110_Persaint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Recently got infracted for "Posting a sarcastic/pointless remark" when saying "no sh1t sherlock" to a too obvious remark by a fellow poster. I'm sure the person I said it to was unable to sleep that night and/or had nightmares because of my remark. What are some other ridiculous infractions fellow posters have been handed out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 My mate was officially reprimanded at Cantell for "flying through the air whilst eating a cheeseburger". Another mate of mine spent his adolescence operating under a misdemeanor system, whereupon he would be fined by his parents for any perceived transgressions. My personal favourites were "smoking on the roof" and "eating chocolate in the bath". The only SaintsWeb infraction that even comes close in terms of ridiculousness that I'm aware of is Jimmy D's infamous "stamping on people's dreams" classic, although I am keen to hear more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Normally Id have sympathy but you are a bit of a bellend glas.... Sorry 110_persaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Recently got infracted for "Posting a sarcastic/pointless remark" when saying "no sh1t sherlock" to a too obvious remark by a fellow poster. I'm sure the person I said it to was unable to sleep that night and/or had nightmares because of my remark. What are some other ridiculous infractions fellow posters have been handed out? Not ridiculous when you see who got the infraction..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I hope the TMS mods strike hard to ensure that cr@p threads like this does not become too common in here... less whining, more lols please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulletsaint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Recently got infracted for "Posting a sarcastic/pointless remark" when saying "no sh1t sherlock" to a too obvious remark by a fellow poster. I'm sure the person I said it to was unable to sleep that night and/or had nightmares because of my remark. What are some other ridiculous infractions fellow posters have been handed out? Others have beaten me too it. If you're going to be an almost constant pain in the ass you're more likely to get infracted for minor indiscretions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I hope the TMS mods strike hard to ensure that cr@p threads like this does not become too common in here... less whining, more lols please... Can you take a photo of something to cheer us up, maybe a nice sunset or sumfink?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulletsaint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I hope the TMS mods strike hard to ensure that cr@p threads like this does not become too common in here... less whining, more lols please... Unfortunately we all know the invisimods have their own agenda. I have to pop out soon. If I go near the tea drinking bee, I'll take a shot and add it to the hippos thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 To a certain extent pretty much everything posted is this forum could be classed as pointless. Thank gawd infractions for sarcasm & pointless posts are only handed out by certain mods to fit their own agenda. If they were consistent we'd all be drowning under infractions & bannings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 To a certain extent pretty much everything posted is this forum could be classed as pointless. Thank gawd infractions for sarcasm & pointless posts are only handed out by certain mods to fit their own agenda. If they were consistent we'd all be drowning under infractions & bannings! No **** sherlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 ^^^ reported to mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 ^^^ reported to mods Fare thee well fellow TMS posters, I fear the impending infraction with take me over and I will be tempbanned for a little while. No more Laz photo shoots, no more concrete Hippos, no more to being ITK You will be missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Don't worry Bob, my posts (& therefore probably reporting functionality) aren't visible to mods, I checked this by making a suggestion in the site suggestion area and got no response at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Jimmy D gave me one for 'stamping on people's dreams' when we were having another one of those champions league discussions whilst we were in L1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Don't worry Bob, my posts (& therefore probably reporting functionality) aren't visible to mods, I checked this by making a suggestion in the site suggestion area and got no response at all. But invisimod might be able to see the invisible.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 It wasn't for that comment. It was a culmination of you seeking to troll every thread. You omit to mention that if you continue to do it we won't **** around with infractions and will just ban you. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I think 110 is a great guy and should be embraced and welcomed more onto SWF. Bullying towards 110% on the mainboard + threats of perma bans from mods make me sad n upset and thats why i personally dont post as much anymore. You shouldnt be punished for comedy..... You should be rewarded if anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 (edited) we won't **** around with infractions and will just ban you. Edited 16 July, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I think there should be a MODS page on the main site with a picture and a question and answer section. Like they used to have in the old football annuals, favourite food, favourite band, favourite holiday destination, what car do you drive etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 You should put that in the suggestions forum Hatch, then it can be ignored on a grand scale. Chalet - you are invisimod aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 You should put that in the suggestions forum Hatch, then it can be ignored on a grand scale. Chalet - you are invisimod aren't you? Actually I am ITK here (FINALLY!) Chalet is not in fact Invisible. He actually has hair and everything. He is also a very nice guy and did not even talk about Golf when we were lucky enough to meet up at the Recycled Horsemeat Burger Van outside the Chapel not so long ago. Personally I think he must be paid a couple of extra Popadoms or maybe EVEN he's allowed a Pint of Kingfisher on expenses at Curry Night in order to adopt this Neo-BadMod persona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Actually I am ITK here (FINALLY!) Chalet is not in fact Invisible. He actually has hair and everything. He is also a very nice guy and did not even talk about Golf when we were lucky enough to meet up at the Recycled Horsemeat Burger Van outside the Chapel not so long ago. Personally I think he must be paid a couple of extra Popadoms or maybe EVEN he's allowed a Pint of Kingfisher on expenses at Curry Night in order to adopt this Neo-BadMod persona So you reckon there is a good mod-bad mod thing going on? Pray tell, who is the good mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Justice Mike is a decent mod as is skint saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Justice Mike is a decent mod as is skint saint. The others have been corrupted with power. A bit like Michael Corleone in Godfather II. They'll take Turks out into the metaphorical lake and off him. They've made that clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Justice Mike is a decent mod as is skint saint. Yeah ex pats rule the world and an ex pat mod is gonna be the bees knees. Plus he'll be having the time of his life at the moment with the Lions & The Ashes. Would almost be an honour to be served notice by him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Justice Mike is a decent mod as is skint saint. Don't be fooled, the "justice" in the title is a misdirection, I have know posters been on the sharp end of his Gavel after a particularly fraught curry night! End of day all mods have targets to hit, only way to avoid the fall out is not post near the end of the month or when St Chalet's on a blob.