dubai_phil Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 OK now I know that many on here have been having issues with their women folk of late, but SURELY it cannot be as bad as the media makes out? Guernsey eh? hmmm cross that off the list for holiday weekends http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3543414/Man-jailed-for-having-sex-with-a-horse.html Man jailed for having sex with a horse A man has been jailed for three years after being caught having sex with a horse. ......He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse." Le Gallais said his second attack came after he ate in a restaurant and drank a few glasses of red wine before visiting a bar. He had intended to go home but ended up at the stable where he 'played around' with the horse. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 TBF they are half French, sick f*ckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 'tis a good idea actually. Any hole's a goal, right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 In his defence he said it was merely horse play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 In his defence he said it was merely horse play. Did he feel a bit of a foal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Did he feel a bit of a foal? Ney, he didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Sounds like the bloke and the horse had quite a stable relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Whats the mane point to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Whats the mane point to this. Oh stop trying to stirrop things Jilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I find it rather saddle everyone does on here is think of puns to go with the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I find it rather saddle everyone does on here is think of puns to go with the subject. I cant make head nor tails of most of them though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Maybe he was feeling abit horsey Trott on, I think you will find the expression is 'was feeling a bit horse' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Sounds like he's having a bit of a 'mare.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I get all this grief about the horse, and yet when I tampered with the goat, nobody bat an eyelid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Stephen Milligan had a severe sexual hang-up, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I get all this grief about the horse, and yet when I tampered with the goat, nobody bat an eyelid. Were you kid-ding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Guernsey folk are referred to as Donkeys anyway. Wanting to pump a horse is not unusual behaviour over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 The horse obviously let him though. That is eriskay attitude to have towards sex imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Were you kid-ding? Neigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Perhaps he got confused when hearing about a donkey punch, and instead did a suffolk punch?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure. Poor man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure. Poor man. Thanks for that Calvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Thanks for that Calvin. A lot of evidence is in the article itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure. Poor man. On that basis, you'd better keep a close 'horse watch' on Master Bates then Calvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Stephen Milligan had a severe sexual hang-up, I believe. I appreciate that,even if nobody else does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I appreciate that,even if nobody else does. He liked fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure. Poor man. Maybe hes just a feckin BIG boy,,,and no young filly will get near him:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I once saw a programme about a lady who was having sex with a horse. She said it was because the horse enjoyed it. She said it used to rub up against her, get an erection and then she would position herself and put the horse inside her (that's the best way I can think of describing it). It was absolutely disgusing. Worse still they did an interview with her boyfriend who said he was ok with it because he realised the horse was 'larger' than him and he knew that therefore the horse could fill his girlfriend up more and pleasure her more as a result. I'm unsure if it was a fake programme or not. It was equally disgusting if it was real or fake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I once saw a programme about a lady who was having sex with a horse. She said it was because the horse enjoyed it. She said it used to rub up against her, get an erection and then she would position herself and put the horse inside her (that's the best way I can think of describing it). It was absolutely disgusing. Worse still they did an interview with her boyfriend who said he was ok with it because he realised the horse was 'larger' than him and he knew that therefore the horse could fill his girlfriend up more and pleasure her more as a result. I'm unsure if it was a fake programme or not. It was equally disgusting if it was real or fake! Animal Farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Never watched that. I think it was on late at night/ very early morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Oh come on, we've all done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Oh come on, we've all done it. Watched tv late at night or had sex with a horse? I've done only one of those things and I shall allow you to guess which one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt SFC Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Ewww he bummed a horse, what a gayboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Watched tv late at night or had sex with a horse? I've done only one of those things and I shall allow you to guess which one. My guess is sex with a horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 have done worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 I once saw a programme about a lady who was having sex with a horse. She said it was because the horse enjoyed it. She said it used to rub up against her, get an erection and then she would position herself and put the horse inside her (that's the best way I can think of describing it). It was absolutely disgusing. Worse still they did an interview with her boyfriend who said he was ok with it because he realised the horse was 'larger' than him and he knew that therefore the horse could fill his girlfriend up more and pleasure her more as a result. I'm unsure if it was a fake programme or not. It was equally disgusting if it was real or fake! Thing is she never realised it was really me in a pantomime horses outfit. It was ages until she found out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Sounds like he's having a bit of a 'mare.... Don't you just hate it when you think of a joke and someone's already done it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Don't you just hate it when you think of a joke and someone's already done it! It was a very straight forward joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 3 December, 2008 Share Posted 3 December, 2008 Aaah battered!!!!11!! You got merked by calvin!!1 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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