Stag challenges

[Tokyo-Saint]

Going on a stag do to Amsterdam this Friday and it is traditional with us for the stag to do 10 challenges. We have done a fair few of there trips so need some fresh ideas.

 

So far I have:

 

Jump in the canal

Get a 'stag' tatoo or similar

Get rejected by a prostitute by asking for something just too perverted for her

Busk in dam square using whatever talent you have until you get 5 euros

 

 

Need some more. I will try and get photos of anything we use and up load them here.

 

Cheers!

[sussexsaint]

Be lovely to as many people as possible and make the world a tiny bit nicer

[Tokyo-Saint]

Minus 1 rep points.

[Tokyo-Saint]

See I failed already. Too hard, next!

[Turkish]

Don't forget the hilarious comedy t-shirts with 'Amsterdam 2013 xxxxx stag' and your nicknames on the back, like '****ger' 'chubby' 'slitty eyes' etc. don't forget to dress the stag up In a hilarious costume, The mankini seems to be both as popular as it is original and hilarious at the moment. You must also find the cheapest, *****st bar you can find, the Dutch Wetherspoons if you will, that does nothing but LAGER and fill it by 11am in the morning, with the 'characters' in your group all being very loud and hilarious.

[Hatch]

Steal a taxi.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Don't worry Turks, that's exactly what we have planned. The stag is far more into fashion than even you and there are some members of B list bands attending.

 

The cheesy stag do is exactly what he will hate and it is exactly what he is going to get. I draw the line at t-shirts for me though, it's not my ****ing stag do. We won't sink as far as wrestling at Doncaster station though, that's for ****ed salesmen.

 

You might like it actually. As he owns a fashion company, we have a nice baggy suit for him to travel in, a Burberry tie and some Sean John cuff links. He wouldn't care about a mankini or whatever as it is obviously a costume. Dressing like a phones 4 U salesman will hurt his soul though. Even got some crocs for the Saturday.

[Glasgow_Saint]

Don't forget the hilarious comedy t-shirts with 'Amsterdam 2013 xxxxx stag' and your nicknames on the back, like '****ger' 'chubby' 'slitty eyes' etc. don't forget to dress the stag up In a hilarious costume, The mankini seems to be both as popular as it is original and hilarious at the moment. You must also find the cheapest, *****st bar you can find, the Dutch Wetherspoons if you will, that does nothing but LAGER and fill it by 11am in the morning, with the 'characters' in your group all being very loud and hilarious.

 

[Smirking_Saint]

Always found the smurf quite funny tbh

[Bwanamakubwa]

If he jumps in the canal make sure you wash him off afterwards. It burns.

 

Each member of the stag party can once during the weekend call "dying ant" at which point the stag has to get onto his back and wave his arms and legs around. This is one I have seen used in the past.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I like that ^

 

Went to one in aiya nappa last sept, had a rule that whenever they played LMFAO the stag had to get up on a table and dance like one of the teeny ****s there. Weren't bothered about the free sickly shots or whatever, so swapped that with the whore outside, so every place we went into played it.

[Glasgow_Saint]

"Shark Attack" is also good fun - someone shouts "Shark attack" & everyone from stag party needs to get feet of the ground ASAP! Last one to comply faces a punishment (down a pint or something)

 

Good if shouted in high street as everyone sprints to jump on tables or hang off telephone boxes ect..........

 

The last person to comply also takes the right to shout the next "Shark attack" and can use as/when he feels appropriate

[Tokyo-Saint]

Thanks glesga but I think we are heading into Turkish territory there. It's a fine line. I would prefer stuff he has to do alone, looking strange. The canal jump is just cause it is going to be sunny and about 25 degrees there this weekend and we have hired a boat, plus he already has a lot of tattoos so one more of those won't hurt.

 

Turks, what did you do on yours? Just you sour mash, Charming and Jackanory having a quiet pint (cider for sour mash), talking about great crav manga sessions, fantastic headlocks of the past and clothes you wish you had money to buy?

 

Come on baldy, stop being so negative and give us an idea?

[Smirking_Saint]

Less of the baldy tokes.

 

Id make him talk to everyone in a Shteve Mclaren FC Twente Acshent including ordering drinksh etshc.

 

Other than that, original challenges, Ill have a think, where the **** is bear when you need him ?

[Big Bad Bob]

Feck me when I had my stag do I went to Bideford for an afternoon's Paint Balling and then spent the evening showing the Bideford residents how to live it large.

 

I'm glad all of my mates are now married, couldn't afford this new fangled going abroad thing for Stag dos.

