Barfy Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Following on from the christmas spending thread, my mrs' dad has decided he wants to take up bee keeping, and the suggestion has been made that we should combine his birthday and christmas presents and get him a beehive. I checked with beehives-r-us but they seemed to have sold out, so does anyone have any ideas where we can buy a beehive, plus accessories (whatever they maybe :smt102 )? Or even plans to build one?
Jillyanne Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Some really cool stuff on here http://www.bjsherriff.co.uk/ wierdo.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Just a thought, you could catch a couple of bee's and when he is not looking on christmas day, pop them down his jumper/shirt. Once they have stung him, he will probably decide he doesnt wanna keep the nasty little things and will infact thank you for all the time/effort and money you have saved him! That can be your christmas present to him and it wont cost much either!
bridge too far Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Just a thought, you could catch a couple of bee's and when he is not looking on christmas day, pop them down his jumper/shirt. Once they have stung him, he will probably decide he doesnt wanna keep the nasty little things and will infact thank you for all the time/effort and money you have saved him! That can be your christmas present to him and it wont cost much either! Oh just bee hive yourself INS
Dog Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Some really cool stuff on here http://www.bjsherriff.co.uk/ wierdo. And I thought that was your personal website jill.
Arizona Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 My Grandad keeps bees. He had a swarm once which decided to up sticks and founded its way onto the Rosebowl, about a mile away. Managed to bring a county cricket match to a stop for a while. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/1952823.stm
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Oh just bee hive yourself INS Sorry honey
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 My Grandad keeps bees. He had a swarm once which decided to up sticks and founded its way onto the Rosebowl, about a mile away. Managed to bring a county cricket match to a stop for a while. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/1952823.stm Looks like your grandad was done out of £150 then?
bridge too far Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Sorry honey I had to comb my brain cells to think of that one
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I had to comb my brain cells to think of that one Im stumped, there is only really nectar, pollen and buzz which I can shoe horn into a joke and none really work? (without being lame)
Master Bates Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Ant farms are better and easier to maintain.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I had to comb my brain cells to think of that one I guess thats what happens when you get old, your brain cells dont work as well as they use to and you just 'bumble' along! (Bit lame?)
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Ant farms are better and easier to maintain. Got one of these for xmas a few years ago... Was pretty cool, but they just kind of dug down rather than a nice little intermingling maze of tunnels, and eventually died. What was quite weird though was that when they died, the other ants stacked all the dead bodies in a corner all on top of each other! :confused:
Hatch Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Would you need some sort of licence? Whats to stop bees becoming the choice pet of the benefit scum instead of Pitbulls?
bridge too far Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I guess thats what happens when you get old, your brain cells dont work as well as they use to and you just 'bumble' along! (Bit lame?) I most certainly don't :shock: I'm always buzzing around
Master Bates Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 What was quite weird though was that when they died, the other ants stacked all the dead bodies in a corner all on top of each other! :confused: Yeah that's what they do, you never seen ants carry dead ants back to their holes?
bridge too far Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Got one of these for xmas a few years ago... Was pretty cool, but they just kind of dug down rather than a nice little intermingling maze of tunnels, and eventually died. What was quite weird though was that when they died, the other ants stacked all the dead bodies in a corner all on top of each other! :confused: I bought my grandson a wormery for his birthday last year. He wasn't allowed to do it - his mother didn't 'approve'. (that's why I bought it )
Arizona Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Looks like your grandad was done out of £150 then? Nope, he knows the guy who rounded them up and managed to get the swarm back a few days later.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Yeah that's what they do, you never seen ants carry dead ants back to their holes? I have seen, possibly once or twice them carrying the dead, but once they go into their holes, didnt realise they stack them up?! I bought my grandson a wormery for his birthday last year. He wasn't allowed to do it - his mother didn't 'approve'. (that's why I bought it ) Why didnt she approve? Nope, he knows the guy who rounded them up and managed to get the swarm back a few days later. Result! Why did they go in the first place though? Have they gone again?
Durleyfos Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Nope, he knows the guy who rounded them up and managed to get the swarm back a few days later. How do you round up bees?
Jillyanne Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 How do you round up bees? Ask them politely to get in a nice group.
Hatch Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Ask them politely to get in a nice group. Question mark, everyone knows Bees group in question mark shapes (or arrows)
Jillyanne Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Question mark, everyone knows Bees group in question mark shapes (or arrows) Or a beard.
TopGun Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I might breed wasps and send them in parcels to people like St George as being a wasp of sorts he would like them.
scott_saints Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I have been told on various occasions, that I am the "bee's knees". What I want to know is, do bees have knees?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I have been told on various occasions, that I am the "bee's knees". What I want to know is, do bees have knees? Yes they looks like the dog's b*llocks though
Pancake Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 I might breed wasps and send them in parcels to people like St George as being a wasp of sorts he would like them. I fear the pun will be lost on 99% of the posters TG.
Block 18 Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 (edited) My dad used to have three hives, nothing beter than fresh honeycomb, how ever the little bar stewards sting and it hurts worse than a wasp sting. Edited 4 December, 2008 by Block 18
hamster Posted 5 December, 2008 Posted 5 December, 2008 I fear the pun will be lost on 99% of the posters TG. What pun?
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