scotty Posted 9 June, 2013 Share Posted 9 June, 2013 I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 9 June, 2013 Share Posted 9 June, 2013 Ah, but think what she would look like without them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 I rest my case. Where was that pic taken? It looks familiar of a hotel lobby in Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 No, stripes dont make you look thinner, a health balanced diet and regular excercise routine does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 (edited) they can be sort of effective, i see a bird the other day from distance and i was boner from hourglass figure, but when i got closer turned out dress had these dark silhouette things on side of waist causing optical illusion disguising massive side-bulge overflow! She ain't ever gonna get away with it tho unless people is only ever seeing her from distance against dark background. It's like bald dudes in hats - sooner or later ur gonna have to take hat off bro! Edit: It was dress like this, but more fat Edited 11 June, 2013 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 Those chicken fillet breast things are effective for tricking you though. You don't find out about them till it's too late. I almost took this Japanese girl from a club to court under the trades descriptions act because of them. She's lucky Anne Robinson don't cover Tokyo or I would have worded a v strong letter (after boning her anyway of course - the japanese girl not Anne). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 yeah tokyos! I think girls should carry around photos of themselves naked that you can look at before deciding if you is interest! I also hate it on tube when birds is purposely sitting down cos they know it is v.difficult to properly judge how fat their arse is when they is still sitting on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 You have a tube in Birmingham or is that a euphemism for something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 (edited) no not really they don't let their trains go underground cos of all the mines or whatever. I am familiar with the concept tho! edit: have yo seen all the lock threads on main boards? Is there been a war or something! Edited 11 June, 2013 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 I had this idea for an invention before, where birds have like a Quasar Lazer type thing round their necks with a lights on the front. If there were single they would have a small green light on it, it not single red, if thinking about cheating - yellow or something. Anyway, if you fancied the girl, you would let of signal that is picked up by her quasar computer thing. If she was up for it, it would flash green and you could strut overthere and pull out your moves without the risk of embarrassing failures in front of your mates. I never got the funding needed then benderapp came along with more or less the same idea only for gays - they made millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 edit: have yo seen all the lock threads on main boards? Is there been a war or something! Yeah, think cause it's the end of the season and they have mod reviews, Skintsaint has to get his quota up. Cause he usually does night shifts, he struggles to close many threads as by that time Charlet has already closed any of the good ones. He has an evaluation with Steve Grant tomorrow so just quickly locked any random 10 threads and banned a load of posters no one would notice was missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 11 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 11 June, 2013 Where was that pic taken? It looks familiar of a hotel lobby in Mexico Right here in Southampton, the main piazza of the Royal Princess the day before her maiden voyage. I was working on board over the weekend, this was saturday. Beautiful ship, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 I had this idea for an invention before, where birds have like a Quasar Lazer type thing round their necks with a lights on the front. If there were single they would have a small green light on it, it not single red, if thinking about cheating - yellow or something. Anyway, if you fancied the girl, you would let of signal that is picked up by her quasar computer thing. If she was up for it, it would flash green and you could strut overthere and pull out your moves without the risk of embarrassing failures in front of your mates. I never got the funding needed then benderapp came along with more or less the same idea only for gays - they made millions. i think would be better with tranquilize darts than with quasers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 Very rapey bear + 1 reputation points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 These are the chicken fillets I was talking about. I think they should be made illegal like land mines. Where is princess Diana when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 11 June, 2013 Author Share Posted 11 June, 2013 I had this idea for an invention before, where birds have like a Quasar Lazer type thing round their necks with a lights on the front. If there were single they would have a small green light on it, it not single red, if thinking about cheating - yellow or something. Anyway, if you fancied the girl, you would let of signal that is picked up by her quasar computer thing. If she was up for it, it would flash green and you could strut overthere and pull out your moves without the risk of embarrassing failures in front of your mates. I never got the funding needed then benderapp came along with more or less the same idea only for gays - they made millions. Been done, more or less. http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG9650631/Nicole-Scherzinger-lights-up-4G-launch-in-Twitter-dress.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100% Saint Posted 11 June, 2013 Share Posted 11 June, 2013 How many people on here have used the poundit smiley thingey? Bearsy I bet you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raynesparksaint Posted 16 June, 2013 Share Posted 16 June, 2013 I had this idea for an invention before, where birds have like a Quasar Lazer type thing round their necks with a lights on the front. If there were single they would have a small green light on it, it not single red, if thinking about cheating - yellow or something. Anyway, if you fancied the girl, you would let of signal that is picked up by her quasar computer thing. If she was up for it, it would flash green and you could strut overthere and pull out your moves without the risk of embarrassing failures in front of your mates. I never got the funding needed then benderapp came along with more or less the same idea only for gays - they made millions. Or it would flash brown if she.... actually better check the rules before I finish that sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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