Unlikely Saints Tweets in 13/14

[dubai_phil]

SteveGrant@currynights Saintsweb hits 12,492 users online tonight with 4,723 posts on our matchday thread vs Hull. Just been bought out by Microsoft #solongsuckers

[Viking Warrior]

Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook . Pompey threatening to sue saints as they want their shirt back so they can have a full strip for the coming season

[RedAndWhite91]

@JonnoForteFanPage: RT if u think Jonno Forte deserves a start v West Brom!!!1!

5425 Retweets 1679 Favourites

[SuperMikey]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC We are delighted to announce that our new kit for the 2014/15 season will be designed by our very own Guly Do Prado!

 

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC Here is a glimpse at the new home shirt for the 2014/15 season:

 

[diggers]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC Nigel Adkins to make surprise return in an attempt to lift Saints off the bottom spot before Christmas.

[NZ saint]

Southampton FC @Southampton FC After 4 long years, and following his recent knighthood for services to football, we are delighted to announce the long overdue return of the exceptionally popular and talented Rupert Lowe as executive chairman. Mr Lowe is being brought in with the specific remit of merging @SouthamptonFC and @officialpompey with immediate effect.

[theyin]

@Nicola_Cortese Ask me anything, whatever you want. I'll let you know it all and please to remember RT #asknicola

[Saint Charlie]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC

Those attending the #WBA game get 15 loyalty points. Redeeming these points has never been easier. #SaintsFC

[Mallagroth]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC We are delighted to announce that our new kit for the 2014/15 season will be designed by our very own Guly Do Prado!

 

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC Here is a glimpse at the new home shirt for the 2014/15 season:

 

 

[ben05]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC VIDEO - Sammy Saint entertains the crowd at half-time during the 1-1 draw with Norwich with his own rendition of The Full Monty.

[rshephard3]

@Southampton FC Roy Hodgson confirms he both watches football and has a pair of testicles by bringing the best performing, highest scoring English centre forward into the international fold

[Colinjb]

@Gulydopradosfc Thanks for the best wishes after the hat-trick against Chelsea guys. More to come. #Iswearit

[Mallagroth]

@officialpompey are pleased to announce Southampton Football Club as our new shirt sponsor for the remainder of the season.

[Secret Site Agent]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC

Red Card! Boruc sent off for waving his cock and balls at the Spurs fans following Guly's opener

 

I almost PMSL at this one.

 

Kudos.

[Saints4Prem]

@Southampton FC Roy Hodgson confirms he both watches football and has a pair of testicles by bringing the best performing, highest scoring English centre forward into the international fold

 

You are now ITK club !

[ant]

I'm scared - does that mean this entire thread is going to come true...

[Saint_clark]

We are delighted to announce that Rickie Lambert has been named in the England squad for next Wednesday's game against Scotland. #saintsfc

 

Seemed pretty unlikely...

[Summers]

This has to go in golden threads, I've just sat at my desk pinching my nose just to stop myself laughing out loud!

[Saint Charlie]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC @lukeshaw_3 celebrated his England U21 call up with a customary Nandos, and @tomcoull went along to film it. #preseasonuncovered

[Lets B Avenue]

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC @lukeshaw3 returned to training after playing the whole 90 mins for England u21. #firsttimeforeverything

[Summers]

Southampton online fans team @SouthamptonIFC - We've just won two games on a Sunday at WorldNET and are the furthest we've ever been in the competition

[Jimmy_D]

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Read more about our new partnership with @EASPORTSFIFA that will see Maya Yoshida on the #FIFA14 cover

 

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