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According to Sky Sports

 

Southampton have been linked with a move for Sochaux playmaker Ryad Boudebouz, according to L'Equipe. Monaco are also reported to be interested in the Algeria international, who would be open to discussing a move to Southampton.

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Judging purely on youtube clips and Wikipedia info he seems quite a prospect. I know anyone - ahem, SDR - can be dressed-up to look half-decent on youtube, but he looks to be highly technical, pacy, direct with a few tricks up his sleeve.

 

He's racked up a fair amount of appearances playing for Sochaux with a pretty good goal scoring return for a winger (21 in 147 games). Although doesn't seem to have had the best season last year (19 apps and 2 goals) and has been excluded from Algerian national duty for being caught smoking a shisha pipe.

 

That said, he has gained a lot of experience in a league that seems to produce a lot of technically accomplished wingers (Ben Arfa, Hazard, Nasri, Menéz etc.) so if we can get him for around £5 million mark it might turn out to be a great bit of business.

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Strange he mentions us in the SKY article. Normally I'd assume we were being used as a name by the agent to stir up interest...

 

Monaco interested as well? Thought they were only signing Galactico's these days?

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http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/8826360/Transfer-news-Sochaux-winger-Ryad-Boudebouz-open-to-Southampton-switch

 

My dream has always been to play in England or Spain.

 

"To be linked with Southampton is interesting; it is everyone's dream to be linked with good teams in big leagues in Europe.

 

"Southampton has a good history in the Premier League but I have a contract with Sochaux who is like Southampton in France."

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If we do sign him then his chant has to be based on Sophia Loren's cover of the Gillian Hill classic 'Zou Bisou Bisou':

 

Ryad Boude - bouz

Ryad Boude - bouz

Ryad Boude - bouz

Boude - bouz, Boude - bouz, Boude - bouz

Means that I love you

 

Repeat ad infinitum.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzSuanegluM

 

I'm pretty sure the song will be voulez vous by abba.

 

bou-de-bouz a ha....a ha....a ha

Posted

As I have a talent for new songs for players you should leave it to me:

 

Boude - Bouz Bouz Bouz

Push pineapple, shake the tree

Boude - Bouz Bouz Bouz

Push pineapple, grind coffee

 

 

I thank you!

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I'm pretty sure the song will be voulez vous by abba.

 

bou-de-bouz a ha....a ha....a ha

 

As I have a talent for new songs for players you should leave it to me:

 

Boude - Bouz Bouz Bouz

Push pineapple, shake the tree

Boude - Bouz Bouz Bouz

Push pineapple, grind coffee

 

 

I thank you!

 

There was me trying to keep it classy and now we've arrived at Black Lace via Abba. Being of French/Algerian descent Boudebouz would love mine x10000 more.

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There was me trying to keep it classy and now we've arrived at Black Lace via Abba. Being of French/Algerian descent Boudebouz would love mine x10000 more.

 

Dude your words don't even fit the tune, Toon.

 

Rule #1 for top terrace chants - make the words fit the fookin tune.

Posted

Am I the only one on here who thinks we must have hacked all of Liverpool FC's IT systems & Emails?

 

They ID a prospect, someone must send a report and woosh the player is linked with us!

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Am I the only one on here who thinks we must have hacked all of Liverpool FC's IT systems & Emails?

 

They ID a prospect, someone must send a report and woosh the player is linked with us!

 

Given the Forren debacle I suspect double agentry is at work!!

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Dude your words don't even fit the tune, Toon.

 

Rule #1 for top terrace chants - make the words fit the fookin tune.

 

Not true brah.

 

Zou Bi-sou Bi-sou

Ry Ad-Bou De-Bouz

 

Same syllables and everything.

 

Mine will play to a strictly hipster crowd, while this guff will entertain the dullards who are reminded of 20p calypso drinks and kissing at underage disco's. Probably the same morons who can't sing OWTS at the right speed.

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Toon, are you Joe Kinnear??

 

No one f*cking knows more than me about writing fuk1ng terrace songs. I've won 2 Ivor Nigello's and Bono say's he f^cking loves my work.

