doubleonothing Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Well now's your chance. Dog Mascot Match Days. Approximately 2 hours. The Saints Foundation is looking for 2 people to be the Dog Mascot for this forthcoming Premier League season. In the role you will be required to interact with supporters, play a part in the Match Day show and be present for pre-match photos. We are looking for someone who is confident to perform in front of a large crowd and is willing to get involved in the Match Day experience. The successful candidate should be enthusiastic and approachable with a desire and ability to capture their audience. If you would like to apply please send us your CV and a covering letter outlining why you would be the perfect candidate for this role to hr@saintsfc.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 * brushes up dancing moves and hopefully submits application* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olallana Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 * brushes up dancing moves and hopefully submits application* Not disappointed that they haven´t headhunted you for the job though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beancounter saint Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 I guess it will probably cool down a bit by the start of the season but one place I would not want to be in the current heatwave would be in one of those dog costumes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olallana Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 (edited) * brushes up dancing moves and hopefully submits application* ... Edited 19 July, 2013 by Olallana double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 I'd love that if I could commit to every home game! Not sure my Gangnam Style is good enough though... A good chance for someone to make a bell end of themselves without anyone knowing who they are. (akin to posting guff on an internet messageboard.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 I'd love that if I could commit to every home game! Not sure my Gangnam Style is good enough though... A good chance for someone to make a bell end of themselves without anyone knowing who they are. (akin to posting guff on an internet messageboard.) Has bearsy applied !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Has bearsy applied !? I doubt the costume is big enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Get paid to (anonymously) act the fool AND watch Saints? Sounds pretty good to me. Mind you, my season ticket's bought and paid for so there's not a lot of point in applying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 One would assume you'd have to be CRB checked lest you were a fiddy kiddler in the past? That's just common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Has Sammy Saint been picked up by one of the mega teams? I thought we were no longer a selling club, we need to be keeping our star performers. Just hope he has not been head-hunted by the South Koreans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 If you ask me, I think our mascot doesn't say a lot about our team. We're the Saints - we should have Saint Christopher, patron Saint of travellers and children, as our mascot. I wonder whether they'd buy a new Sammy Saint mascot outfit or whether you'd have to put up with the collective stink of the previous occupants farts, sweat, urine and breath... (oh, and if one of you know the previous occupant of said mascot uniform, which you probably do, then I'm just guessing. This is based on a penguin mascot uniform I bought and wore on my wedding day as a surprise to my wife, which despite only being worn once absolutely reeked afterwards. And no, I did not use it for wedding night sex games either.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 If you ask me, I think our mascot doesn't say a lot about our team. We're the Saints - we should have Saint Christopher, patron Saint of travellers and children, as our mascot. I wonder whether they'd buy a new Sammy Saint mascot outfit or whether you'd have to put up with the collective stink of the previous occupants farts, sweat, urine and breath... (oh, and if one of you know the previous occupant of said mascot uniform, which you probably do, then I'm just guessing. This is based on a penguin mascot uniform I bought and wore on my wedding day as a surprise to my wife, which despite only being worn once absolutely reeked afterwards. And no, I did not use it for wedding night sex games either.) Thats not what your wife said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Questions need to be asked. Why has the previous occupant quit in such mysterious circumstances? And Foren gets sold in the same week. A player no-one every saw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 (edited) Got a mate who does a bit of seasonal work in the Fulham media department. He was offered the chance to be the Fulham mascot (Billy the Badger or something), for one of the games last season. Obviously, he took it. He had to do oversee one of these competitions at half-time where two fans have to try score from the half-way line with the winner getting a car. Problem was that he was horribly unprepared for the heat and could hardly see a thing out of the costume, so in a bit of delirious state, he ended up awarding the prize to the wrong person. The guy who actually won the competition (but not the car) was understandably fuming and lodged an official complaint with the club demanding his rightful prize. Suffice to say, he hasn't been asked to mascot again. Edited 19 July, 2013 by Toon Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 [/b] Thats not what your wife said. I didn't think 'leaving your new spouse for an hour' was a wedding ritual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Is this where the whole badger cull thing came from then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickyhale Posted 19 July, 2013 Share Posted 19 July, 2013 Should let them sniff around each other and do it doggie style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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