Ulrich van Gobbel Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Go... Any Pink Floyd songs that could be adapted? He is a massive fan! (NB No variations of the Cortese song allowed!)
goneawol Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 The lunatic is on the grass.... [video=youtube_share;tmDbEVEiJA4]
SNSUN Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 All the things she said by TATU. 'cos he likes tattoos. Ok I'll put some more thought into it.
DuncanRG Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 We don't need administration Saggy chops or Rupert Lowe We've got Cortese in the boardroom He brought us Pablo Osvaldo Our! Striker! Pablo Osvaldo!
saint_bert Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Pablo Osvaldo clap clap clap clap clap will be what we get I will think of one to Money, and post it later
hypochondriac Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 When the balls in the goal it's not shearer or Cole it's osvaldo.
SNSUN Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Ossie Ossie Ossie, Oi Oi Oi, Ossie, Oi, Ossie, Oi, Ossie Ossie Ossie, Oi Oi Oi. I ask for royalties to the tune of £10 every time it gets sung.
Window Cleaner Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Go... Any Pink Floyd songs that could be adapted? He is a massive fan! (NB No variations of the Cortese song allowed!) see Pablo play.
shurlock Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Why mess with near-perfection Money, it's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car, caviar, four star daydream Think I'll buy me a football team
studentsaint Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 What's the latest on this lad? Cba to scroll through the rubbish on the osvaldo thread. Quick summary?
Chewy Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Look, if its to catch on the only option is brick in the wall. Much as I love wish you were here, it's not exactly terrace chanting material ...
Toon Saint Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Danny, Danny-stone (to the tune of 'Daddy Cool')
studentsaint Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Scrap that I've been watching this lad for a while, he is the real deal as everyone can see. Happy with the business we've done this transfer window. NC and MP are serious grafters and to all those moaners that are impatient at the lack of activity...I don't think a team other than city has bought better than us. Top 8 for me now.
Toon Saint Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 (edited) We don't need administration Saggy chops or Rupert Lowe We've got Cortese in the boardroom He brought us Pablo Osvaldo Our! Striker! Pablo Osvaldo! Actually great. Just a question of whether it would catch on. Maybe rework the last line to: Hey! Pablo! Score the Saints a goal! Or not. Edited 18 August, 2013 by Toon Saint
Ed Rooney Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo.... Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal
Chewy Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo.... Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal Best so far
teenagegsaint Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo.... Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal Haha definitely the best one yet, I'd be up for singing that
dubai_phil Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 EPIC FAIL gang. He doesn't want to be called Pablo, it's not even his name apparently Jordan Sibley @jordansibley 11m For those asking, Osvlado has asked to be referred to as Daniel, rather than Pablo. #WelcomeOsvaldo Start again everyone
SNSUN Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He was Pablo, now he's Daniel, and he has hair like a spaniel... Yeah I'm crap at this.
Wiggles31 Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo.... Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal Love it!
dubai_phil Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He was Pablo, now he's Daniel, and he has hair like a spaniel... Yeah I'm crap at this. We don't need no Jose Mourinho We don't need no David Moyes No David Beckham in the Bootroom Hey Arsene LEAVE our Kids alone Oops why am I writing a song for a has been?
Toon Saint Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Jordan Sibley @jordansibley 11m For those asking, Osvlado has asked to be referred to as Daniel, rather than Pablo. #WelcomeOsvaldo First hissy fit?
Turkish Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 To the tune of Gold Spanduet ballet Osvaldo! Always believing your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible, always believinnnnnnnnnnn Osvaldo!
dubai_phil Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 When DP & Turks start trying to write songs you know the world is going slightly off centre. When Alps joins in we can all take the Blue Pill and wake up.
mynameisthehulk Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Osvaldo, ohohoh, Osvlado, ohohoh, He came from Italy, to play for Cortese
mikee Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo.... Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Daniel not Pablo Hey Daniel, score us all a goal All in all he's just another brick in the wall! Maybe....maybe not....
Barry Sanchez Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 His hair flows free, He came from Italy And he wants to remain there
Stepgar Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 To the tune of Gold Spanduet ballet Osvaldo! Always believing your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible, always believinnnnnnnnnnn Osvaldo! Love this. Yes please.
Ed Rooney Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Pablo Osvaldooooo.... Hey keeper ! You can't stop Pablo All in all Osvaldo, has scored another great goal He don't need no education He has got great ball control He had enough of AS Roma His name is Daniel Osvaldoooooo Hey Keeper, you won't stop Osvaldo Some call him Pablo, but he likes Daniel
alehouseboys Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 I'm going for the 70s one some of us used for Peter Osgood... "Oh, Oh, Oh, Ossss...sie, Ossss...sie, I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, Oh, Ossss...sie!" ...not the best example but the Jocks do it pretty well
ozzmeister Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Keep it simple, keep it short (to the tune of oggy oggy oggy) Ossie, ossie, ossie Oi oi oi OSSIE OI OSSIE OI Ossie, ossie, ossie Oi oi oi (Repeat as required) Could even be sung between stands!
richard Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 to pink floyd "shine on you crazy diamond" he tears up defences, scores lots of goals, wearing the red and white, shine on daniel osvaldo!
suewhistle Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 When the balls in the goal it's not shearer or Cole it's osvaldo. Not bad at all..
Saint_clark Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 I'm going for the 70s one some of us used for Peter Osgood... "Oh, Oh, Oh, Ossss...sie, Ossss...sie, I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, Oh, Ossss...sie!" ...not the best example but the Jocks do it pretty well Quite like that, but surely the lyrics would be better as... "Oooosvaaaaaaaaldo, Osvaaaaaaaaldo..." etc.
