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First they change the title even though I cracked the story. 4 pm yesterday get a text to say he had signed a 4 year deal, Photoshoot last night and another tonight (maybe Luke Shaw maybe a new signing).

 

Now... The fuxkers delete the whole thread getting rid of the evidence that for once in my life was ITK.

 

What's the game mods?

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First they change the title even though I cracked the story. 4 pm yesterday get a text to say he had signed a 4 year deal, Photoshoot last night and another tonight (maybe Luke Shaw maybe a new signing).

 

Now... The fuxkers delete the whole thread getting rid of the evidence that for once in my life was ITK.

 

What's the game mods?

 

As you'll see from my thread, I think it was the image of Bearsy ****ging a donkey/deer that some rather inconsiderate chap posted, got it shut down.

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How many hours did I have to trawl through porno archives to find those pictures of Wanyama's massive willy giving girls pained sex faces. LOTS. That's right. And now the thread's gone. LOTS of hours. Wasted. It wasn't fun, it was exhausting research. Exhausting. I cannot believe the thread is gone with all the goodness it contained. I'm not happy. I would trade all 11 of my rep points to have that thread back again. And it's not even in the Golden Threads section. It's not been properly re-homed. I feel lost without that thread, naked even. Like the women in the pictures.

 

That was some of Tokes best work too.

 

 

 

It's a sad day.

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Do you have any pictures of my thread being stollen by Charlet?

 

Maybe. But I fear his retribution. He is so unpredictable; catch him at the right time and you will be like old friends, catch him at the wrong time and it's off to the torture chamber...

 

I managed to get this confusing and disturbing picture though... I'm not sure what it all means - maybe you can help in the process of analysing the events unfolding?

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St Skihouse is jealous is all, is just case of

 

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Spudders, Sir, do I get rep point(s) for using cool image 3 times across 3 different threads??

I can't see cool pictures as each post some picture of stupid sour grapes is in the way of the cool pics, so no reps.

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I don't have the equipment Laz has but I took this earlier as I happened to be stumbling past the top secret location of the server farm where TSW is hosted

 

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Excellent work here though Bob, like the effort you've made. +3 reputations points

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The mods are all four legged, large breasted, chefs?

 

Sorry Bletch, my camera phone doesn't quite have the same resolution as Laz's super-high-powered-dslr equipment.

 

They is two legs, big fat chunky ones to be fair, but they is 2 legs. And it's moobs from too many mod curries, not breasts. And I think that that is a Rasta hat.

 

Shouldn't have bought stupid camera phone off of Bearsy, he said it was top of line Lidl special

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Sod your Wagamama Fred Tokes, what happened to my excuse to post up all my best holiday snaps in my thread about journeying through the Hill Tribes of Vietnam? Hell I wasn't even using some googled pics they were all my own and passed all the censorship needs down here.

 

I'm so mad still I think the Mods deserve to sit and watch the Vid they made from my coaching session with the European Tour big guns. I'll make golf more exciting!

 

 

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Maybe. But I fear his retribution. He is so unpredictable; catch him at the right time and you will be like old friends, catch him at the wrong time and it's off to the torture chamber...

 

I managed to get this confusing and disturbing picture though... I'm not sure what it all means - maybe you can help in the process of analysing the events unfolding?

 

I've had a chance to run the photo past some CIA guys I know - they told me more about the picture. Apparently the fat guy is eating cheese on toast. The computer named MLG is a statto-enginge developed to aggressively carry out DoRD (Denial of Reasonable Debate) attacks on other fora - the printouts from MLG are from Saintsweb - looking closer I can see a person bent over and there is also some sort of animal - goat, deer or something similar...

 

The guy in the chair with his hands bound, I couldn't figure out. But after sitting in a trash bin for many hours I finally managed to talk to him. Turns out his name is Fred and the Mod people keep asking him if he is Tokyo's Fred. He has no idea who Tokyo is, so I suspect they have the wrong guy...

 

Does this in any way help with the investigation?

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Sorry Bletch, my camera phone doesn't quite have the same resolution as Laz's super-high-powered-dslr equipment.

 

They is two legs, big fat chunky ones to be fair, but they is 2 legs. And it's moobs from too many mod curries, not breasts. And I think that that is a Rasta hat.

 

Shouldn't have bought stupid camera phone off of Bearsy, he said it was top of line Lidl special

 

 

Now, you see that's just not the way I see it. The chef has 4 little spindly legs.

 

In fact, thinking about it, it could be that the chef has 4 little spindly legs on each side making 8 in total. It actually looks like the chef is mounted on the half body shell of some decapitated arachnid.

 

And now I'm really, really staring at it, it looks like the moob-breasted, spider-mod chef is scuttling hither and thither like a first round loser in Robot Wars, carrying a piece of paper with "Wham Sings" scribbled on it.

 

Who'd have thought the mods were such George Michael fans?

 

The one thing I'm not having a vision of Big Bad Bob, is a mod reading a thread about the signing of a defensive midfielder.

 

I think you need a better camera phone 3B.

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