suewhistle Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 I'm back from living in Italy (don't tell ******) and looking for work. If anybody hears of any teaching opportunities - English as a Foreign or Second Language and Italian - let me know, even a few hours one-to-one coaching in a business environment. I can also do translation Italian >> English. I might send Osvaldo my card but you lot are probably a more realistic bet. I've a background of 25 years in industry in business/systems analysis in case you all think I might be too academically based, and as a freelance abroad learnt to be very flexible and responsive to my customers. See my comment elsewhere, but having paid for my season ticket I need some work to pay for the transport to the games! I also need more resources to put my house right after the housing association left it in a right state... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redondo Saint Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 I'm back from living in Italy (don't tell ******) and looking for work. If anybody hears of any teaching opportunities - English as a Foreign or Second Language and Italian - let me know, even a few hours one-to-one coaching in a business environment. I can also do translation Italian >> English. I might send Osvaldo my card but you lot are probably a more realistic bet. I've a background of 25 years in industry in business/systems analysis in case you all think I might be too academically based, and as a freelance abroad learnt to be very flexible and responsive to my customers. See my comment elsewhere, but having paid for my season ticket I need some work to pay for the transport to the games! I also need more resources to put my house right after the housing association left it in a right state... my company has a large facility in Southampton and we have business in italy. are you only looking for teaching/academic work? full time or part itme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 14 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2013 Part-time I think; I put a deal into my work (particularly the actual teaching) and need time to recover! Just like I did when I was playing 90 minutes of football as a veteran last year.. Alternatively short-term full time contracts would be fine, but I'm looking to a 2/3 week holiday visit back to my friends in January: skiing and maintaining my language skills! I'm open to all avenues; I'm too out of touch to go back into IT with any technical component and would not wish to try, but I have good people skills. Thanks for your reply and please PM if you have any more suggestions. Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 14 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2013 A slight tongue-in-cheek question, but how much do qualified refs get for a match these days? Still reckon I've another season in me but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 14 August, 2013 Share Posted 14 August, 2013 A slight tongue-in-cheek question, but how much do qualified refs get for a match these days? Still reckon I've another season in me but... Sue........They have to retire at 60;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2013 OK, so one more season of football and one of refereeing!;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 I'm back from living in Italy (don't tell ******) and looking for work. If anybody hears of any teaching opportunities - English as a Foreign or Second Language and Italian - let me know, even a few hours one-to-one coaching in a business environment. I can also do translation Italian >> English. I might send Osvaldo my card but you lot are probably a more realistic bet. I've a background of 25 years in industry in business/systems analysis in case you all think I might be too academically based, and as a freelance abroad learnt to be very flexible and responsive to my customers. See my comment elsewhere, but having paid for my season ticket I need some work to pay for the transport to the games! I also need more resources to put my house right after the housing association left it in a right state... Did you live in Italy? I had no idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Did you live in Italy? I had no idea! :like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Part-time I think; I put a deal into my work (particularly the actual teaching) and need time to recover! Just like I did when I was playing 90 minutes of football as a veteran last year.. Alternatively short-term full time contracts would be fine, but I'm looking to a 2/3 week holiday visit back to my friends in January: skiing and maintaining my language skills! I'm open to all avenues; I'm too out of touch to go back into IT with any technical component and would not wish to try, but I have good people skills. Thanks for your reply and please PM if you have any more suggestions. Sue Did you play football? I had no idea!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Edit: Hmm, I see this has been covered....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Edit: Hmm, I see this has been covered....... You can see why she's got me on ignore cant you. Well I think she has, she might have mentioned it once a while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Has she got you on ignore? I had no idea! Ain't tokyos in the making dirty foreigners speak good english game? Why is he not on here offering job opportunities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2013 I suppose I ought to tell Turkish that I have him on ignore, in case he's forgotten. :-) Perhaps it hadn't occurred to him that the location of my recent work experience might be relevant to my employment prospects, but I suppose if his attempts at online bullying give him a bit of pleasure he might be a bit nicer in his real-life encounters. Still, I'm sure everybody else will make up their own minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Did you live in Italy? I had no idea! Did you play football? I had no idea!! You can see why she's got me on ignore cant you. Well I think she has, she might have mentioned it once a while ago. Why so snide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 I suppose I ought to tell Turkish that I have him on ignore, in case he's forgotten. :-) Perhaps it hadn't occurred to him that the location of my recent work experience might be relevant to my employment prospects, but I suppose if his attempts at online bullying give him a bit of pleasure he might be a bit nicer in his real-life encounters. Still, I'm sure everybody else will make up their own minds. Don't worry about catching up on IT skills Sue, but now you're having to