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are going to my cousins wedding today, I shall be present and you hand the evelopes to me, they dont go in the basket.

 

I was due to go to a wedding in Southampton today but have had to call if off due to work. What's your cousin's first name?

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Poor Spudders always the bridesmaid, never the bride

 

^^ This is a sad fact that I have come to terms with :(

 

The best time I was bridesmaid was at Miltonroaders wedding, not only did I catch the bouquet, I also found an unopened bottle of blue nun and a large packet of cheesy puffs.

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^^ This is a sad fact that I have come to terms with :(

 

The best time I was bridesmaid was at Miltonroaders wedding, not only did I catch the bouquet, I also found an unopened bottle of blue nun and a large packet of cheesy puffs.

 

Don't, I'm welling up :'(

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^^ This is a sad fact that I have come to terms with :(

 

The best time I was bridesmaid was at Miltonroaders wedding, not only did I catch the bouquet, I also found an unopened bottle of blue nun and a large packet of cheesy puffs.

 

All I caught was rampant chlamydia from the 'vicar'

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How was the big day?

 

As it's being paid for by the £50m he's made from Osvaldo going to Spurs I should imagine it was one hell of a bash, think My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding but with deep fried Mars bars...

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