Spudders Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I don't know why professional footballers rely on taxis so much, maybe they like the combined smell of Dettol & magic tree air fresheners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Maybe it's you? I saw him in the same place, I asked him to give me a wave & he did! You're trying to tell me that you saw him in the same place I did? Unlikely, you bullsh*tting c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 You're trying to tell me that you saw him in the same place I did? Unlikely, you bullsh*tting c*nt. Screw you you abusive bell end, why do you find it so hard to believe that I also saw Kelvin Davis on a football pitch in the St Mary's area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Screw you you abusive bell end, why do you find it so hard to believe that I also saw Kelvin Davis on a football pitch in the St Mary's area? Did I forget the smiley thing? Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I don't know why professional footballers rely on taxis so much, maybe they like the combined smell of Dettol & magic tree air fresheners? Going to the airport, why not take a taxi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Did I forget the smiley thing? Sorry. Well yeah you did. BUT the bigger issue is that I failed to read your post correctly and thus thought you had missed my joke, whereas I actually missed yours which I'd have got if I'd read it properly, even without the smilie! I'll give myself -1 reputations point for being a retarded chimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Bromance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Well yeah you did. BUT the bigger issue is that I failed to read your post correctly and thus thought you had missed my joke, whereas I actually missed yours which I'd have got if I'd read it properly, even without the smilie! I'll give myself -1 reputations point for being a retarded chimp Spudders in "making almost as big a tw*t of himself as Milts" shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I'm sureKD will be delighted that the taxi driver and Saints forum have publicised that nobody is home!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I'm sureKD will be delighted that the taxi driver and Saints forum have publicised that nobody is home!!! I'm sure it's not occurred to him to have any kind of security or housesitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I'm sureKD will be delighted that the taxi driver and Saints forum have publicised that nobody is home!!! Agree, should be looking for new taxi firm for future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I'm sure it's not occurred to him to have any kind of security or housesitter.that doesn't matter, we don't know whether he has or has not,it is information that would have been better kept secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 (edited) that doesn't matter, we don't know whether he has or has not,it is information that would have been better kept secret. In the interests of making Miltonroader07 look like the massive bullsh11tter that he clearly is, it was entirely necessary. Essruu didn't say when he went or when he'd be back, just that it was impossible that someone could have been talking to him in Sainsbury's. Plus in order to do anything about it, the person would have to know where he lived already, and be prepared to break in. In addition, I'm pretty sure that anyone wanting to burgle his house would have a fairly uncomplicated 4 hour period every other Saturday between August and May, which makes this information entirely useless. Edited 27 May, 2013 by The9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 In the interests of making Miltonroader07 look like the massive bullsh11tter that he clearly is it as entirely necessary. Essruu didn't say when he went or when he'd be back, just that it was impossible that someone could have been talking to him in Sainsbury's. Plus in order to do anything about it, the person would have to know where he lived already, and be prepared to break in. In addition, I'm pretty sure that anyone wanting to burgle his house would have a fairly uncomplicated 4 hour period every other Saturday between August and May, which makes this information entirely useless. We'll know when KD gets back! I bet Essruu is bricking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 In the interests of making Miltonroader07 look like the massive bullsh11tter that he clearly is it as entirely necessary. Essruu didn't say when he went or when he'd be back, just that it was impossible that someone could have been talking to him in Sainsbury's. Plus in order to do anything about it, the person would have to know where he lived already, and be prepared to break in. In addition, I'm pretty sure that anyone wanting to burgle his house would have a fairly uncomplicated 4 hour period every other Saturday between August and May, which makes this information entirely useless.perhaps that is the case,but I'm sure KD would rather this info is held to Essrus chest, rather than being used to discredit a member of an Internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I just bumped into Kelvin in his house. Thanks for nothing, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I just bumped into Kelvin in his house. Thanks for nothing, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I just bumped into Kelvin in his house. Thanks for nothing, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 perhaps that is the case,but I'm sure KD would rather this info is held to Essrus chest, rather than being used to discredit a member of an Internet forum. Do you not think that many professional footballers (not just Kelvin), who only gets a six week window per year in which to take a family holiday, are likely to be away from their homes and on holiday right now? I do keep things close to my chest regarding the Saints players and their families that I regularly drive; I haven't said which other players I've taken to airports since last Sunday; it wasn't me who said Kelvin lived in Chandlers ford two doors away from me; it wasn't me who posted full details of the house and location of Morgan's potential new house etc. Check back through my history regarding player matters, if you like - you won't find any specifics that either have not been previously made public on here or isn't commonly known. I respect all of my customers' privacy, not just players and their families. I find what you are trying to imply rather offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwsaint Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Deary me. Some people cannot live without saints web can they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 Not sure about Kelvin, but MR07 appears to have taken a vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100% Saint Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I met Kelvin Davis and as it was raining he said and I quote "I need to buy an umbrella." Also I quote that Artur Boruc said "Hi." BEST EVER DAY OF MY LIFE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 26 May, 2013 Share Posted 26 May, 2013 I'm sureKD will be delighted that the taxi driver and Saints forum have publicised that nobody is home!!! he only did it to get back at KD as he said Apple are sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 27 May, 2013 Share Posted 27 May, 2013 Not sure about Kelvin, but MR07 appears to have taken a vacation. He'll be back tomorrow from his "Learn to photoshop in 24 hours" course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 27 May, 2013 Share Posted 27 May, 2013 Do you not think that many professional footballers (not just Kelvin), who only gets a six week window per year in which to take a family holiday, are likely to be away from their homes and on holiday right now? I do keep things close to my chest regarding the Saints players and their families that I regularly drive; I haven't said which other players I've taken to airports since last Sunday; it wasn't me who said Kelvin lived in Chandlers ford two doors away from me; it wasn't me who posted full details of the house and location of Morgan's potential new house etc. Check back through my history regarding player matters, if you like - you won't find any specifics that either have not been previously made public on here or isn't commonly known. I respect all of my customers' privacy, not just players and their families. I find what you are trying to imply rather offensive. I can't see that my pointing out that being indiscreet may be a problem or offensive. Your information may be to the innocent party in all of this. I understand your enthusiasm to out MR07 but perhaps it was not thought out properly. I'm am sure it was done very innocently, the other info would not of course been put on had the original declaration made public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 27 May, 2013 Share Posted 27 May, 2013 It amazes me which threads get locked. And which don't..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 28 May, 2013 Share Posted 28 May, 2013 You wouldn't be much of a burglar if you had to rely on a football forum to work out a player has gone on holiday after the season has ended. Every ficking interview about this time of year involves someone saying they're going away for a well earned break. What do people think Mr Burgler reads this and thinks " fancy that, kelvins gone away". Ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 28 May, 2013 Share Posted 28 May, 2013 No idea about burglary opportunities or whatnot but a taxi driver telling the world how and where he is taking high profile clients isn't respecting any sort of privacy at all is it? Any one of my drivers found blabbing about certain clients whereabouts would be instantly struck off, naturally. Just pointing it out. But KD isn't my client and Essruu isn't my driver so ho-hum. Made for a slightly amusing thread. Slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 28 May, 2013 Share Posted 28 May, 2013 It amazes me which threads get locked. And which don't..... This has been comedy gold, hence whilst we let it run. Given that MR07 hasn't been able to get the photos, will park this topic until he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 28 May, 2013 Share Posted 28 May, 2013 This has been comedy gold, hence whilst we let it run. Given that MR07 hasn't been able to get the photos, will park this topic until he does. Considering he's been banned for sending PM threats to other users, I think you might be waiting a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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