Saint_clark Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Not bad at all.. For 10 years ago, perhaps. Would sound bizarre sung now.
trousers Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 He seems to also be a Rolling Stones fan looking at his Twitter account
Turkish Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 It is my imagination or have we finally signed the player we were looking for? We were looking for a striker And now we've signed Daniel Osvaldo...... To the tune of Oasis Cigarettes and Alcohol.
*Halo* Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 Taken from this article: http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/6474?cc=4716 (Read it all, as you'll see why this song means something to him). A fan of The Rolling Stones, Osvaldo's favourite song of theirs is 'Wild Horses'. "There's nothing better," Osvaldo commented. Unlike one of its most famous lyrics, however, he told Sportweek: "I'd let them drag me away." When speaking of life in general rather than specifically of his situation at Roma, he has said: "I always think happiness is to be found elsewhere." How about making him feel welcome and at home here, by giving him his favourite song? Transfer windows - are easy to do We weren't what you wanted, then Poch talked to you Class International - and top of our plans We just couldn't let you slide through our hands Wild horses - couldn't drag us away Daniel Osvaldo, we love watching you play We watched you suffer - a cruel Roma pain Now you're Southampton, so be happy again Cos no missing chances, or offsides sometimes Could make us feel bitter, or treat you unkind Wild horses - couldn't drag us away Daniel Osvaldo, we love watching you play I know I've dreamed you, playing for The Saints We hope you find home here, and we hope you hate Skates Faith has been given, four years you signed Let's do some winning, an' have some good times Wild horses - couldn't drag us away Daniel Osvaldo, we love watching you play Wild horses - couldn't drag us away Daniel Osvaldo, we love watching you play It's probably sh*t - (tired rushed job) - but maybe a verse or two and the chorus might work.
Ulrich van Gobbel Posted 18 August, 2013 Author Posted 18 August, 2013 It is my imagination or have we finally signed the player we were looking for? We were looking for a striker And now we've signed Daniel Osvaldo...... To the tune of Oasis Cigarettes and Alcohol. Brilliant! Unique tune.. Appeals to his rock 'n' roll image. Dare I start it in Block 39 on Saturday?
Hatch Posted 18 August, 2013 Posted 18 August, 2013 EPIC FAIL gang. He doesn't want to be called Pablo, it's not even his name apparently Jordan Sibley @jordansibley 11m For those asking, Osvlado has asked to be referred to as Daniel, rather than Pablo. #WelcomeOsvaldo Start again everyone ooooooohhhh OSvaldo He used to be a Pablo, but he's a Daniel now...
Cascadia Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 Alright... Long chants don't work, (although I always loved city's kinkladze wonderwall chant) and they are impossible to write and sound dreadful written down, but hey, maybe some elements might work. I stole ball control from someone earlier... Anyway. He don't need no education, Clever feet and ball control, Pass to Pablo, then you're laughing, Goalkeepers don't have a hope. Hey, Daniel! You can run the show! Osvaldo, put another kick in the goal... Osvaldo, put another kick in the goal...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 Why does everyone try to do this with every player we sign ? We know that at the end of the day it will either be something to the tune of "The Sloop John B" or in this case Ossie Ossie Ossie Oi Oi Oi. Football fans unless it is a morning kickoff have mostly had a skinfull of beer (and even then) and can barely remember there own name let alone words to a tune that somebody has just made up and they had not heard before.
*Halo* Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 "Another Brick" is definitely seeming the one that would sound best as a chant, all things considered. Here's a slight revision on what has been shared so far: He don't need no education Great technique and ball control He's got no love for AS Roma His name is Daniel not Pablo Hey Daniel, Daniel Osvaldo! Score a goal Daniel! We'll all go f*ckin' mental! Score a goal Daniel! We'll all go f*ckin' mental! Needs to be sung properly too for full effect. Not at 100 miles per hour, replete with traditional clapping seals. Do it right, and it could sound class.
mitch01 Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 It is my imagination or have we finally signed the player we were looking for? We were looking for a striker And now we've signed Daniel Osvaldo...... To the tune of Oasis Cigarettes and Alcohol. This works and would be good and original. So hard for new ones to catch on though.
Cascadia Saint Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 Why does everyone try to do this with every player we sign ? We know that at the end of the day it will either be something to the tune of "The Sloop John B" or in this case Ossie Ossie Ossie Oi Oi Oi. Football fans unless it is a morning kickoff have mostly had a skinfull of beer (and even then) and can barely remember there own name let alone words to a tune that somebody has just made up and they had not heard before. Ambition! We are trying to match the club's with our lofty chant expectations...
Ed Rooney Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 "Another Brick" is definitely seeming the one that would sound best as a chant, all things considered. Here's a slight revision on what has been shared so far: He don't need no education Great technique and ball control He's got no love for AS Roma His name is Daniel not Pablo Hey Daniel, Daniel Osvaldo! Score a goal our Daniel! send St Mary's mental Score a goal our Daniel! send St Mary's mental Needs to be sung properly too for full effect. Not at 100 miles per hour, replete with traditional clapping seals. Do it right, and it could sound class. Like it but maybe in line with tune above in bold may sound better
Hatch Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 Why does everyone try to do this with every player we sign ? We know that at the end of the day it will either be something to the tune of "The Sloop John B" or in this case Ossie Ossie Ossie Oi Oi Oi. Football fans unless it is a morning kickoff have mostly had a skinfull of beer (and even then) and can barely remember there own name let alone words to a tune that somebody has just made up and they had not heard before.
goneawol Posted 19 August, 2013 Posted 19 August, 2013 Osvaldo, He's gonna score today, it's just a shot away. (Stones Gimme Shelter)
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