raynesparksaint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/30/liverpool-unacceptable-words-discrimination Seems like they have missed a few off to me. Although I do like "She-man", "That's gay", "You're gay" and "Don't be a woman". Those words can really cut deep. Do you think we should offer to put a similar list together on behalf of our mighty saints?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 I'll help RP you she-man Here is the list for the lazy
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Interestingly midget doesn't. I thought this was an official term. Like for little people there were dwarfs or midgets. Now slating them, just that it is a condition isn't it? Or is it just banned in Liverpool? Pap please confirm.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Hang on, princess and Queen are banned! What next? Baby Cambridge?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Thelma will be gutted gypsies aren't allowed in Liverpool anymore. No more big fat weddings for her to do.
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 What words do they sing for national anthem now? V.Difficult.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 (edited) It will have to be god save the mong Edited 30 July, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 What a load of PC bollox, seriously "Don't be a woman" is offensive...
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Interestingly midget doesn't. I thought this was an official term. Like for little people there were dwarfs or midgets. Now slating them, just that it is a condition isn't it? Or is it just banned in Liverpool? Pap please confirm. I think it's just best not to mention it, Tokes. Never p!ss off small people. They are already p!ssed off about being small.
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 thieving scouse ****, is not on there sweet Neither is witless predictable moron. Happy days.
Batman Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Neither is witless predictable moron. Happy days. shell suit afro 'calm down, calm down' all seem to be fair game happy days
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 shell suit afro 'calm down, calm down' all seem to be fair game happy days British comedy's loss was the Royal Navy's gain, hopefully.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Afro isn't offensive Brett, not even bad on white dudes these days. Look at LMFAO, they seem to pull it off.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Can we all just take a moment to congratulate RP on starting his first thread. He was like a nervous virgin getting fingered before pressing 'post' earlier. Well done RP! You survived deportation last week and now post interesting offensive comments. Next stop the moon.
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Afro isn't offensive Brett, not even bad on white dudes these days. Look at LMFAO, they seem to pull it off. I wish my hair was curly and long, I'd look cool with an affro and NHS rim glasses
mcjwills Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Your not allowed to call them Lezzer but Rug muncher is allowed :-)
buctootim Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 We need an officially endorsed guide to approved Liverpool terms of abuse. I'll start off with "Homeowner" and "employed"
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 We need an officially endorsed guide to approved Liverpool terms of abuse. I'll start off with "Homeowner" and "employed" Manc
Batman Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 British comedy's loss was the Royal Navy's gain, hopefully. i see a few words on their list would ideally describe you
PhilippineSaint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 What words do they sing for national anthem now? V.Difficult. Our Price Pikey Bear is banned though
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Hi Lady boy Phil, Why are you are registered abuser these days? btw + 1 reps for bear bashing.
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 price pikey is one of the most offensive things u can call someone, imo
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 price pikey is one of the most offensive things u can call someone, imo If that were true bear you'd be saying it about dead people and you ain't so it ain't. More bear lies and dead people bashing this time tomorrow.
Window Cleaner Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 price pikey is one of the most offensive things u can call someone, imo whereas prize pikey is universally accepted as the nec plus ultra of social graciousness.
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 We need an officially endorsed guide to approved Liverpool terms of abuse. I'll start off with "Homeowner" and "employed" This sort of thing always warms my cockles. You hear stories of people's other senses getting more acute when they've lost one, but you rarely see someone's head compensate so aggressively for erectile dysfunction. We're quite good at taking the p!ss here. Irish influence, probs
buctootim Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 price pikey is one of the most offensive things u can call someone, imo Thanks for the feedback. Its always helpful to know when you've hit the target.
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Thanks for the feedback. Its always helpful to know when you've hit the target. Nah, I just wanted to call you a d!ckhead in a creative way, Timmy-babes. I believe I succeeded.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Pap are you a genuine scouser like with the comedy voice and everything?
buctootim Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Pap are you a genuine scouser like with the comedy voice and everything? Paps not good at comedy, he isnt really exposed to it up there. He likes to get shrill and narky to compensate
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Pap are you a genuine scouser like with the comedy voice and everything? Nah, I'm a Sotonian, nipper. Even worse, I'm one of these numpties that picks up the dialect but not the accent, so what with Liverpool and Northern Ireland, I sound ridiculous half the time. I can do their accent in fits and starts though, although the missus claims it isn't very good.