use a Zimmerframe to get up to the half-way line you really should take up a proper sport like golf. I'm sure a woman of your calibre would enjoy getting a few holes in on a late Autumn afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Why so snide? Not snide. Sue has never mentioned living in Italy, playing football or having me on ignore before. I don't know why she didn't say, I love Italy and football and being on ignore. We could be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Not snide. Sue has never mentioned living in Italy, playing football or having me on ignore before. I don't know why she didn't say, I love Italy and football and being on ignore. We could be friends. Stop doing online bullying Turkish. I'll report you to the headmaster of the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Thanks Phil, but I'm not yet _that_ decrepit, and besides, why spoil a decent walk in the country? Nor could my budget cope, not after paying for the season ticket! Anyway, I could always take up goalkeeping more seriously to avoid the ol' shortness of breath problem and the incipient cramp after 80 minutes.. Need to start training though, as my beer consumption is going to go up, starting with The Platform Saturday week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Incidentally, from what I can gather, Turkish keeps on going on about me playing football and living in Italy. He seems to mention it every time I come on here, far more than I do and even when it's not relevant. He doesn't go about Dubai_Phil who even has where he lives in his name, or anybody else with a particular interest. Funny really, and it's such obviously bullying behaviour, but most people will already have their own opinion about him. I suppose I'll have to tell him when I retire from football and live in Hampshire, just to humour him. Which reminds me, I've also done some support work in local hostels, so another avenue to investigate, though it doesn't pay well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Thanks Phil, but I'm not yet _that_ decrepit, and besides, why spoil a decent walk in the country? Nor could my budget cope, not after paying for the season ticket! Anyway, I could always take up goalkeeping more seriously to avoid the ol' shortness of breath problem and the incipient cramp after 80 minutes.. Need to start training though, as my beer consumption is going to go up, starting with The Platform Saturday week... Ever thought about selling photocopiers? Requires people skills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Ever thought about selling photocopiers? Requires people skills... I thought Turkish sold double glazing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 I thought Turkish sold double glazing? Does that require people skills too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Obviously not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 August, 2013 Share Posted 15 August, 2013 Hmm ST eh Sue? Don't tell Mrs D_P but fancy doing lunch some time? On the way to the Pub Before the Wet Sham Game? Don't know any Turkish Restaurants but Mick The Greek does a decent Sunday scoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 Incidentally, from what I can gather, Turkish keeps on going on about me playing football and living in Italy. He seems to mention it every time I come on here, far more than I do and even when it's not relevant. He doesn't go about Dubai_Phil who even has where he lives in his name, or anybody else with a particular interest. Funny really, and it's such obviously bullying behaviour, but most people will already have their own opinion about him. I suppose I'll have to tell him when I retire from football and live in Hampshire, just to humour him. Which reminds me, I've also done some support work in local hostels, so another avenue to investigate, though it doesn't pay well. I wouldn't bet on that. You even managed to slip a football reference on on this thread. Anyway if you've got me on ignore how do you know what I say about Dubai Phil? On any case I for one love his endless golf and beer stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I think we are all pretty much agreed that Turkish's behaviour on this forum is just a classic projection of his own self-loathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I think we are all pretty much agreed that Turkish's behaviour on this forum is just a classic projection of his own self-loathing. This forum is getting way beyond ridiculous. Some people still have some growing up to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I think we are all pretty much agreed that Turkish's behaviour on this forum is just a classic projection of his own self-loathing. F'sure. Geezer's a proper bellend. Sue - if you can be bothered I'm sure you can catch the last month or so of summer school work - might mean missing the odd game though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 F'sure. Geezer's a proper bellend. Sue - if you can be bothered I'm sure you can catch the last month or so of summer school work - might mean missing the odd game though. F'sure & geezer? And you're calling other people bellends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 Incidentally, from what I can gather, Turkish keeps on going on about me playing football and living in Italy. He seems to mention it every time I come on here, far more than I do and even when it's not relevant. He doesn't go about Dubai_Phil who even has where he lives in his name, or anybody else with a particular interest. Funny really, and it's such obviously bullying behaviour, but most people will already have their own opinion about him. I suppose I'll have to tell him when I retire from football and live in Hampshire, just to humour him. Which reminds me, I've also done some support work in local hostels, so another avenue to investigate, though it doesn't pay well.:lol: OK that's a really good one :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 Part-time I think; I put a deal into my work (particularly the actual teaching) and need time to recover! Just like I did when I was playing 90 minutes of football as a veteran last year.. Alternatively short-term full time contracts would be fine, but I'm looking to a 2/3 week holiday visit back to my friends in January: skiing and maintaining my language skills! I'm open to all avenues; I'm too out of touch to go back into IT with any technical component and would not wish to try, but I have good people skills. Thanks for your reply and please PM if you have any more suggestions. Sue OK, so one more season of football and one of refereeing!;-) Thanks Phil, but I'm not yet _that_ decrepit, and