I have an alternative to mind.

Posted
Not bad. That last line doesn't quite fit though does it? Not that I have an alternative to mind.

 

Playing on the pitch for Southampton

You know he's gonna get us a goal

The man in attack, seventeen on his back is

The One and only Osvaldo

 

Christ he makes it look easy

We know how good he can beee

 

The way things are going , he's gonna score another 3

Posted
Blimmin autocorrect :-/

 

Viva Osvaldooooooo

Viva Osvaldoooo

When the ball goes in

Hear Southampton sing...

Viva Osvaldooooo

 

what about daniel instead of viva

Posted

Let's get that Gimme Shelter video out on Facebook when Saints make posts. It would be disappointing to hear his name go into a dire Seven Nation Army chant or something like that.

Posted
I'd love to hear a bit more rock and roll coming from the terraces.

 

We know that he likes Pink Floyd but I find their tunes aren't so chant-worthy. He also likes The Rolling Stones and I've had a couple of ideas based on their songs.

 

To the tune of Miss You:

 

Na na na na, nananah, Na na na na, nananah, Osvaldo! and repeat.

 

And (my favourite) to the tune of It's Only Rock and Roll:

 

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I know, Osvaldo scored a goal, and I like it! and repeat.

 

FWIW I think "It's Only Rock n Roll" works really well - with the advantage of being simple

 

Needs a bit of work but something on the lines of

 

"Osvaaaldo - he's gonna score a goal and we like it

Osvaldo - he's gonna score a goal and we like it - like it- yes we do!"

 

Alternatively change "he's gonna score a goal" with "he's scored another goal" or "he scores us lots of goals" or similar and it with him or a variation.

Posted
So he's a massive Stones fan.. His favourite group... How about something really easy... To the chorus and main riff of I Can't Get No Satisfaction...

 

(Clapping accompanying throughout)

De de der ner neeeer

Ner neer na

De de der ner na neeeer

Ner neer na

 

(Chorus to the 'I can't get noooo' bit)

Score us a great goal

Dan-niiiii Os-vaaaaaal-do

(Repeat)

 

Back to the riff etc.. Simple, no lyrics to learn, just the riff and shouting his name... Feel free to embellish all you song writers. It reminds me of something Celtic might sing, be all up clapping and pogoing too...

 

Well I can't stop singing it anyway :-)

 

Simpler still:

 

Os-val-do der nerr nerrrr de nerr ner

 

Os-val-do der nerr nerrr de nerr nerr (I can't get no)

 

and repeat.

Posted
Simpler still:

 

Os-val-do der nerr nerrrr de nerr ner

 

Os-val-do der nerr nerrr de nerr nerr (I can't get no)

 

and repeat.

 

Its got legs this one I tell ya'

 

Just listening to the track again a few times... we need to use the

 

...and I try, and I try, and I try DANI OS-VAL-DO!

 

It builds up so well

 

From the start of the tune....

 

He scores great gooooalsss

He's a saint noowwww

 

He scores great gooooalsss (could change this verse for something else rather than just repeat like the stones do)

He's a saint noowwww

 

And I try

And I tryyy

AND I TRYYYYY!!!

AND I TRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

HE SCORES GREAT GOALS!!!

DANI OS-VAL-DO!!!!

 

Then all the derr ner nerrs can come back in.. maybe even start with them too... its so catchy... and everyone knows the tune.

Posted

I think it has to be Wild Horses. It's his favourite song and could introduce another slower song. Not much change needed.

 

Wild horses, couldn't drag me away

Daniel Osvaldo, we love watching you play.

Wild horses, couldn't drag me away

Daniel Osvaldo score a go-al today

Posted

That Gimmie shelter one was a really good try but it's not quite there.

 

Love the "When the ball goes in, hear Southampton sing, Dani Osvaldooooooo, Dani Osvaldoooooo" one though, to the Tadanari Lee Sushi/Viva Ronaldo song. And the "Satisfaction" suggestion might be good as well. Due to it being a tune that everybody knows and the "I can't get no" bit rhymes with "Osvaldo" so sure something can fit there.

