Window Cleaner Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Baby Cambridge is the anti-christ, his arrival was heralded by the Thunder Storms that blighted the country on Sunday and Monday. And notice how many people have been throwing themselves in water recently trying to get baptised to gain the love of Baby Jesus Strange that, was reading just now that there were 9 drownings this last weekend in 1 french department, down ART's way. I mean 9 people in 1 week-end drowned just like that, not even sailing or surfing or whatever.Just being idiots and not respecting the sea.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Its by that bloke off 6 music. ....... Coe. Sebastian or some such name. That's coe this is thou, thou. Like chalk & cheese thou bro innit?
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 Baby Cambridge is the anti-christ, his arrival was heralded by the Thunder Storms that blighted the country on Sunday and Monday. i am v.emotional reading bout the terrible things some people is saying bout baby cambridge on this forum. I am requiring immediate bans for anyone who is not 100% support+love for baby cambridge! i just really love baby cambridge. srsly.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 [/b]Strange that, was reading just now that there were 9 drownings this last weekend in 1 french department, down ART's way. The department of lead boots + piscine is notorious in France for doing drowns.
Window Cleaner Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 i am v.emotional reading bout the terrible things some people is saying bout baby cambridge on this forum. I am requiring immediate bans for anyone who is not 100% support+love for baby cambridge! i just really love baby cambridge. srsly. I'll wait for me ban then. Indifferent to the whole lot of them. I mean they aren't interested in where I go for my holidays or anything are they.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Has anyone ever investigated bearsy being dune? If not, I think we should.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 baby cambridge does. Baby cambridge loves u and suffers for ur sins + holidays.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 (edited) dbl post yo Edited 29 July, 2013 by Bearsy
Window Cleaner Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 baby cambridge does. Baby cambridge loves u and suffers for ur sins + holidays. doubt it as I do not contribute to his welfare in any way.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 you need to accept baby cambridge into ur heart or you will burn in eternal fire
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Bear you are getting confused with the baby Jesus. That is the wrong baby yo! Baby Cambridge is just a posho that will be on made in Chelsea in the future.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 they are in many ways v.similar tokyos, but i do think baby cambridge edges it for me.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 Here is some quotes from twitter bout baby cambridge: Isaiah9:6 For a child will be born to us, a son will be given to us; And the government will rest on His shoulders; And His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. #babycambridge
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 Matthew 1:21 And she will bear a Son; and you shall call His name baby cambridge, for it is He who will save His people from their sins. #babycambridge
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Bear a son? Bear..... What's going on here? You been w@nking in the royal bath water again?
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 Luke 2:9-12 And an angel of the Lord suddenly stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened. And the angel said to them, Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of a great joy which shall be for all the people; for today in the city of London there has been born for you a Savior, and this will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in cloths, and lying in a hospital. #babycambridge
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 Bear a son? Bear..... What's going on here? You been w@nking in the royal bath water again? It's all there in the official texts tokyos!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Does this mean that you are now somewhere in line to be king bear? If you are, when you are king, will the mods be feeling your wrath?* *wrath is not knob bear
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 and lo, the bear become king and the Moderators doth cast of eternal fire #Matthew 1:69
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 who is the one who does my official royal portraits? Lazlo is it i think? Lazlo, can you please do me picture of baby cambridge slaying dragon while I sit on throne in background looking wise + generous. tks.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I made a start on it for you Lazios Maybe just merge that one with this one and you are good to go.
pap Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 [/b] Strange that, was reading just now that there were 9 drownings this last weekend in 1 french department, down ART's way. I mean 9 people in 1 week-end drowned just like that, not even sailing or surfing or whatever.Just being idiots and not respecting the sea. Even weirder? These train accidents involving pilgrims. Coincidence surely, but spooky all the same.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 (edited) ur such a dick tokyos! Some of us is work! i was thinking actually for the dragon can u do the manhands woman from dragons den? Edited 29 July, 2013 by Bearsy
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 Coincidence that ain't like you pap! Coincidence ffs! Conspiracy yo! Conspiracy!