besides, why spoil a decent walk in the country? Nor could my budget cope, not after paying for the season ticket! Anyway, I could always take up goalkeeping more seriously to avoid the ol' shortness of breath problem and the incipient cramp after 80 minutes.. Need to start training though, as my beer consumption is going to go up, starting with The Platform Saturday week... Incidentally, from what I can gather, Turkish keeps on going on about me playing football and living in Italy. He seems to mention it every time I come on here, far more than I do and even when it's not relevant. He doesn't go about Dubai_Phil who even has where he lives in his name, or anybody else with a particular interest. Funny really, and it's such obviously bullying behaviour, but most people will already have their own opinion about him. I suppose I'll have to tell him when I retire from football and live in Hampshire, just to humour him. Which reminds me, I've also done some support work in local hostels, so another avenue to investigate, though it doesn't pay well. A slight tongue-in-cheek question, but how much do qualified refs get for a match these days? Still reckon I've another season in me but... :lol: OK that's a really good one :lol: 5 references to playing football on this thread, on one that is about work. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 5 references to playing football on this thread, on one that is about work. :lol: Ah Turkish don't forget a lot of footballers think that they "work". To me normal "work" is rather different to getting paid millions for doing something you really enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 (edited) Ah Turkish don't forget a lot of footballers think that they "work". To me normal "work" is rather different to getting paid millions for doing something you really enjoy. But they arent middle aged women playing in an amateur Vets team in Italy! Edited 16 August, 2013 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I think we are all pretty much agreed that Turkish's behaviour on this forum is just a classic projection of his own self-loathing. How would you describe your own behavior gay crabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 How would you describe your own behavior gay crabs? I'm just telling c*nts that they are c*nts. C*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I'm just telling c*nts that they are c*nts. C*nt. Touche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I'm just telling c*nts that they are c*nts. C*nt. You think I dont know that? So naive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I'm just telling c*nts that they are c*nts. C*nt. Buy a mirror, Crabbo. You'll say what you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 August, 2013 Share Posted 16 August, 2013 I'm just telling c*nts that they are c*nts. C*nt. Must be a few long looks in the mirror each day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 Must be a few long looks in the mirror each day? Tokes, are you like stealing my joke there? Man, I'm bad at jokes, dude. You don't need to be stealing mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 Sorry Krakes bit pissed and took me a while to post. gay crabs is a boring deppo wannabe cunt he thou? full credit for highlighting it first. Sure he already knows it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 Sorry Krakes bit pissed and took me a while to post. gay crabs is a boring deppo wannabe cunt he thou? full credit for highlighting it first. Sure he already knows it though.No worries Toke. I'd like to say live and let live with Gary Crob but, well, he's def a bit of a wrong'un. Little proactivity from the chap and much anger permeating, from a "new member". Never mind, diff'rent strokes. He seems to enjoy himself being all angry and stuff, so good luck to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintsAhoy Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 You think I dont know that? So naive. Why not tone it down a bit. You're beyond boring now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 They just don't get it do they.....bordering distastefull at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 They just don't get it do they.....bordering distastefull at times Unfortunately "Badge", (you don't mind me calling you "Badge" do you, makes us sound like real buddies...) Once the forum playground crew get in there, lots of threads go the same way. Don't think Sue had a chance of keeping this one on track once a certain member saw her in the playground - not a hope. On the bright side, only another five hours til the football starts - perhaps things on here will start to improve once we have more to talk about. P.S. Shortening Micky to Mick doesn't have the same "matey" ring to it. Maybe we should consider using a few "yo's" or "init's" for effect....! :cool: Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 Is it still possible to put an asterisk next to the thread title to denote that it is a serious topic and not up for trolls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 I bet some of you lot are a great laugh spend an evening with, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 Is it still possible to put an asterisk next to the thread title to denote that it is a serious topic and not up for trolls? nah that would attract even more. The rest of us know Sue needs some help and so are asking round quietly last thing we'd want to do is let a troll get a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 17 August, 2013 Author Share Posted 17 August, 2013 F'sure. Geezer's a proper bellend. Sue - if you can be bothered I'm sure you can catch the last month or so of summer school work - might mean missing the odd game though. Thanks, TCK, but my house has been left in such a state by the tenant and then incompetence by the housing association in rectifying it that I've effectively written off August as I've had so much unexpected sorting to do. I will be adding my contingent losses though to the HA bill! Do I recall that you teach English? Memory not what it was.. I suggest anybody with ideas PMs me, as a thread has once again gone off the rails. Thanks again to those who have made suggestions, and I'm always up for a beer DP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 17 August, 2013 Share Posted 17 August, 2013 F'sure & geezer? And you're calling other people bellends. Jesus Christ! Does it actually need spelling out to you? You are seriously lacking in self-awareness. Maybe I should call you 'mug' instead - would the penny drop then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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