pap Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 I've been watching Star Trek : The Next Generation. I have a big thing for Beverly Crusher. Always have. Personally, I think Gates McFadden was a perfect example of "attractive woman at her age". In the traditional marks out of ten scale, she'd rate a 6, 7 or 8, depending on how ugly your current partner is. It's all relative, y'see. In the "would or wouldn't" scale, the results are incontrovertible. She's a "would", even now, when she's got 20 years plus on her pristine TNG MILF appearance. I put it to the entire forum, male or female, that marks out of ten is a woefully inadequate standard for assessing potential sexual partners. I invite you to embrace the new standard. It's simpler. It's true or false. It's binary. Would or wouldn't. My question here is quite simple. Who would you accept under the "would or wouldn't" classificatiion that you would not accept under the traditional marks out of ten scale? For now, let's constrain it to people we're all aware of. My starter for ten? Katie Price? Would or wouldn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 I dunno pap I would do almost anyone under the right circumstance i.e. if there was nothing on tv I would do Beverley crushers or Deanna troi or some klingons or the robot man. This is where traditional out of 10 scorings has advantage! cos it says how far out of my way I'm willing to go and helps me make effective choices if e.g I'm at orgy and whole cast of star trek walks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Good logics and methodologies Bearsy, +1 reputations point. Pap, probability of boning is a science with many variables and influencing factors, all of which can deviate and change at any given time, it's not just a yes or no decision yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I dunno pap I would do almost anyone under the right circumstance i.e. if there was nothing on tv I would do Beverley crushers or Deanna troi or some klingons or the robot man. This is where traditional out of 10 scorings has advantage! cos it says how far out of my way I'm willing to go and helps me make effective choices if e.g I'm at orgy and whole cast of star trek walks in. These are good points, and personally, I admire your willingness to bone almost anyone. It's a great public service. I'm also a little envious of the options you have on offer. See, I'd never have conceived being at an orgy when the Star Trek cast walk in. Life just isn't that exciting, my good man. That all said, I do feel the would or wouldn't scale has merit for a few reasons. First, it works for most cases. Second, you can secretly pronounce it "wood or woodn't", and no-one will be any wiser. Finally, bluff old traditionalists like yourself can still revert to the marks out of ten scale once you've satisfied the "would or wouldn't" question. Try it out for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Good logics and methodologies Bearsy, +1 reputations point. Pap, probability of boning is a science with many variables and influencing factors, all of which can deviate and change at any given time, it's not just a yes or no decision yo! I know there are other factors, Spudders. Time of day, general level of horniness, ability to get away with it afterwards, etc. I take all of this on board. But ultimately, it is a yes or no decision. Wasn't it Chris Rock that said ladies know whether they want to do you within five minutes of meeting you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I want to read this thread as some bits seem interesting. The problem is when I read star trek my brain automatically switches off a little bit. By the time it is on again, we have moved on to the boning. Can some please summarise? Also if we are talking about boning, surely we should have some pics in the thread? Minus 1 to all posters so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I want to read this thread as some bits seem interesting. The problem is when I read star trek my brain automatically switches off a little bit. By the time it is on again, we have moved on to the boning. Can some please summarise? Also if we are talking about boning, surely we should have some pics in the thread? Minus 1 to all posters so far. I understand, Tokes. I was once like you. I thought Star Trek was rubs. I was wrong. Depending on the girly, I often prefer it to boning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I know there are other factors, Spudders. Time of day, general level of horniness, ability to get away with it afterwards, etc. I take all of this on board. But ultimately, it is a yes or no decision. Wasn't it Chris Rock that said ladies know whether they want to do you within five minutes of meeting you? Just proves women struggle to make up their mind. Men reach the same conclusion within 5 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troi, 7 of 9, Lita, Dax heck even Janeway - would Erin Gray was a major would as a nipper , helped me through some rough times that girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Can some please summarise? Also if we are talking about boning, surely we should have some pics in the thread? Minus 1 to all posters so far. -1 reputations to you for not trusting other muppet shows users to know that sometimes, pictures just aren't required! But ok, you asked for it. Basically paps is saying he wants to bone this old woman for some weird reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 That is why we need photos spudders. No is the answer. Not even if she has total recall tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Three reasons why you didn't need pictures: It was paps suggesting she was hot It was star trek related It was paps suggesting she was hot I rest my case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I am going to leave this thread now before everyone puts on a costume and shows a vvanking claw style sulaute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 The really scary thing was that I quite fancied her when I was 17. Another dubious "would" from that era was Sharon Watts from Eastenders. I know; terrible - but next to Michelle Fowler she looked quite fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 :lol: oh pap, why would you disclose this kind of information! