hypochondriac Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 pedant alert. When has this stopped us before "We've got Brett Oremeroid" "Jose Fonte baby" Exactly. People need to embrace the songs and forget about little details like the name.
shurlock Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Exactly. People need to embrace the songs and forget about little details like the name. Coldplay Give me a 100 northern monkeys spacking out to No Limits (aka the yaya kolo song) any day.
Turkish Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 (edited) You're only saying that because your Coldplay song doesn't work now. I'm sure you can fit Cristian's name into a Smiths or Stone Roses track, mate. Tel-loo silver lining, And away you go now, baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss Though it's obvious Edited 4 July, 2013 by Turkish
Turkish Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Whether him or any other signing, I'm guessing it'll be the same inane football tune we use, like every other club of recent years. He plays on the left he plays on the right Critaiano Tello Makes Lallana look sh*te yes?
Hatch Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 lets wait and see what Man Utd sing about their new signing. then just copy that. Like we did last year, and the year before that , and the year...
SuperMikey Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Tel-loo silver lining, And away you go now, baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss Though it's obvious Down down, bring the ball down You see him lining up the shot You know he'll hit it right His grace, his lightning pace No rest for you out on the pitch His name's Cristian Tello Don't waste your time He'll make a monkey out of you He don't care where you've been He's gonna nutmeg youuuuu etc.
Gingeletiss Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Day O Day O Daylight come and me wanna go Day me say day me say day Me say day me say day o Daylight come and me wanna gohome work all night and a drink a rum (daylight come and me wanna go home) Stack banana till the mornin come (daylight come and me wanna go home) Come mister tally man tally me bananas (daylight come and me wanna go home) come mister tally man tally me bananas (daylight come and me wanna go home) lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch! (daylight come and me wanna go home) six foot seven foot eight foot bunch! (daylight come and me wanna go home) day me say day o (daylight come and me wanna go home) Day me say day me say day me say day o(daylight come and me wanna go home) A beauitful bunch of ripe banana! (daylight come and me wanna go home) hide the deadly black tarantula! (daylight come and me wanna go home) lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch! (daylight come and me wanna go home) six foot seven foot eight foot bunch! (daylight come and me wanna go home) Day me say day o (daylight come and me wanna go home) Day me say day me say day me say day o(daylight come and me wanna go home) come mister tally man tally me banana (daylight come and me wanna go home) come mister tally man tally me banana (daylight come and me wanna go home) Day O Day O(daylight come and me wanna go home) day me say day me say day me say day o (daylight come and me wanna go home)
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Hey ho, christian tello hits them a little bit high and a little bit low, your defence wont know quite where to go cos we know he's pretty handy To the tune of Candy by Robbie Williams
Turkish Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Down down, bring the ball down You see him lining up the shot You know he'll hit it right His grace, his lightning pace No rest for you out on the pitch His name's Cristian Tello Don't waste your time He'll make a monkey out of you He don't care where you've been He's gonna nutmeg youuuuu etc. I like it. He is Cristian Tello and he is the light he couldn't ever bring himself to hate you as he'd likkke to
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Oh Tello, Tello, Tello, me say Tello Biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly bong yo... Ricky gervais equality street
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Tello, christain tello, christian tello, tello THERES NO LIMIT
Turkish Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 When no one else can understand me when everything i do is wrong you give me hope and conselation you give me strength to carry on and you're always there to lend a hand in everthing i do You're cristian, cristian tello.
Olallana Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Tello, in our hearts Tello, you´re the only one is it really love or just a game.... to Taylor Daynes hit from 1987, the year when we signed Kevin Moore and John Burridge....what could be more fitting than to celebrate that.....
Saints boy in Leeds Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 For he's a jolly good Tello... They call him yellow Tello, that's right.
Saints boy in Leeds Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Oh Tello, Tello, Tello, me say Tello Biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly bong yo... Ricky gervais equality street Love that sketch
CB Fry Posted 4 July, 2013 Posted 4 July, 2013 Hello peter, hello paul saints and sinners, welcome all tommy cannon, bobby ball Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello little richard, little nell willy wonka and william tell salman rushdie and kym mazelle Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello mork and mindy, brian hayes barry humphries and paris grey little neepsie, chris and do Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... billy corkhill, vince hilaire freddie flintstone, fred astaire desmond tutu, steve and claire Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... charlie parker, charlie brown leslie crowther, come on down mary wilson, di and flo Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... sir bufton tufton, jean paul sartre zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer andre previn and the LSO Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... Tello! Now that's a modern classic.
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