 

Anyway, challenges (from http://www.ladometer.com/stag-do-2/stag-do-dares-challenges-list/ you've probably done all of these before) :-

 

1. Get your arm or T-shirt autographed by 10 sexy ladies.
   
2. Switch tops with a random girl in the bar for half an hour.
   
3. Wear your pants over your trousers, and shout I’m SUPERMAN when a trigger word is said.
   
4. Persuade a girl to give her you her bra and wear it.
   
5. Stand on top of a table and screech in a high voice, “I love my mummy!” Three times.
   
6. Attempt to get in a bar with your shoelaces tied together.
   
7. Do 15 press ups in the bar.
   
8. Attempt to order drinks in a foreign language.
   
9. Down a drink in one.
   
10. Kiss an ugly girl.
    
11. Kiss a sexy girl.
    
12. Kiss a MILF clearly over the age of 45.
    
13. Tell a girl your most secret sexual fantasy.
    
14. Go up to a group of girls and perform the “David Brent dance”. Star by opening with, “Evening ladies, I will be your entertainment for tonight. This show is free.”
    
15. Go into the Gents and stand next to another guy in the urinal, look them up and down and say, “Could you use a hand?!”
    
16. Down a girls drink, then offer to buy her a fresh one.
    
17. Sing, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”, Aerosmith to a girl at the bar with all your mates.
    
18. The Ron Burgundy. Go up to a girl and with a straight a face say, “Do you know who I am!? I’m kind of a big deal”.
    
19. Chat up line. Ask a girl her name. When she answers, reply; “Your name may not be Alice, but you certainly come from Wonderland”.
    
20. Put your finger through your fly and start a conversation with a girl and when she tells you her name, burp it back to her.
    
21. Get a photograph with a police woman signing your arm/ shirt.
    
22. Get a full frontal private dance from a stripper, funded by your mates.
    

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cheers Bob, like some of those. Have done a few of them before, RP saint did 7, 12 and 13 recently. I like 19 as he will hate it, and maybe something to do with the Dutch Police as they have always seemed alright. 22 is happening anyway, 20 Euros in La Vie en Proost, at those prices I am going to get a harem of hookers to attack him.

[Turkish]

Thanks glesga but I think we are heading into Turkish territory there. It's a fine line. I would prefer stuff he has to do alone, looking strange. The canal jump is just cause it is going to be sunny and about 25 degrees there this weekend and we have hired a boat, plus he already has a lot of tattoos so one more of those won't hurt.

 

Turks, what did you do on yours? Just you sour mash, Charming and Jackanory having a quiet pint (cider for sour mash), talking about great crav manga sessions, fantastic headlocks of the past and clothes you wish you had money to buy?

 

Come on baldy, stop being so negative and give us an idea?

 

I spent all day in Weatherspoons drinking LAGER wearing a t-shirt with my nickname 'chops' on it, my two fat mates acted loudly and hilariously, well they are 'characters' and they dressed me up as Ali G, which was the as hilarious and original mankini of the early00s. Was a great and memorable day

 

 

I'm actually off on a stag do next month with several posters from here.

[Tokyo-Saint]

The 3 I mentioned?

[Big Bad Bob]

Cheers Bob, like some of those. Have done a few of them before, RP saint did 7, 12 and 13 recently. I like 19 as he will hate it, and maybe something to do with the Dutch Police as they have always seemed alright. 22 is happening anyway, 20 Euros in La Vie en Proost, at those prices I am going to get a harem of hookers to attack him.

 

You should get him to do 20 whilst asking a Policewoman directions to somewhere...

[This Charming Man]

The 3 I mentioned?

 

Only two. I'll be in a Shanghai Brothel that night having my own stag do by myself.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Probably for the best CM, Turks will want to wrestle again after 2 peronis.

[CB Saint]

Throw in the usual drinking rules

 

left handed drinking or two handed drinking otherwise down whatever is in your hand.

 

Watched a mate have to down a jug of Pimms because he took a cheeky sip whilst passing it over.

[Smirking_Saint]

Throw in the usual drinking rules

 

left handed drinking or two handed drinking otherwise down whatever is in your hand.

 

Watched a mate have to down a jug of Pimms because he took a cheeky sip whilst passing it over.

 

We played this, remember my mate getting excited as another of us got caught with his glass of wine in his right hand, well, he was excited until said mate asked him to hold the bottle for him.... Right hand.... Idiot

 

That said, dunno what he was doing drinking red bloody wine in the first place

[Bearsy]

vvank off tramp

[Big Bad Bob]

vvank off tramp

 

I've just thrown up in my mouth a little, and reported this post..

 

Mind you I guess tramps can be female too...

[Bearsy]

oh that weren't a suggestion for challenge! It was just example of the things tokyos ordinarily does in amsterdam so we know where bar is set or whatever! I am bit business right now but i will come back with some more appropriate suggestions asap!

[This Charming Man]

Probably for the best CM, Turks will want to wrestle again after 2 peronis.

 

Wouldn't want to have to give him another shoeing.

[benjii]

I need to arrange a stag for late Oct/early Nov.

 

Any suggestions for good venues apart from the obvious?

[Turkish]

Wouldn't want to have to give him another shoeing.

 

You and your pathetic little crew melted quicker than an ice cube on a sun bed you mug

[Tokyo-Saint]

Anyone else get a semi when Turks and charming flirt like this?

 

No? Me neither.

