Snopper Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Flags are flying, the bunting is out, there`s dancing in the streets, the bells are ringing, God is in His Heaven and a nation rejoices at a happy event that has captured the hearts of a country. Well, when was the last time England stuffed the Aussies by 347 runs?
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Lol. My self imposed news exile is now underway. Probably for some time.
Colinjb Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Apparently the monarchy is irrelevant. Tonight our country is in full global focus. Good health to the new royal.
LVSaint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Lol. My self imposed news exile is now underway. Probably for some time. I can guarantee there will be more of a wankfest this side of the pond. Fact.
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 It's disconcerting that most of us will probably never see him become king...
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 It's disconcerting that most of us will probably never see him become king... This is true. History tells us that revolutions happen incredibly quickly.
badgerx16 Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 It's disconcerting that most of us will probably never see him become king... As long as they skip Chuck I'm not bothered about who comes next.
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 FWIW I don't see the naming contest getting much beyond George!
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 A baby born at St Mary's. I doubt OUR St Mary's will have any births, but I bet one or two may have been conceived there...
revolution saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Great news. Totally fantastic. I'm chuffed to bits we have a new parasite to stand up against a wall. Or we could behead him - that worked in France. Naturally I'd wait till he was an adult though - I don't want anyone accusing me of wanting to kill a baby! On a serious note I suppose congratulations on a fairly common occurance are in order. I wonder if William will do better than his father and have more than one child?
trousers Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS... And, relax... P.s. I don't care about squirrels if anyone is interested....no? Thought not... Edited 22 July, 2013 by trousers
dubai_phil Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Chrissed by Fire @chrstinadarling 54m JOFFREY IT HAS TO BE CALLED JOFFREY The Lannisters will be happy... A healthy boy to carry on the blood line... Hang on... Wrong dimension #fb Those worked for me
Saint in Paradise Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Probably call it " South East " seeing as some bird on U.S. TV has a sprog called North West. Can't wait for the pictures of it doing its first crap, first puke etc. Any way for the really important question - anyone think Australia will get a draw in the Ashes ?
dubai_phil Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Probably call it " South East " seeing as some bird on U.S. TV has a sprog called North West. Can't wait for the pictures of it doing its first crap, first puke etc. Any way for the really important question - anyone think Australia will get a draw in the Ashes ? Yeah. If it rains for 4 days between now & the end of the tour
pap Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 On a serious note I suppose congratulations on a fairly common occurance are in order. I wonder if William will do better than his father and have more than one child? Good luck, revolution
LVSaint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Those worked for me He shall be named Snow, Jon Snow, ya bastaaad!
Hatch Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS... And, relax... so much this. Everyone trying to be different and saying how much they don't care. But when EVERYONE says it, it makes you the same as everyone else and not all edgy and controversial
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 FWIW I don't see the naming contest getting much beyond George! Yep, reckon it will be George too.
sfcuk fan Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! Edited 22 July, 2013 by sfcuk fan ***self censoring
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Apparently the monarchy is irrelevant. Tonight our country is in full global focus. Good health to the new royal. This. Well done, Kate.
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! I wish I could post f**king cool posts like this....
sfcuk fan Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Not trying to be cool, just my opinion. We're all in this together ? .... yea right.
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Not trying to be cool, just my opinion. We're all in this together ? .... yea right. And thats the fault of a 7 hour-old baby...how, exactly ?
sfcuk fan Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Whatever alpine, no more comment from me on this . . . cya
scotty Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Fantastic news. A great-grandson to the Queen. A son to Prince William. A nephew to Prince Harry. Well, I say "nephew"......
trousers Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! Thanks for going to the trouble of letting us know how much you don't care. We wouldn't have known how little you cared otherwise
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Fantastic news. A great-grandson to the Queen. A son to Prince William. A nephew to Prince Harry. Well, I say "nephew"...... Pathetic...
Stepgar Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! Not the baby's fault. Don't hate the player...hate the game or in your case Monarchy. As a father of four I can say massive congrats to the royal mum and dad, I know how you feel with the euphoria, just hope you are ale to get a bit of piece and quiet from the press. Edited 22 July, 2013 by Stepgar
Jonnyboy Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 My Facebook status seems popular: How about a spontaneous Bank Holiday tomorrow? Surely the "powers that be" couldnt begrudge us all having a big lie in/**** up? Who's with me?
Jonnyboy Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Fantastic news. A great-grandson to the Queen. A son to Prince William. A nephew to Prince Harry. Well, I say "nephew"...... Has that bounder Hewitt been kn*bbing Kate Middleton too?
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Some big news from the Palace... ...Kevin Phillips has signed a new 1 year contract.
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 Not the baby's fault. Don't hate the player...hate the game or in your case Monarchy. As a father of four I can say massive congrats to the royal mum and dad, I know how you feel with the euphoria, just hope you are ale to get a bit of piece and quiet from the press. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but it is highly unlikely that she will read your touching message.
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) ... Edited 22 July, 2013 by anothersaintinsouthsea
Jimmy_D Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 So, all this good weather... Now all of a sudden there are thunderstorms coming. One of his names had better be Thor.
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Posted 22 July, 2013 They have just released the first picture: Gave it a tweak...
Lighthouse Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 Born on a full moon in a thunderstorm. Brilliant.
St Jim Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! If you don't care, why post? If you don't care why moan by saying "Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes !"?
Lord Duckhunter Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 Great , another scrounging family having a baby and expecting the tax payer to fund it.
Hatch Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 Great , another scrounging family having a baby and expecting the tax payer to fund it. really, I thought that the father had a job, or are you going to tell me that he doesn't.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 Time for the government to release some really bad news.
alpine_saint Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 So pro-monarchy too! It's like you're a walking, typing cyborg creation of Paul Dacre. Jeez, you need help urgently. Actually, if youd bothered to ask, you would know I am utterly ambivalent about the monarchy after Lizze dies. But dont let that get in the way of your sub-pervy Barry George-type stalking. I just think there is nothing impressive, cool, hard or right-on about hurling Trotskyite abusive slogans at 7 hour-old babies, whoever the parents, grand parents or great grand parents are.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 What an extraordinary life this little boy is destined for. He'll never have to worry about money or finding a decent job. On the other hand he'll live a life constantly in the public spotlight, a life domination by duty utterly unable to enjoy the freedom and sense of anonymity that most of us enjoy without ever having to even think about it. As this thread demonstrates, you'll be loved and hated by complete strangers for reasons that have nothing to do with the strengths and weakness's of your own character. So welcome to the world little one, l would hope that even the more churlish among us on here can at least find within themselves he common humanity to wish you long and happy life. I'll be long gone before your time comes to reign over this old nation, but the promise of continuity your birth brings pleases me no end.
Saint in Paradise Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 "Freedom" and "Anonymity" are fast becoming a myth for ordinary folks and will probably be virtually non-existent by the time this sprog reaches his 40th birthday.
niceandfriendly Posted 23 July, 2013 Posted 23 July, 2013 It's a boy? OH magnificent. Oh I'm so proud to be British. Oh Britain! Where's my Union Jack gone? Britain! Ooh Britishness.... oh yay yaaaay Damn, I hope they confiscate my passport so I never have to return to that dark ages pathetic excuse for a country.
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