dirty dirty bastard

[bristolsaint29]

Came home from work last night and found a drunk bloke leant against the wall of the house opposite having a sh1t. As if this want bad enough in the 2 minutes I was getting out of my car 2 groups of children no older than 10 walked by whilst he had his pants round his ankles.

[Tokyo-Saint]

This dispels the rumours that bear sh!ts in the woods.

 

Sorry about that, I'll have a word with him.

[alpine_saint]

Why didnt you call the police ?

[Bearsy]

or offer me the use of ur toileteries FFS! You is hardly showing the neighbourly spirit with these internet recriminations!

[bristolsaint29]

Did call the police, didn't even come round! Bad enough ****ting in the street but in front of kids FFS

[Bearsy]

I'm sceptical bout bristol claiming it takes a full 2 minutes to get out his car tho. I reckon he was lingering + watching yo!

[Spudders]

[Viking Warrior]

It was jason P . he ****s where he likes

[Jonnyboy]

Well if you will live in Brizzle.

[Viking Warrior]

To be fair if the bloke was that ****ed, did he even know where he was let alone know who was around.

 

What wouldyou have done if you were in the same situation

[tombletomble]

What part of Bristol are you living in. I don't live in one of the best neighbourhoods but I have never seen anything like that.

[Batman]

live and let live. it is natural

[The9]

live and let live. it is natural

 

Your standards have slipped, back when you were Michael Keaton you'd have dangled him in a sewer with some witty comment about cleaning up the city before nicking off to try and bang Kim Basinger.