Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 Revelation 13:8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. #babycambridge
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 "Repent and be baptised, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. The promise is for you and your children and for all who are far off–for all whom the Lord our God will call". (Acts 2:38-39, NIV) Wise words I am sure you will all agree.
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 Jeremiah 50:21-22 Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you #babycambridge
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 More wise words from out lord. Proverbs 21:19 "It is better to live alone in the desert than at home with a crabby, complaining wife." Genesis 25:30 (Holman Christian Standard Bible) He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 Ezekiel 20:29 (New International Version) Then I said to them: What is this high place you go to? It is called Bamah to this day.
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. #babycambridge never????!!!
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 Leviticus 26:21-22 If even then you remain hostile toward #babycambridge and refuse to obey, I will inflict you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 Yep, never bear. You have to pick who you rape V carefully and make sure she is not only a) fit but b) not mental.
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 yeah! I ain't that happy bout the 50 pieces of silver either! I spose 5p counts? What is that, £2.50? Not worth it
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother they are all to be burnt to death. (Leviticus 20:14) If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16) If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" (Leviticus 20:18) I am starting to like Leviticus. He is like the policeman of the bible. I think he will be baby Cambridge's enforcer after the apocalypse.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God #BabyCambridge, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10) If you find out a city worships a different god #BabyCambridge, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15) Kill anyone with a different religion than #BabyCambridge. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16) this is bad news for ur dogs tokyos Does anyone know if all these rules still stand now that baby cambridge is born, or is we gonna get new rules?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Posted 23 October, 2013 I'm absolutely certain baby Cambridge will be an animal lover bear and will love all of gods creatures, even the dirty ones that live in woods and no one likes. Therefore hopefully will be understanding of my situation and realise that tuna was just dropped there by accident and dogs were helping me clean up.
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Posted 23 October, 2013 on the news just now they was saying that some old duffer had a heart attack at baby cambridge christening (probably over-excitement) and baby cambridge just lightly touch his forehead with chubby finger + the old man come back to life! Amazing story! I am also hearing that after the christening someone knocked over the birdbath(?) and the baby cambridge waters flooded across the tiles and touched the foot of an old woman in a wheelchair and then suddenly she found she could walk again + now has guest spot on strictly as professional dancer! Is there nothing that baby cambridge can not do! i am v.emotional right now bout baby cambridge.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 October, 2013 Posted 24 October, 2013 I am not sure the king should be doing this to #babyCambridge and this the bible should have rules on naked kings.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 October, 2013 Posted 24 October, 2013 Also why do royal family have bath with just bubbles and no water? My FIL would not approve of this. He likes bubbles and water when we play helicopter in the bath.
Big Bad Bob Posted 24 October, 2013 Posted 24 October, 2013 Also why do royal family have bath with just bubbles and no water? My FIL would not approve of this. He likes bubbles and water when we play helicopter in the bath. Maternity has been kind on Kate's boobies, they were much smaller when she got them out in that French magazine
Bearsy Posted 8 September, 2014 Author Posted 8 September, 2014 omg guise just hearing that Baby Cambridge is going to have another brother or sister! I don't know how to feel bout this i was already pretty annoyed that Prince George stole a lot of Baby Cambridge's thunder when he was born & i don't know bout splitting the country into thirds. Hopefully it will be girl and no-one will give a f*ck!
Goatboy Posted 8 September, 2014 Posted 8 September, 2014 omg guise just hearing that Baby Cambridge is going to have another brother or sister! I don't know how to feel bout this i was already pretty annoyed that Prince George stole a lot of Baby Cambridge's thunder when he was born & i don't know bout splitting the country into thirds. Hopefully it will be girl and no-one will give a f*ck!
SuperMikey Posted 8 September, 2014 Posted 8 September, 2014 It would be nice if the new baby was a girl, that way I can commemorate her birthday each year from 2033 with a celebratory w*nk.
Ludwig Posted 16 September, 2014 Posted 16 September, 2014 It would be nice if the new baby was a girl, that way I can commemorate her birthday each year from 2033 with a celebratory w*nk. That's a pretty homophobic comment. Why wouldn't you w ank over a prince? What's your problem? I'm a little surprised by you, Mikey.
CB Saint Posted 2 May, 2015 Posted 2 May, 2015 omg guise just hearing that Baby Cambridge is going to have another brother or sister! I don't know how to feel bout this i was already pretty annoyed that Prince George stole a lot of Baby Cambridge's thunder when he was born & i don't know bout splitting the country into thirds. Hopefully it will be girl and no-one will give a f*ck! You're in luck Bearsy, it's a girl
Jonnyboy Posted 3 May, 2015 Posted 3 May, 2015 It would be nice if the new baby was a girl, that way I can commemorate her birthday each year from 2033 with a celebratory w*nk. 2031 surely?
Big Bad Bob Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 http://charles-hrh.com/2015/05/05/ones-letter-to-princess-charlotte/
Window Cleaner Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 Those who are old will remember that a "Prince Charles" saving stamp was worth 5 "Princess Anne" savings stamps. Whatever happened to savings stamps, gave the royal kids something to do, contributed to the nation like..
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