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I was supposed to be going to the match but plans have changed and i'm now going christmas shopping. Unfortunately it turns out my season ticket was a total waste of money.

 

Still, christmas shopping and dinner out. Should be a nice and relaxing, but fun, weekend.

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fri - round neighbours for heavy drinking

sat - wedding reception with heavy drinking

sun - mates birthday with heavy drinking.

mon - at work ill.

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Tonight - Couple of pints after work, but otherwise in watching teh tele.

Tomorrow - Saints. Get home around 8 to watch boxing.

Sunday - Play football, pub, NFL.

 

Fairly dull, but trying to save money this weekend for the next couple of weeks of excessive drinking.

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I was supposed to be going to the match but plans have changed and i'm now going christmas shopping. Unfortunately it turns out my season ticket was a total waste of money.

 

Still, christmas shopping and dinner out. Should be a nice and relaxing, but fun, weekend.

 

Please explain why, despite having a ST, you are going shopping instead. The whole point of having a ST is so that when other people ask you to do or attend things, you don't have to.

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Please explain why, despite having a ST, you are going shopping instead. The whole point of having a ST is so that when other people ask you to do or attend things, you don't have to.

 

 

and shops are also open other days of the week, conveniently.

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I will reveal my weekend plans since I am feeling bored.

 

Tonight- going round mates flat. PIZZA

Tomorrow- work during the day, then after work, lady friend coming round my house. gunna get drunk.

Sunday- ? erm.. WHO KNOWS

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Please explain why, despite having a ST, you are going shopping instead. The whole point of having a ST is so that when other people ask you to do or attend things, you don't have to.

 

Football aint designed for girls

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and shops are also open other days of the week, conveniently.

 

This is a good point. I have found many shops are open Monday to Friday, and indeed at this time of year many open in the evenings also.

 

I feel that this is a significant amount of opening time for a resource I only use once every two or three months.

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I am having a long weekend, so:

 

Tonight: Work Christmas meal at The Cowherds

Saturday: Work 10:00 -2:00, possibly a couple of drinks then to the footy, possibly a couple of drinks then home, possibly straight home (depends on the offers), out on the lash at Talking Heads in the evening for the Dlugokecki Xmas Xtravaganza.

Sunday: Recover from previous night, nothing else planned

Monday: Work 9:00 - 3:40, drive to Hammersmith, dump car, get over to Thornton Heath, drink, footy, drink, hotel.

Tuesday: Recover from previous night, shopping at Westfield, vist work colleagues in London, drive home.

 

Should be a good one, as long as I'm not feeling the effects of this bloody cold too much.

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This afternoon - workig although I have a girl from work coming round to make me cake - SCORE!

 

Tonight - Champagne and mince pies on the London Eye with work, possible travel to see gf tonight.

 

Saturday - If I dont go to see gf on Friday will travel down today. Chilling in the evening with her, her sister and bf.

 

Sunday - Xmas shopping (wanna get it finished this weekend!)

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Tonight-Day off from Uni so might get my hair cut later. Probably go out tonight.

Saturday-Soccer Saturday and maybe some work.

Sunday-Bugger all, might go to cricket training for the first time in ages though.

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Today - work 3-10

Saturday - Saints game, pub.

Sunday - day off work, xmas shopping and then clubbing.

Monday - day off work, town and then Crystal Palace away.

Tuesday - day off work, play footie.

Wednesday - back to work :(

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Please explain why, despite having a ST, you are going shopping instead. The whole point of having a ST is so that when other people ask you to do or attend things, you don't have to.

 

It's a long story :(

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Tonight - Nothing

 

Saturday - Usual day of shopping and housework. Then off out to xmas party in the evening

 

Sunday - Recover from sat night, sister and her family over for dinner

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It's a long story :(

"I realised that I'm a woman and women don't belong at football games, therefore I went back to doing shopping as that is what we do best, other than cooking and cleaning"

 

 

???

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It's a long story :(

 

No it isn't. It's the fact you should have just said "No, I'm going to the football" instead of "ok, I'll go shopping."

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No it isn't. It's the fact you should have just said "No, I'm going to the football" instead of "ok, I'll go shopping."

 

What if her ex had phoned her last night and said "if i see you at that game i'm going to inject you with AIDS"? Would that be an acceptable excuse?

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Friday - Work init

 

Saturday - Work morning init, going on pub crawl through town for Brothers birfday init

 

Sunday - Pub all day init

 

 

Innit blud

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What if her ex had phoned her last night and said "if i see you at that game i'm going to inject you with AIDS"? Would that be an acceptable excuse?

 

I guess it would depend on the quantity of AIDS to be injected etc.

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Today - been in London all day xmas shopping, nightmare. I wanted to buy a t-shirt that said 'I hate London' on it but all I could find were 'I love Londn' ones.

Sat - wrap presents, get fibre opric tree and put it up, drinks for a friends birthday in Stones in Eastleigh - will be rubbish no doubt.

Sunday - as little as possible with drinking involved.

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tonight- entertaining and having a couple of beers. Watching i'm a celeb courtesy of a fanatic missus.

 

Tomorrow- work then some drinks then relaxing

 

sunday- work then possibly putting up the christmas tree earlier than anticipated.

 

I'm an asw. :)

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Fri - Cinema, food, beer, celebrate Kings birthday

Sat - Last nite of dodging friendly bar girls and feeling up ladyboys. Plan on getting well lashed up!

Sun - Fly home

 

Good, but sad for many reasons.

 

1.2387/10

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Today - been in London all day Xmas shopping, nightmare. I wanted to buy a t-shirt that said 'I hate London' on it but all I could find were 'I love London' ones.

Sat - wrap presents, get fibre optic tree and put it up, drinks for a friends birthday in Stones in Eastleigh - will be rubbish no doubt.

Sunday - as little as possible with drinking involved.

 

Anything to do with that lying, cheating, misogynist bastard that calls himself 'Chas' will be rubbish IMO.

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Fri - Cinema, food, beer, celebrate Kings birthday

Sat - Last nite of dodging friendly bar girls and feeling up ladyboys. Plan on getting well lashed up!

Sun - Fly home

 

Good, but sad for many reasons.

 

1.2387/10

 

Are you in Thailand? The land of smiles, that is until you get caught with something in your baggage, or more likely planted there. If so where?

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Fri - Cinema, food, beer, celebrate Kings birthday

Sat - Last nite of dogging friendly bar girls and feeling up ladyboys. Plan on getting well lashed up!

Sun - Fly home

 

Good, but sad for many reasons.

 

1.2387/10

 

:o:o:o

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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I am not familiar with this 'Chas' person.

 

Chas Stone, the owner. I have a few stories...

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Good day yesterday, 11 pubs in total, drink, drugs, nightclubs and abusing that ginger mong from Corrie who was in the Plume.

 

Looking good for a 9/10, depends how good a spread Sev and his missus put on.

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Good day yesterday, 11 pubs in total, drink, drugs, nightclubs and abusing that ginger mong from Corrie who was in the Plume.

 

Looking good for a 9/10, depends how good a spread Sev and his missus put on.

 

Chesney or Fizz?

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Got to be the bloke who played in the the celebrity football match "the match" Can't think of his bloody name

 

Asking for it being in the plume the noob

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Got to be the bloke who played in the the celebrity football match "the match" Can't think of his bloody name

 

Asking for it being in the plume the noob

 

Character name?

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