Premier League 2013-14: what won't happen next season

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10086273/Premier-League-2013-14-what-wont-happen-next-season.html

 

Pulis for Barcelona, Di Canio at The Hague and tributes pour on for Nolan's budgie - as predicted by Telegraph Sport.

 

The Di canio and redknapp stories sound pretty realistic.

[pingwing]

History is made at White Hart Lane when Tottenham and West Ham play out the first Premier League game in which every single minute of the match is marked by commemorative applause. The latest memorial is to Goldilocks, Kevin Nolan’s late pet budgie, who died at the age of just 89 days. Both sets of fans impeccably observe a minute’s applause during the 89th minute. But West Ham manager Sam Allardyce angrily condemns a minority of Tottenham “idiots” who ruin the tribute by cheering their side’s late winner. “It makes you wonder about our society,” he says.

 

got a feeling that might actually happen...

[Barry Sanchez]

Ramirez lasts a full game.

Danny Fox has a good game.

The atmosphere's a rockin at St Marys.

[Barry Sanchez]

You post something that doesn't result in across the board facepalms.

 

Across the board facepalms? Awesome when does that open?

[Smirking_Saint]

Dune stops trolling ?

Alps predicts a win ?

Pap takes a human disaster at face value

[FloridaMarlin]

Meanwhile, in other news.

 

In the 'more from the Telegraph' list below the football story, a far more important issue.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10094693/Michael-Douglas-oral-sex-caused-my-throat-cancer.html

 

Doesn't say much for C Z-J's mucky b*x.

 

Where's The Bear when you need him to comment on this?

[Barry Sanchez]

Dune stops trolling ?

Alps predicts a win ?

Pap takes a human disaster at face value

 

Smirking Saint stops using Bobby Davro as a comedy influence........................

[Ludwig]

Smirking Saint stops using Bobby Davro as a comedy influence........................

 

Barry reacts to a post about Dune as if he is Dune. How strange.

[SNSUN]

Ramirez lasts a full game.

He will, but it will be for Fiorentina in Serie A.

Danny Fox has a good game.

He will, but it will be for League One MK Dons.

The atmosphere's a rockin at St Marys.

It will, but only because during the game against Cardiff, it's announced that Pompey have folded.