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How Do You About One, Just One, Lawrie Mac 'Sexy' Style Signing


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I specifically mentioned the three payers because we all know them from the Prem and understand their track records and what they bring (not suggesting signing them specifically), whereas if I had used someone like Juan Roman Riquelme or Roberto Saldado we could only guess.

...because Riquelme and Soldado are such 'unknown quantities'???

 

This isn't the early 90s. Most people (with the exception of MOTD pundits and, apparently, you) know a bit more about football outside the Premier League than 'it's all full of foreign fancy dans innit'. I mean we're hardly talking about a 19 year old Guatamalen who plays in the MLS. You chose to illustrate your point about unknown players with two incredibly well known internationals.

 

I struggle to comprehend the parallel universe where Charlie Adam is more 'big time' than ****ing *Riquelme*... christ alive. What next - 'forget about this Raphael Varane bloke, what we need is premier league experience, get Scott Dann on the phone'?

 

(not that I am suggesting for one iota we have enquired after or have any chance of signing Varane.)

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I think my favourite Tijuana Tim post was this classic:

 

You just have to love him...a credit to ex-pats everywhere...

 

Thank you sir, pretty well everyone is aware of your intraweb and mongboard unnatural, obsession (and dare we confirm 'envy') of me. Rather than being disturbed, it is kind of flattering. This time you have outdone yourself, it must have taken ages. Trolling through some thousands of posts, desperately seeking one post from a completely unrelated topic and also out of context from many years ago, ataboy LMAO. I will let you know when I am home next and may even grant you an audience. From what several acquaintances tell us you do follow where I am and what I do when home, yet your still a little too shy to say "hi"....be braver next time, I won't bite. Alternatively if stalking works for you, it doesn't bother me....oh and why the multiple user names? No offense, just asking.

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I'd sign Messi and make the rest of the team pass to him.

 

I am bewildered by how Charlie Adam and Robbie Keane ended up on the sexy signing list. Even the overworked Saints PR machine would have a job selling on those two in 2013 - though 4-5 years ago they'd have been decent enough Prem signings and 10 years ago Keane would have had a bit of wow factor, even if Beattie was outscoring him.

 

Having seen Tim's motivational skills first hand on a football pitch, he'd have a go at selling them as the best players ever though !

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To integrate into our young, stable, focused and admirable ball-playing strategy. You know what I mean...a Ball, Keegan, Shilton, Armstrong even Osgood or Jimmy Case? Except, of course, circa 2013-14. Someone like Robbie Keane, Charlie Adam, Berbatov or another quality and flair character?

 

Not saying good or bad....or even going as far as Joey Barton (ala Mark Psycho Dennis), just interested in peoples thouths.

 

Did you type this into Google translate?

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