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 There is 1 baby who guarantee's me days off, free **** and an excuse to drink a ****load and I'll give you a guess it ain't baby cambridge. The mexican baby gets my vote.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Just so we are clear bear, is that this one you are talking about? Or this one? If its the first one, baby cambridge is going to need 101 dalmatians to help him. Bringing down that beast won't be an easy job.
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 the first one tokyos, the first one is dragon manhands
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 There is 1 baby who guarantee's me days off, free **** and an excuse to drink a ****load and I'll give you a guess it ain't baby cambridge. The mexican baby gets my vote. I choose to believe both **** u actual wrote "dick"
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I had a quick googles but there were no images of Hilary Devey being killed by a baby while a gay bear looks on. I'll search more later.
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I choose to believe both **** u actual wrote "dick" Stupid swear filter enabling other posters to put in other swear words in my sentences. Why do we even have a swear filter, who dreamed that up and surely we should be allowed to use the english language as we see fit, this is like infringing on my human rights !! PS Baby Cambridge is a homo
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 I hope baby cambridge is homo! If baby cambridge is homo then i will marry him & I will be erm, would I be joint King or would i be Queen?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 You'll be dead bear. Look what happened to the peoples princess just cause she sucked off a foreigner. Pap, please PM bear full details of her assassination by the Queen (she was the one on the moped).
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I hope baby cambridge is homo! If baby cambridge is homo then i will marry him & I will be erm, would I be joint King or would i be Queen? You already King of the forum yo ! I thought Tokes was like your court jester who you put up with for a while before you send DP to impale him with a golf club, something I think he is willing to do more and more each day as Ramadan is starting to give him such boredom he's run out of golf stories as he's used em all up. It would be awesome if BBC (thats what I am calling him now) was a gay dude, would be amusing watching the papers wondering why he hasn't slayed some birds when he is like 18.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 You already King of the forum yo ! I thought Tokes was like your court jester who you put up with for a while before you send DP to impale him with a golf club, something I think he is willing to do more and more each day as Ramadan is starting to give him such boredom he's run out of golf stories as he's used em all up. It would be awesome if BBC (thats what I am calling him now) was a gay dude, would be amusing watching the papers wondering why he hasn't slayed some birds when he is like 18. MINUS 500 reputation points! The biggest fine ever handed out. THROW THE BOOK AT THIS SICK BASTARD!!!
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I think if you reviewed all of my 557 previous posts it would be full of insightful and articulate points that has everyone reading them nodding their head in agreement with my excellent points.
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 MINUS 500 reputation points! The biggest fine ever handed out. THROW THE BOOK AT THIS SICK BASTARD!!! Tokes its ok, really its ok, we all know how my cried online while Bearsy was banned and then he went on holiday, he is the ying to your yang, he "completes you" hahahahahahaha you is well gay
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I keep hitting the report button but nothing is happening! Mods, don't make me spill the beans on all of your sick secrets. Ban him now and nobody gets hurt.
pap Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 If Convict Colony becomes the new Tokyo-Saint, will the current Tokyo surrender the username willingly?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Tokes its ok, really its ok, we all know how my cried online while Bearsy was banned and then he went on holiday, he is the ying to your yang, he "completes you" hahahahahahaha you is well gay You watching this mods? Homophobic sick racism right in front of your eyes. Also he helped bear slag off the dead in the lounge earlier. Might as well ban them both to be on the safe side.
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 I keep hitting the report button but nothing is happening! Mods, don't make me spill the beans on all of your sick secrets. Ban him now and nobody gets hurt. Tokes if you didn't spend all yesterday reading Jane Austen novels you would of seen the demonstration of power I have over the mods. My Russia thread was on the main board for over 3hrs with tits and all and eventually a mod removed it to MS and was then too scared to name himself when asked for fear of what I could do to him, your whimpering to teacher ain't going fly jap boy ;-)
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 Don't make me pull out the rolly eyes thing on you sons of a bitches.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 +501 reputations points to colon pls You haven't got those kind of reps to be handing out bear
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM I am back to being positive much like Tokes hahahaha
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Posted 29 July, 2013 i prefer ur earlier work, colon edit, oh wait you mean like tokes is HIV positive? Hahahaha yeah!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Posted 29 July, 2013 BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM I am back to being positive much like Tokes hahahaha
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