Posted
No one f*cking knows more than me about writing fuk1ng terrace songs. I've won 2 Ivor Nigello's and Bono say's he f^cking loves my work.

Care to share your name or pseudonym?

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Care to share your name or pseudonym?

 

Listen up, you smarmy, face-palming, skate-trolling, sh|tting c^nt. My record is out there for all to see. I can pick up the blower to Cliff, Bob Gledoff, or any other overly moralitistic f>ker with a side-line in arousing large crowds, and not gonna hav a smug pr^ck like you casting dispersions on me.

Posted
Listen up, you smarmy, face-palming, skate-trolling, sh|tting c^nt. My record is out there for all to see. I can pick up the blower to Cliff, Bob Gledoff, or any other overly moralitistic f>ker with a side-line in arousing large crowds, and not gonna hav a smug pr^ck like you casting dispersions on me.

 

:thumbup:

Posted
Listen up, you smarmy, face-palming, skate-trolling, sh|tting c^nt. My record is out there for all to see. I can pick up the blower to Cliff, Bob Gledoff, or any other overly moralitistic f>ker with a side-line in arousing large crowds, and not gonna hav a smug pr^ck like you casting dispersions on me.

Wow you really are a miserable old git. :facepalm:

 

I'm not usually of that type but I really do hope you get banned summarily from here. This place'd be better off for it.

Posted
Wow you really are a miserable old git. :facepalm:

 

I'm not usually of that type but I really do hope you get banned summarily from here. This place'd be better off for it.

 

joke_over_your_head.jpg

 

:facepalm:

Posted
Listen up, you smarmy, face-palming, skate-trolling, sh|tting c^nt. My record is out there for all to see. I can pick up the blower to Cliff, Bob Gledoff, or any other overly moralitistic f>ker with a side-line in arousing large crowds, and not gonna hav a smug pr^ck like you casting dispersions on me.

 

hehe

Posted
Listen up, you smarmy, face-palming, skate-trolling, sh|tting c^nt. My record is out there for all to see. I can pick up the blower to Cliff, Bob Gledoff, or any other overly moralitistic f>ker with a side-line in arousing large crowds, and not gonna hav a smug pr^ck like you casting dispersions on me.

 

Brilliant post(s)!

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Oh well you are a northern little **** from Newcastle so what was I expecting. :facepalm:

 

I don't even know if it's worth pointing out the reference he's been making in this thread that you've missed. I suppose they say ignorance is bliss so I wont flag it up.

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I'm pretty sure the song will be voulez vous by abba.

 

bou-de-bouz a ha....a ha....a ha

 

Bit of jungle book?

Oh you-hoo-hoo, i wanna be like boudebouz...i wanna walk like you, talk like boudebouz. Repeat.

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Wow you really are a miserable old git. :facepalm:

 

I'm not usually of that type but I really do hope you get banned summarily from here. This place'd be better off for it.

 

I thought it was hilarious and some blessed relief from the usual tripe posted here.

Posted
Wow you really are a miserable old git. :facepalm:

 

I'm not usually of that type but I really do hope you get banned summarily from here. This place'd be better off for it.

 

 

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

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Goal at 0: 52 is amazing:

 

Please excuse the awful music.

 

What I like about these videos of flashy players is they almost always have a little bit that shows the player can also dish out a few jarring tackles. 'He's not just a lightweighted trickster' they seem to be saying. Unfortunately this one just seems to show that he can't tackle for toffee. Nice footwork though.

Posted
Listen up, you smarmy, face-palming, skate-trolling, sh|tting c^nt. My record is out there for all to see. I can pick up the blower to Cliff, Bob Gledoff, or any other overly moralitistic f>ker with a side-line in arousing large crowds, and not gonna hav a smug pr^ck like you casting dispersions on me.

 

:thumbup:

Posted
As I have a talent for new songs for players you should leave it to me:

 

Boude - Bouz Bouz Bouz

Push pineapple, shake the tree

Boude - Bouz Bouz Bouz

Push pineapple, grind coffee

 

 

I thank you!

 

Without even reading your post, this is the first song that popped into my head too on reading his name!

 

A winger though - sweet.

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