Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Here as some awesome pictures of Bearsy spending time in his homeland Horse riding with his mates Not being allowed on the school bus Going for a boat trip on the lake Dubai Phil sleeping off his post Ramadan celebration. Bearsy giving Tokes a lift to the local sex offenders meeting Spudders shopping in his local shop Bearsy finally getting a lift. When he gets there he isn't as well recieved as he'd hoped. Meanwhile my date for the evening on her way.
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Oh come off it CC. Everyone knows that isn't a picture of me. There were no golf clubs in the shot
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 **** wrong forum, send to MS please invismod,
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Oh come off it CC. Everyone knows that isn't a picture of me. There were no golf clubs in the shot I could of sworn I saw some wood DP ?
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Come on invismod, this is making me look more of a tit than normal, before you know it Turks will be on here telling me to keep it on topic and then Glasgow will be telling me he knows of another russian photo that will be realised soon cos he's ITK :-)
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Whats this got to do with Pompey ? Dunno, but may be some clues in here as to why AL was off form at the end of last season
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 and to add to this entirely random thread can i say I am currently watching springbreakers now and it is ****ing ****ing ****, I watched a fiim (vallaha rising) last night where the main dude didn't speak the entire film and that was better than this ****, he killed lots of scots though in awesome ways so was worth the arty ****.
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Come on invismod, I can't believe your non paid work means you can be this slack, who will be the 1st mod to see this ? my guess is Chalet as he has nothing better to do on a sunday arvo.
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 How has this had 144 views and not 1 is a mod.
Bearsy Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 mods pls fraction this troll! Have you seen the one where they make a monkey + a bear have a bicycle race and the bear wins + when he catches the monkey, he eats him?
Bearsy Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 and to add to this entirely random thread can i say I am currently watching springbreakers now and it is ****ing ****ing ****, I watched a fiim (vallaha rising) last night where the main dude didn't speak the entire film and that was better than this ****, he killed lots of scots though in awesome ways so was worth the arty ****. ur gay, springbreakers is awesome! Even if u don't like looking at birds arses, and I know some people don't, every second from when James Franco turns up to when he gets dropped on the docks is transcendent. PS - Spoilers!
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Way to go CC. This thread has lasted longer on the mainbored than an average Gaston Ramirez start for Saints. Outstanding
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Phil I heard about the little problem you had with that hairdresser
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 ur gay, springbreakers is awesome! Even if u don't like looking at birds arses, and I know some people don't, every second from when James Franco turns up to when he gets dropped on the docks is transcendent. PS - Spoilers! Its the talking bit that annnoys me, James Franco is getting good though, plenty of $$ an guns at mo and chipmunk face has got on the bus.
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 ur gay, springbreakers is awesome! Even if u don't like looking at birds arses, and I know some people don't, every second from when James Franco turns up to when he gets dropped on the docks is transcendent. PS - Spoilers! What sort of gangsta boasts about his calvin klein aftershave and dark tanning oil.
Bearsy Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Ur getting gangsta confused with gangster. They're two completely different things!
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Meanwhile in Japan Tokes is waiting for the bus
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Ur getting gangsta confused with gangster. They're two completely different things! My bad, the 1 redeeming quality is the amount of tits in this movie though, fairplay
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Bus was taking too long so Tokes took the subway. PS is this the longest a MS thread has lasted on the main board ?
Bearsy Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 As this has clearly passed the censor as main board thread, did we ever have Russian player? How bout a Russian playa?
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 As this has clearly passed the censor as main board thread, did we ever have Russian player? How bout a Russian playa? We were once linked with Anna Kournikova during the Woodward stage, something about getting on the balls and shooting regularly !!
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Oops sorry wrong thread. How's this for a Sunday afternoon
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Ur getting gangsta confused with gangster. They're two completely different things! Bearsy please explain why any normal gangster would go and do a drive by in his Lamborghini ? thats just stupid imagine how much it costs to get the bullet holes removed, he can't claim that on insurance !!
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Oops sorry wrong thread. How's this for a Sunday afternoon Lovely jubbly
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 mods pls fraction this troll! Have you seen the one where they make a monkey + a bear have a bicycle race and the bear wins + when he catches the monkey, he eats him? They should of had that in the tour de france.
Bearsy Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Bearsy please explain why any normal gangster would go and do a drive by in his Lamborghini ? thats just stupid imagine how much it costs to get the bullet holes removed, he can't claim that on insurance !! FFS Colon r u being purposely dense? A gangster wouldn't! A gangster would use tommy guns hanging out the side of a 1928 armoured cadillac. A gangsta, however would exactly use a Lamborghini! What do you think he would do? Hire a prius?
