Wimbledon 2013 - TMS Stylee

[ZepSaint]

Gentlemen, pervs and Bearsy .................

 

 

I give you Maria Kirilenko

[Bearsy]

you make good choice zep! She is one of my faves! My main squeeze is hantuchova, but sometimes i cheat on her with kirilenkos.

 

Hantuchovas

 

tokyos favourite is Serena Williams, he likes how she resembles sol campbell in drag.

[trousers]

Martina Navratilova

 

[ZepSaint]

My main squeeze is hantuchova

 

Bet you only like her cuz if you say her name quickly it sounds like she's swallowing ..............

 

tokyos favourite is Serena Williams, he likes how she resembles sol campbell in drag.

 

That comment made me mess my keyboard:adore:

 

and not because I was imagining Sol Campbell in drag, yo !

[ZepSaint]

Martina Navratilova

 

 

Which bloke is that one then ? The one behind (the giver) or the one in front (the taker) ?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Serina is the fittest out of the two Williams brothers.

 

 

[Bearsy]

you don't mean that really tokyos? I mean venus ain't great, but she is miles better than serena!

 

Here is sharapovas. I'm not big fan, I just like this photo for some reason:

[ZepSaint]

Serina is the fittest out of the two Williams brothers.

 

 

 

You Sure ?

 

Venus :-

 

Serena :-

[Hatch]

Does Simona Halep still play?

 

She has great skills ,

 

 

[ZepSaint]

Does Simona Halep still play?

 

She has great skills ,

 

 

 

Doesn't she just !

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

you don't mean that really tokyos? I mean venus ain't great, but she is miles better than serena!

 

Yeah it was just for lols bear. To be honest, I thought it was the same guy for ages until I realised Venus was 7 ft tall and Serena was 7ft wide.

 

Here is that famous tennis player from the 80s. I don't know her name thou.

 

[Hatch]

Here is that famous tennis player from the 80s. I don't know her name thou.

 

 

 

This them from the front

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

mmmmmmm still fitter than the Williams bros, at least decent from one angle - bit less hair all round as well.

[ZepSaint]

I may have a winner .............

 

Dominika Cibulkova

[dubai_phil]

I may have a winner .............

 

Dominika Cibulkova

 

Jeez, I bet you used to fancy Princess Anne as well..

 

Hiya everyone. Did you miss me?

 

Nah didn't think so

[Tokyo-Saint]

This thread was like a bat beacon thing for golfing phil. He was away posting on the US open forum, telling all them bout the time he met Gordon Ramsay on a plane, when his super sensors told him nips could be seen poking out of t-shirts on TMS. Quick as a flash, he is back!

 

Welcome back Phil.

[Batman]

[dubai_phil]

This thread was like a bat beacon thing for golfing phil. He was away posting on the US open forum, telling all them bout the time he met Gordon Ramsay on a plane, when his super sensors told him nips could be seen poking out of t-shirts on TMS. Quick as a flash, he is back!

 

Welcome back Phil.

 

Aw thanks Tokes, that gives me the same warm fuzzy feeling that I got at the 70's night at AngelWitch at the weekend.

 

You'll be pleased to know that I returned armed with new views and opinions on Life the Universe & Everything, yup I have a Golf in Vietnam Magazine to post a review of for you all, with a special article on Tiger's impact on the Country.

 

I have also been to a Museum and it gave me a whole new insight into Forum Life that I will post up as soon as I finish downloading the 3,627 Holiday Snaps & get rid of the hangover from the flight home. ( I need the snaps to stop the mods giving me 8,000 Infractions.....) Yup, I am now an expert on Mongs, having lived amongst them for 4 days.

 

Meanwhile, has Bearsy reviewed Dan Brown's latest epic? If not that's another one.

 

So much to catch up on once I read the 600 + work emails and get the ice-pack off my nuts after a 3 week Honeymoon

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

Also - put down the infraction gun mods. I have checked the rules and there is no mention about cameltoes being banned, so here you go.

 

[dubai_phil]

Oh yeah oops forgot. That 70's night thing. ROFL

 

We tried to get in the bar, they said, sorry, it's 70's night tonight you're too young.

 

Looked round the curtain and the place WAS full, half of them had Oxygen tanks with them. Pretty sure I saw Bearsy's Grandad in there, he had a Rupert T shirt on

[Tokyo-Saint]

That's great Phil, we'll speak later.

 

Now get out of the way of the fit tennis B!tches!

 

 

[Convict Colony]

Lovely, if she was asian it would be perfect for a sterotype

 

[CB Saint]

 

/QUOTE]

 

I think her always ultra has slipped.

[raynesparksaint]

 

According to the beeb - she speaks 5 languages. Thinking man's crumpet.

Edited 25 June, 2013 by raynesparksaint

[AussieDog]

Does Simona Halep still play?

 

She has great skills ,

 

 

 

 

how many balls do you think she can get in there?

 

Tennis balls, I mean......

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

According to the beeb - she speaks 5 languages. Thinking man's crumpet.

 

 

That just means she can blow you out in 5 different ways RP.

[ZepSaint]

Mathilde Johansson

[sussexsaint]

 

According to the beeb - she speaks 5 languages. Thinking man's crumpet.

 

Mmmmm minella

[LVSaint]

It's more upsetting when the cute ones gets spanked by the beasts...ie lovely Minella above dispatched in round 1 by Serena.

[Colinjb]

We still have the girl next door.

 

[CB Saint]

Does Simona Halep still play?

 

She has great skills ,

 

 

 

Unfortunately those puppies are no more. In an act of misguided selfishness she had them reduced a couple of years ago.

[hutch]

You lot are a bunch of perverts. Have you got any idea how long it took me to open all those linked images!

[Big Bad Bob]

Best reason for watching Wimbledon is now playing on Centre Court

[Bearsy]

Best reason for watching Wimbledon is now playing on Centre Court

 

just checked. Is dudes. One of them is long hairs tho.

[Big Bad Bob]

just checked. Is dudes. One of them is long hairs tho.

 

Yeah well, should check the time of my post, stupid bear, fukin jizz face :-

 

 

[Hatch]

I am 100% behind the idea to have the same ball girls as the Madrid Open,

 

[Colinjb]

I am 100% behind the idea to have the same ball girls as the Madrid Open,

 

 

Some please give the second girl a bacon sandwich or something. She needs some cover on those collar bones...