[Crab Lungs]

Don't forget the hilarious comedy t-shirts with 'Amsterdam 2013 xxxxx stag' and your nicknames on the back, like '****ger' 'chubby' 'slitty eyes' etc. don't forget to dress the stag up In a hilarious costume, The mankini seems to be both as popular as it is original and hilarious at the moment. You must also find the cheapest, *****st bar you can find, the Dutch Wetherspoons if you will, that does nothing but LAGER and fill it by 11am in the morning, with the 'characters' in your group all being very loud and hilarious.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Why's no one asked why Turks is called chops?

 

Turks, why you called chops?

[Turkish]

Why's no one asked why Turks is called chops?

 

Turks, why you called chops?

 

Because my favourite Krav move is a chop to the Adam's apple.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Is it like a judo chop?

[SNSUN]

That all makes my stag do sound rather tame. None of my mates wanted to do anything to me (too much ****ing respect I reckon) so in the end I got bored and chucked myself in a fountain. I need new mates.

 

Ooh one challenge for you Tokee-ho is to get your mate to get a girls knickers off her, the fatter the bird the better, then when he finally finds a willing subject, get him to sniff the knickers and tell her that she has a yeast infection. Then proceed to throw the pants at a DJ/barman. That could be lolage. (and is probably nearly impossible, but try it anyway.)

[Tokyo-Saint]

It's on the list snsun. I like the yeast infection bit.

[Grey Crab]

Haha! You and your mates sound like a great bunch of funny lads! These challenges are brilliant! Haha!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Thanks gay crab, it means a lot coming from you.

[Batman]

do the golf course challenge

[Tokyo-Saint]

Please explain Bret?

[Batman]

intend to go around 18 bars (will never make) or 9 if you are hanging.

 

drink in every pub. and have rules with penalties thrown in.

the best man calls certain bars of his choosing a 'water trap' where a round of shots must be drunk with existing pint (or what ever)

can even play 'spoof' to decide who buys the round of shots.....

 

He could call 'hole in one' at any time, which means to down your drinks in one

he will also call 'bunker' in another pub where NO ONE is allowed to go to the toilet. again, failure results in a penalty, later on this is impossible.

 

 

 

seen someone stand there and pish themselves to prove a point of NOT going to the loo for any reason

Edited 6 June, 2013 by Batman

[The9]

I went on a stag do to Amsterdam in 2005. Get everyone else in the party to wear welsh rugby shirts. The silly f'ckers did by choice on that one.

 

I can't help but think that "suitcase full of porn" would be a fun thing for him to bring back into the country, even if no-one's going to check it. Plus they have loads and loads of cheap porn so it doesn't even have to be expensive.

 

City is actually quite nice, the airport's a bit of a Schipol though.

[This Charming Man]

intend to go around 18 bars (will never make) or 9 if you are hanging.

 

drink in every pub. and have rules with penalties thrown in.

the best man calls certain bars of his choosing a 'water trap' where a round of shots must be drunk with existing pint (or what ever)

can even play 'spoof' to decide who buys the round of shots.....

 

He could call 'hole in one' at any time, which means to down your drinks in one

he will also call 'bunker' in another pub where NO ONE is allowed to go to the toilet. again, failure results in a penalty, later on this is impossible.

 

 

 

seen someone stand there and pish themselves to prove a point of NOT going to the loo for any reason

 

I've done pub golf a few times and out of the 20 or so that do it, not one person has ever failed to make it round. The first time we did it, we did 19 pubs by accident.

[SO16_Saint]

Get hold of the stags suitcase for the weekend prior to leaving and replace all of his normal clothes with stuff bought from second hand shops, etc etc - speedos, old mans trousers/shirts, blouses etc - you get the drift

[raynesparksaint]

Each member of the stag party can once during the weekend call "dying ant" at which point the stag has to get onto his back and wave his arms and legs around. This is one I have seen used in the past.

 

Bravo to this suggestion, combined with Tokyo's sense of comedy timing it made the weekend. We were only meant to get one each but the stag got confused so Tokyo had about 7 in the end

[Bearsy]

oh hi raynespark! I didn't understand ur post at first, till i realised you quoted wrong suggestion it should of been this one i think!

 

vvank off tramp

[Tokyo-Saint]

RP is over the moon bear. You are the first person that has ever replied to him on here.

[LGTL]

There's 33 of us off on one tomorrow.

 

Wonder where we'll get in...

[Batman]

I've done pub golf a few times and out of the 20 or so that do it, not one person has ever failed to make it round. The first time we did it, we did 19 pubs by accident.

depends on many things. How drunk you are before starting, how much you drink. and various other things

[pap]

Not really a challenge but we did do a stag do in Liverpool where we'll dressed as superheroes. It was excellent. We started early in the day when everybody was shopping. Everyone had a smile on their face when they saw us, apart from a group of snarlers in Slaters.

 

We all had our own superhero catchphrase which we unleashed on the young ladies. I'm not sure whether Thor ever shouted "show us your carpet" on a busy shopping street in the Marvel comic, or in the Norse mythology, but he certainly did that day.