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Quick photo since this thread is still alive of Bearsy in Ibiza Invismod you should hurt yourself several times for your slackness, Dubai Phil was right to bet me to do this.
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 FFS Colon r u being purposely dense? A gangster wouldn't! A gangster would use tommy guns hanging out the side of a 1928 armoured cadillac. A gangsta, however would exactly use a Lamborghini! What do you think he would do? Hire a prius? Steal some other plebs car surely, don't want a bright orange lambo when your going to go shoot at people, nice interlude with Brittany Spears as well
Bearsy Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 no way colon! grand theft auto is a felony if u cross state lines. A gangsta is hardly likely to risk that!
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 (edited) no way colon! grand theft auto is a felony if u cross state lines. A gangsta is hardly likely to risk that! Floridan gangsta's are weak as ****, 2 chicks wearing pink balaclava's and luminous yellow bikini's walk up to the main mans house at night and shoot about 20 gangsta's with 2 9mm's and don't reload once and walk out with his orange lambo. Its like a real life fairytale. Respect James Franco he was decent in it. Edited 28 July, 2013 by Convict Colony
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Next question, should I watch Oblivion ?
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Since you butt munchers haven't advised I think I may have to default back to either Friday or Trailer Park Boys which I might add is a sort of physical reflection of the mental state of participant in the MS.
simo Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 We need some full on nudity on this fred , go on I dares ya !
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 We need some full on nudity on this fred , go on I dares ya ! I'd have to ask Phil as he is the puppet master pulling the strings
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 528 views and still no MOD !!!!! Come on boys are you on your pre-season training, working on your cursor speed and infraction rules !!
Junction 9 Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 The first main board thread that ever held my attention.
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 The first main board thread that ever held my attention. whooo hoo and to celebrate this is the WAG of whoever signs next, I want to ensure we are keeping it on topic on the main board. If you dispute this statement then reflect on the fact that all footballers by law have to have birds who model bikini thongs as part of the footballer law, we've been rumoured to be interested in this chick who has in turn been rumoured to be interested in a footballer. you heard it here first
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 Well done invismod, please make yourself known so I can slag off the others who were enjoying their sunday afternoon instead of watching this forum looking for innocent offenders such as myself :-)
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 To celebrate thought I'd share this lady who seems to of got caught in some barbed wire or something
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Right, I'm back. Just been down to Ravi's for Iftar and a damned fine Chicken Handi, Mrs DP had a very tasty Mixed Grill. Awesome as ever. So, what have I missed? Did Damosvaldo sign yet? Does Mrs Lambert realize her hubby goes out and scores most weekends? How is Gastric's Achilles? and has anyone found the Real Adam Lallana or is he still stuck in the cupboard down at 1691 or whatever that trendy bar is called in Bompey? If I get my usual post Ravi's runs, I maya need JRods to clyne the pipes in the bathroom or will I need to put a cork in it? I need some answers before Mrs DP decides it's time for some down and dirty lovren. Where the hell did I put my fake Syrian Viagra? If I can't get it up she'll be puncheon my lights out. If THAT happens I'm shaw I'll be running round the house screaming I wanamaya mummy. Sod it. I'm off for a session with my bottle of Captain Morgan.
Convict Colony Posted 28 July, 2013 Author Posted 28 July, 2013 DP I don't know where the be impressed or horrified, but since it's the weekend I'm gonna mayuka a star on this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 (edited) DP I don't know where the be impressed or horrified, but since it's the weekend I'm gonna mayuka a star on this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Ah those were the days Anyone else ever see him in concert? Oh and isn't he wearing one of Turk's outfits? Edited 28 July, 2013 by dubai_phil
Spudders Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 I win Hi muppets, for anyone else who's tried to save this image to view it closer up, you'll need to rename and remove the -large off the end of the file name to open it .... silly Bob.
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 (edited) I win Oh FINALLY a photo of me, Bearsy, Tokes, Spudders, CC & EoA. Stalking in the background (Hell, you even managed to get Alp in between my (when I get permission) & the redhead) Edited 28 July, 2013 by dubai_phil
dubai_phil Posted 28 July, 2013 Posted 28 July, 2013 Oh and as I never met 2nd from left before I got married as soon as I get permission she's mine. The other 3? Well, that's what Vega is for
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