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 What are some other ridiculous infractions fellow posters have been handed out? I was heavily infracted for questioning a mods sexuality in the lounge, by a permamod... it may have even been a tempaban IIRC I never got an answer to my question and I campaign for the truth to this very day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulletsaint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I think 110 is a great guy and should be embraced and welcomed more onto SWF. Bullying towards 110% on the mainboard + threats of perma bans from mods make me sad n upset and thats why i personally dont post as much anymore. You shouldnt be punished for comedy..... You should be rewarded if anything I all for peace and love but some people are just not deserving of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I all for peace and love but some people are just not deserving of it. And that is when mulletsaint quietly pulls out the lump hammer and does his work. A mild mannered man driven insane by the activities of 110_Persaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I all for peace and love but some people are just not deserving of it. You mean people that do this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 (edited) Some of the other trolls survive by actually knowing about football or occasionally being funny. Just being a **** in every post is only going to end up one way. edit. sorry forgot this was TMS. Heres a picture of a hooker Tokes ordered up. Edited 16 July, 2013 by buctootim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 ^^ +1 reps point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Some of the other trolls survive by actually knowing about football or occasionally being funny. Just being a **** in every post is only going to end up one way. edit. sorry forgot this was TMS. Heres a picture of a hooker Tokes ordered up. Thanks Tim for reminding us all of our TMS duties, we have forgotten the faces of our fathers.... Here is photo Bearsy sent me of bird he pulled in his Ibiza Invisimod please note, no nips are on show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Some of the other trolls survive by actually knowing about football or occasionally being funny. Just being a **** in every post is only going to end up one way. edit. sorry forgot this was TMS. Heres a picture of a hooker Tokes ordered up. Ha! I actually probably would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 16 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 16 July, 2013 It wasn't for that comment. It was a culmination of you seeking to troll every thread. You omit to mention that if you continue to do it we won't **** around with infractions and will just ban you. HTH Wow you really are a grudge-bearing, black-hearted miserable old git. Are you the type who spends all summer shirtless on their front lawn on a folding recliner with a massive beergut and a beer in their hand shouting at playing little children who get anywhere near their property? That's how I picture you. Not sure who it was who made you a mod here and why, but whoever it was should know that SWF and all its posters are worse off for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Lej Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Wow you really are a grudge-bearing, black-hearted miserable old git. Are you the type who spends all summer shirtless on their front lawn on a folding recliner with a massive beergut and a beer in their hand shouting at playing little children who get anywhere near their property? That's how I picture you. Not sure who it was who made you a mod here and why, but whoever it was should know that SWF and all its posters are worse off for it. Bizarre......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Lej Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 It wasn't for that comment. It was a culmination of you seeking to troll every thread. You omit to mention that if you continue to do it we won't **** around with infractions and will just ban you. HTH Horrible little man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks GS is 110_persaint ? Both relentlessly unfunny c£nts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks GS is 110_persaint ? Both relentlessly unfunny c£nts Both are as funny as cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks GS is 110_persaint ? Both relentlessly unfunny c£nts Glasgow is clever at what he does, pointless though that is. 110 is just pointless, no craft or guile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Doing this isn't easy you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Ah, a poster is now exhibiting the same signs he exhibit when he got ganged up on and outed for being a (insert 4 letter word of choice here). He deserves a ban simply for invading TMS and making me read that stuff instead of working on the story of Paul Casey & why he has an Airplane Hangar at his house instead of a Garage. Tim. ^like, made I larf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Doing this isn't easy you know No but its free. I'm surprised Bearsy isn't all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 He doesn't know it's free otherwise he would. Where is he anyway? Walking up and down a Spanish beach trying to sell tat already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 He doesn't know it's free otherwise he would. Where is he anyway? Walking up and down a Spanish beach trying to sell tat already? No, exploring business expansion opportunities I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks GS is 110_persaint ? Both relentlessly unfunny c£nts Both are as funny as cancer. Glasgow is clever at what he does, pointless though that is. 110 is just pointless, no craft or guile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulletsaint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I dunno. I come around here hoping for some fun and all those horrible bores that make the main board such 'fun' seem to have followed me over. Sorry guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 You don't get this on the mainboard mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 16 July, 2013 Share Posted 16 July, 2013 I dunno. I come around here hoping for some fun and all those horrible bores that make the main board such 'fun' seem to have followed me over. Sorry guys... oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now