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Paps not good at comedy, he isnt really exposed to it up there. He likes to get shrill and narky to compensate Aw mate. Does everyone get this bitter in their mid-50s? Is there a number you can call?
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 guise... i don't want to be all moderation bear but ur only allowed to mug each other off in muppet shows if ur mates + just doing joshing. Some of the posts on this thread is sounding a bit main board. Edit: Particularly the ones calling me price pikey
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 guise... i don't want to be all moderation bear but ur only allowed to mug each other off in muppet shows if ur mates + just doing joshing. Some of the posts on this thread is sounding a bit main board. Edit: Particularly the ones calling me price pikey Ah, don't worry about it. Tim's alright most of the time.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 (edited) W@nker ^ Edit - sorry pap, was aiming for bear there and accidentally hit you with some friendly fire.... Or is it a conspiracy and I am really on tim's payroll and the whole thing is overseen by George W Bush? We will never know. Edited 30 July, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Ah, don't worry about it. Tim's alright most of the time. I'm very sensitive bear! I feel better now you have explained that you do love tim + tim loves you. Also batman, i was worried you didn't love batman + batman didn't love you. I'm all about the love!
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 I'm very sensitive bear! I feel better now you have explained that you do love tim + tim loves you. Also batman, i was worried you didn't love batman + batman didn't love you. I'm all about the love! Tim's the closest thing I have to a consistent nemesis on here. Of course we love each other.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Notice you were hating on the dead in the lounge again bear. More fractions before the weekend. By the way, I think there is lots of sexual tension between paps and Brett but alps keeps butting in with navy facts and spoiling the moment. If those guys could just go on a boat for a while and get away from it all, I think they would really hit it off.
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 I'm very sensitive bear! I feel better now you have explained that you do love tim + tim loves you. Also batman, i was worried you didn't love batman + batman didn't love you. I'm all about the love! I'm not sure about Batman though. Previous interpretations of the character, even Adam West, are infinitely more manly examples of the Caped Crusader. Contrast that with our Bats. Everyone knows his identity and he loses all his dust ups. Disappointing. Strike from love register please. Nothing personal - he's just ruining an icon, is all
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Everyone knows his identity World's shittest batman! BATMAN: Don't fear people, Batman is here to save the day! EVERYONE: *sigh* Wayne, we all know it's you.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 POW! Brett takes one right in the slapper CAPOW! - Jamie takes another right in the chops Pap's really going to town tonight. Taking no prisoners.
pap Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 POW! Brett takes one right in the slapper CAPOW! - Jamie takes another right in the chops Pap's really going to town tonight. Taking no prisoners. Why Brett? Seriously, why? Is that the sort of aspirational moniker we would all self-apply if we had the chance? The only Brett I knew wasn't really a Brett ( see a pattern emerging here? ) and was the last person I had a stand-up fist fight with. The f**ker scratched my neck, FFS. ms pap thought I'd been getting hickies off the Uni bad girls. Why Brett?
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 I thought that was the genius of Brett from Camden. If you could be anyone, absolutely anyone in the whole world, who would choose to be Brett from Camden? It was so implausible i totally thought it must be true.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Royal Navy got to be trained to be masters of disguise Pap in case they are shipwrecked behind enemy lines. They've got to fit in with the locals without standing out or drawing attention to themselves. They are specially trained for this. Brett is a very common name in Camden and Camden is a very popular location for saints fans to live. This is simple master of disguise stuff pap, page 1.
buctootim Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 Royal Navy got to be trained to be masters of disguise Pap in case they are shipwrecked behind enemy lines. They've got to fit in with the locals without standing out or drawing attention to themselves. They are specially trained for this. Brett is a very common name in Camden and Camden is a very popular location for saints fans to live. This is simple master of disguise stuff pap, page 1. Thats right Tokes. Hiding in plain sight its called. Very effective it is too.
dubai_phil Posted 30 July, 2013 Posted 30 July, 2013 That document is more deadly than the deadliest Deadly Dossier of Dastardly Saddams duds. For you in PC land you'll all now get nicked or sent to the Race Relations Board if you ever try and insult a Scouser. Oh but for us in the Lands of The Free. It is such sweet Ammunition. We can run out all of those and they would know that if they ever responded they'd be banned from their tribe for life. Which is another way of saying I'm playing golf with a Scouser tomorrow. God I'm gonna have fun with this (Oh and yes Tokes that was a trap you get to the end before the G word. You try and trap everyone's favourite Bear with Dead People in French Indo-China and well, gloves are on mate
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