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The Met Police and Madeline Mccann


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So let me get this straight. [1] You two Chuckles are perfectly happy to make your hurtful insinuations against the McCanns, [2]but you profess hurt feelings because one of you imagines -[3] I doubt very much it's true - that they're being [4] 'stalked'?

 

[5] You're both beyond parody. [6] You do realise that it's not such a good idea, [7] when someone suggests you're prone to mindless paranoia, [8] to actually demonstrate it, right?

 

[9] And since we're on the subject of accusations borne of conspiratorial rubbish, are you now - [10] after the court case and all the evidence you could possibly want - prepared to apologise for suggesting that Lee Rigby was play-acting his own murder?

 

(please imagine David Attenborough voice)

 

As we review our catalogue of early 21st Internet wildlife, we come across a fascinating specimen, a living and breathing example of the trollus imagicanus maximus species. A clever animal, it has many capabilities. As we observe it combat, we see what appears to be a brutal combination.

 

[1] It tries the manipulative emotive jab, [2] the "you are not men!" and "boys don't cry" one-two, [3] jabs element of doubt, [4] somewhat telegraphing "quotes", [5] wild claw swing, [6] loaded attempt at suggestion, [7] attempted reinforcement of "blast" from the past (fk, I'm doing quotes now :( ), [8] calls ottery a liar, [9] attempts to frame posters' content by insisting what the subject is. [10] attempts to re-open old debate which he once left out of "decency".

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Lets face it Ottery's grasp of when next Tuesday is fairly hazy. Its probably safe to assume no-one from SW is stalking him.

 

I guess next Tuesday is after next Monday...:rolleyes:

 

Why would my grasp be fairly hazy? Just passing interest in your statement. Is it coz I is very old:p

 

Thanks:)

 

Not a stalker statement by me........

 

just casual interest by some person in my previous place of work......Not really bothered.

 

Tell Verbal...my gang is bigger than his little hens.:p

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ottery uv left ur garage door open again. Just letting you know.

 

Cheers mate;)......

 

If only they rang the doorbell....:)

 

I would have let them in and shown them where to put the wire....:D

 

Me paranoid:rolleyes:

 

By the way..please let Tim know......I have looked on my calendar and Tuesday is before next Wednesday...I think I am sure about that.:rolleyes:

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bit sad that i got that immediately! He's got a pathetic life, I've parked outside his house watched him come and go...

 

I've heard that series at least twenty times. Do you like Down The Line, Bear?

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never heard of that pap! I'm the same with those partridge shows tho, i listen to them often if i have long journey or whatever + always cracks me up!

 

Spoof phone-in show done by the Fast Show lot.

 

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  • 8 months later...

I see on the news the met are police are questioning 11 people as part of the investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann in 2007.

 

One is Robert Murat and others employees of the complex that they stayed at. I wonder if they will be speaking to other members of the McCann party. The met said they are also questioning to Brits

 

At least Murat has said he has nothing to fear having already been cleared

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