Dog Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 The best one by a mile was sang by Saints fans away to Chelsea on a wednesday night, 'If you tolerate Rix, then your children could be next'. :smt042
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 At the Dell to Bradford(I think) "You'll never see our new ground"
Jillyanne Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 At the Dell to Bradford(I think) "You'll never see our new ground" Twas Brighton I think, last game at The Dell.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Twas Brighton I think, last game at The Dell. Before that, was toward the end of the season, the season before we moved and Bradford(I think) were close to relegation
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Twas Brighton I think, last game at The Dell. I was there too (although sat in the Brighton fans section as was with Mickey Adams' (then manager) daughter) Got a meet and greet after in the players lounge with a free bar , although I was driving Was funny watching all the people out the window, hoaring everything from the ground which wasnt concreted down. Saw someone with the Yorkie advertising board and someone with the old hanging toilet signs!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Was also when we were signing "we've got two grounds, we've got two grounds"
Denzil Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Before that, was toward the end of the season, the season before we moved and Bradford(I think) were close to relegation Think it was Wimbledon...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Think it was Wimbledon... Never heard that sung at a tennis match
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Saw someone with the Yorkie advertising board and someone with the old hanging toilet signs! That was me and S13. No s**t.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 That was me and S13. No s**t. I propper lol'd when I saw it! Do you still have it?
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I propper lol'd when I saw it! Do you still have it? Yeah in teh garage. Got a few funny looks as we took it home on the train
Marsdinho Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Posh spice is a slapper Her knickers smell of cod and when she's ****ging beckham she thinks of ormerod... Quality song
ozzmeister Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I always quite enjoyed the 'SIT DOWN PINNOCHIO' at Phil Thompson when we beat Liverpool at St Marys.
Marsdinho Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I always quite enjoyed the 'SIT DOWN PINNOCHIO' at Phil Thompson when we beat Liverpool at St Marys. That was the same game that Jahn arne Rise scored the OG. He had scored a 25yrd cracker the week before and the liverpool fans were sining that "john arne rise, oo aah, I wanna know how you scored that goal" Once the OG went in the, the liverpool fans stopped singing it and the saints fans started.... Quite funny
Marsdinho Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I used to like it when opposition fans would sing "you'll never play for england" to Le Tiss To which the saints fans would reply "he'll never play for (whatever team we were playing" That would always shut them up. Touche
Appy Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Shall we sing a song for you? Why would we sing one of the other team's songs?
mack rill Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 When the whole ground were singing and clapping Amarillo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet:grin:
Thedelldays Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 When the whole ground were singing and clapping Amarillo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet:grin: and when SMS was singing arry and jim when we knocked you out of the cup (i reserve the right to hate that song but knew it wound the skates up loads)
CabbageFace Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 "does your boyfriend know your here" to Brighton Fans
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 The doll queue one for Scoucers always made me lol
mack rill Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 and when SMS was singing arry and jim when we knocked you out of the cup (i reserve the right to hate that song but knew it wound the skates up loads) 15....All
West End Saint Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 15....All The wheels on your house go round and round Where's your caravan where's your caravan and have you ever had a **** to your retard with the bell all made me chuckle
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 The 'Pompey' family / Adams Family song
West End Saint Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 "does your boyfriend know your here" to Brighton Fans We can see you holding hands at the same game Team full of stewards to sheff untd and plymouth due to there flouresent orange kit Down for the weather to any northern monkeys Harry redknaps got a twitch is a particularly good one
stevegrant Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 When we played Newcastle at the height of the petrol strike and beat them comfortably... "What a waste of petrol!"
70's Mike Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 has to be the first time "wheres your caravan " echoed around SMS
saint_stevo Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 "You coulda come in a taxi" Never really understood, happens to me most weekends
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 "EASY EASY EASY" when 3-0 up against Leeds United
alehouseboys Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Funny chant? ...gotta be when we played Man U, think it was something like 4th Jan 2009 "ere to see United, yer only 'ere to see United..." all those Saints fans singing it to all those...er...Saints fans... Personal fave (as mentioned above) " The wheels on yer house go round-and-round..."
warsash saint Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 'You should be washing up' To Wendy Toms (?) the woman linesperson
rocknrollman no2 Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 When we were at Millwall a few seasons back and there was a rather large "lady" in the home fans end dressed in a pink tracksuit....."One Vicky Pollard,theres only one Vicky Pollard". Quality.
Baj Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 At Arsenal v Saints reserves, to a particularly mouthy set of pre-pubescent gooners... "you're supposed to be in bed"
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 "We're having a party when Redknapp dies, we're having a party when Redknapp dies..." "Jelly and Icecream when Redknapp dies, Jelly and Icecream when Redknapp dies..." "Pass the Parcel when Redknapp dies, Pass the Parcel when Redknapp dies..." Sang many a time in Block 1 last season
Kadeem Hardison Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Speaking of football chants, has anyone got any funny ones?
Junction 9 Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 "You coulda come in a taxi" Never really understood, happens to me most weekends Can't you wait till you get home?
jawillwill Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I was at Swansea v Cardiff at the weekend and I thought just about every variation of "swim away" was pretty funny. Also "We've got Roberto, you've got a peado" aimed at Davey Jones. Silly Swans fans.
saint_stevo Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Can't you wait till you get home? not if i am being attacked
J Bizzle Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 harry redknapps got a twitch Died in the car crash, he should have died in the car crash Jamie Turner one The we're having a party when redknapp dies one Get your tits out for the lads away at luton a couple of years back, the bird wasn't seen for the rest of the game.
West End Saint Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 Ding Dong Ding Dong where's you're bell gone to the skate retard that had his bell confiscated at SMS Singing the Wolves ring of fire all game when we won 6 nil was happy days
Dog Posted 4 December, 2008 Author Posted 4 December, 2008 harry redknapps got a twitch Died in the car crash, he should have died in the car crash Jamie Turner one The we're having a party when redknapp dies one Get your tits out for the lads away at luton a couple of years back, the bird wasn't seen for the rest of the game. Can't remember that one??
Thedelldays Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 When we were at Millwall a few seasons back and there was a rather large "lady" in the home fans end dressed in a pink tracksuit....."One Vicky Pollard,theres only one Vicky Pollard". Quality. i was at that game......the vicky pollard group were down to the right... funny
Iowsaintsfan Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 The Matt Taylor one was always quite funny Not Saints releated but the spurs fans singing about Adebayor and United of Manchester singing we paid for your hats to old bill (both on Yoo Toobe)
Iowsaintsfan Posted 4 December, 2008 Posted 4 December, 2008 "You coulda come in a taxi" Not used enough now!
hamster Posted 5 December, 2008 Posted 5 December, 2008 Away in a manger, no crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey .
Dog Posted 5 December, 2008 Author Posted 5 December, 2008 Pompey singing, 'were al goin on a europeen tore'. sang in a plastic ****ney accent.
Benj540 Posted 5 December, 2008 Posted 5 December, 2008 Manchester United fans singing to Park; Park, Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your country, Could be worse, Could be scouse, Eating rats in the council house...
hamster Posted 5 December, 2008 Posted 5 December, 2008 Manchester United fans singing to Park; Park, Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your country, Could be worse, Could be scouse, Eating rats in the council house... To the tune of 'Liverpool Lou' In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You look in a dustbin for something to eat You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat In your Liverpool slums
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