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I am pretty sure that bear does not know what Sharon Watts would have looked like when papster was 17 and might let this slip. So... just for you and the youngsters bear, here is pap's love doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Carol Decker did it for me - looking back no idea why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I snogged Naima once. Go me. Tastier than Sharon or Michelle Fowler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 (edited) Carol Decker did it for me - looking back no idea why flattering lighting and lots of makeup probably Edited 12 June, 2013 by buctootim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I am pretty sure that bear does not know what Sharon Watts would have looked like when papster was 17 and might let this slip. So... just for you and the youngsters bear, here is pap's love doll. Which one? The one with the black nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Either or, they are twin sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I disclose this information largely because it is f**king funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 12 June, 2013 Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Looks like Beverly Crusher did massive amounts of porn in the 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 Looks like Beverly Crusher did massive amounts of porn in the 80's Explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2013 I've been watching The Falls. Mmm. Gillian Anderson. Very yummy mummy, with a bit of previous for being a ginge. Total would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 I've been watching The Falls. Mmm. Gillian Anderson. Very yummy mummy, with a bit of previous for being a ginge. Total would. I have a copy of "that" FHM, the one with Ms Anderson in it that had a very short print run. If youre interested pap, it'll be on ebay shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 13 June, 2013 (edited) I have a copy of "that" FHM, the one with Ms Anderson in it that had a very short print run. If youre interested pap, it'll be on ebay shortly. You're a bad man, scotty - trying to profiteer off my middle-aged fantasies. Shame on you Edited 13 June, 2013 by pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 I've been watching Star Trek : The Next Generation. I have a big thing for Beverly Crusher. Always have. Personally, I think Gates McFadden was a perfect example of "attractive woman at her age". In the traditional marks out of ten scale, she'd rate a 6, 7 or 8, depending on how ugly your current partner is. It's all relative, y'see. In the "would or wouldn't" scale, the results are incontrovertible. She's a "would", even now, when she's got 20 years plus on her pristine TNG MILF appearance. I put it to the entire forum, male or female, that marks out of ten is a woefully inadequate standard for assessing potential sexual partners. I invite you to embrace the new standard. It's simpler. It's true or false. It's binary. Would or wouldn't. My question here is quite simple. Who would you accept under the "would or wouldn't" classificatiion that you would not accept under the traditional marks out of ten scale? For now, let's constrain it to people we're all aware of. My starter for ten? Katie Price? Would or wouldn't? I always had a thing for Deanna Troi, or in voyager, 7 of 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 I always had a thing for Deanna Troi, or in voyager, 7 of 9 She got 9 out of 9 from me. (I have more) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 She got 9 out of 9 from me. (I have more) thats not her imo. THIS is her...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 thats not her imo. THIS is her...... That's neither Deanna Troi nor 7/9, so who is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 That's neither Deanna Troi nor 7/9, so who is she? Ah, apologies, mixture of confusion and bad memory. Lexa Doig from Andromeda and Stargate. http://www.gateworld.net/news/2010/02/lexa-doig-cast-in-v/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Ah, apologies, mixture of confusion and bad memory. Lexa Doig from Andromeda and Stargate. http://www.gateworld.net/news/2010/02/lexa-doig-cast-in-v/ Well I'd give her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 keeping it on the Sci Fi theme..fancied this filly as a teen growing up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timayes Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Makepeace was once in a sci-fi I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Here's a girl who knows how to handle a massive weapon: Would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 13 June, 2013 keeping it on the Sci Fi theme..fancied this filly as a teen growing up.. See, I never did. She seemed a little mannish for my tastes. That all said, she featured in one of the finest episodes of Trek ever, Yesterday's Enterprise. I might give Denise Crosby a bone out of respect for her work in that ep Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berudenot2 Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Servilan Blakes 7 ? Am I in need of medical help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Servilan Blakes 7 ? Am I in need of medical help? Nah, you're in good company it would seem. Everybody loves a bad girl. C'mon now, Kira Nerys or The Intendant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berudenot2 Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Carrie Anne Moss is a definite wood then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Carrie Anne Moss is a definite wood then. She's impressive because she's top looking without too much makeup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Chiana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 June, 2013 Share Posted 13 June, 2013 Chiana Well there's one I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 I have a copy of "that" FHM, the one with Ms Anderson in it that had a very short print run. If youre interested pap, it'll be on ebay shortly. Will the pages still open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 Denise Crosby - would - filthy mare, did the Red Shoe Diaries I have that Gillian Anderson FHM, still fancy her now. Pretty much the entire female cast of 1980s V I would have as well - lots of hairspray looking back but filthy mares one and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 Denise Crosby - would - filthy mare, did the Red Shoe Diaries I have that Gillian Anderson FHM, still fancy her now. Pretty much the entire female cast of 1980s V I would have as well - lots of hairspray looking back but filthy mares one and all Would that be this Denise Crosby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 This will get you super geeks creaming in your jeans And then one for me and crabby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 This will get you super geeks creaming in your jeans And then one for me and crabby Grace Park? I greatly approve. And who are those two crimson beauties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 Me and bear in spaceship suits. Edit - we didn't really kiss that would be gay. We were just doing it for lols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 June, 2013 Share Posted 14 June, 2013 Will the pages still open? Do you have a wallpaper scraper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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