Posted
That Gimmie shelter one was a really good try but it's not quite there.

 

Love the "When the ball goes in, hear Southampton sing, Dani Osvaldooooooo, Dani Osvaldoooooo" one though, to the Tadanari Lee Sushi/Viva Ronaldo song. And the "Satisfaction" suggestion might be good as well. Due to it being a tune that everybody knows and the "I can't get no" bit rhymes with "Osvaldo" so sure something can fit there.

 

Why? sounds fine to me.

Posted
I would like us to do alan partridge and be like "Dan! Dan! Dan!... DAN!" but I spose it would be quite difficult to co-ordinate.

 

This.

 

And when he scores we can all shout Eat My Goal as one...

Posted
Why? sounds fine to me.

 

Can't see the Northam pulling it off, to be honest! ;) It requires some singing ability to hit the notes in the melody!

 

It's certainly not a bad effort, if it gets going then great. But what about after he has just scored?

Posted

To: we love rock n roll

 

We love Osvaldo

Scored an

other goal n made it look easy

We love Osvaldo

Helping the Saint's up the premier league!

 

Repeat till bored.

Posted
To: we love rock n roll

 

We love Osvaldo..

 

On a similar vein:

 

God gave Osvaldo to us,

gave Osvaldo to us,

Put him in the saa-aints

To score goals.

Posted
Really?

 

Yeah it would mean a change in lyric so it makes sense, saints usual singers are no good at that and may get confused and end up singing Pompey fan on a string or clap clap clap clap or steeeeeeveeee or lukkkkkkeeee

Posted
FWIW I think "It's Only Rock n Roll" works really well - with the advantage of being simple

 

Needs a bit of work but something on the lines of

 

"Osvaaaldo - he's gonna score a goal and we like it

Osvaldo - he's gonna score a goal and we like it - like it- yes we do!"

 

Alternatively change "he's gonna score a goal" with "he's scored another goal" or "he scores us lots of goals" or similar and it with him or a variation.

 

 

How about to:

 

Weee know Dani's rock'n'roll and we like it,

Weee know Dani's rock'n'roll and we like it

We know Dani's rock'n'roll and we like it, like it like it, yes we do,

 

Yes we like it, when Dani's going to score, yes we like it, when Dani's gonna score, yes we like it, when Dani's gonna score

 

Weeee know Osvaldo's gonna score and we like it, like it, yes we do

Posted

A simple one - to the tune of Yellow Submarine

 

Seventeen is on his back

And he looks like Captain Jack

 

We all love our number 17 ..Dani

Number 17 Dani

Number 17

 

Etc Etc

Posted

Maybe a bit late as it would have been funnier to do yesterday but could we not just nick the Paulo dicanio song:

 

DANNIE osVALdo, Dannie osVALdo etc.....

 

It's simple, it's Italian, everyone knows it

Posted

Couldn't we do the Fellaini song??

 

Dani Osvaldo,

you are the love of my life

Dani Osvaldo

I'd let you sh*g my wife

Dani Osvaldo

I wannna look like Jonny Depp tooooooooooooo (Couldn't think of anything else for the last line)

Posted
Just another ball in the goal ! (Brick in the wall)

 

Exactly (with a bit of tuning) He's got a Pink Floyd 'wall' tattoo - gotta be (to the tune of 'Another Brick in the Wall').

 

Os-val-do - he'll put the, ball in the goal.

 

or

 

Os-val-do - he'll put the, ball in the goal. S! F! C!

 

(whatever - it's the same tune)

 

repeat...

 

Perish the thought that it's slightly original... why not do one to 'come on feel the noise' by Slade cos you heard Man Utd singing it at Swansea... grrrh.

Posted

How about this To the Addams Family theme.

 

His facial hair is scary

He can get fairly lairy

He's playing at St Mary's

It's Daniel Osvaldo

Doo doo doo Clap clap

 

(this will be going viral on twitter tomorrow trust me)

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