Sexual Hang Ups?

[dubai_phil]

OK now I know that many on here have been having issues with their women folk of late, but SURELY it cannot be as bad as the media makes out?

 

Guernsey eh? hmmm cross that off the list for holiday weekends

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3543414/Man-jailed-for-having-sex-with-a-horse.html

 

Man jailed for having sex with a horse

 

A man has been jailed for three years after being caught having sex with a horse.

 

 

 

......He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."

Le Gallais said his second attack came after he ate in a restaurant and drank a few glasses of red wine before visiting a bar.

He had intended to go home but ended up at the stable where he 'played around' with the horse.

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[Crouchie's Lawyer]

TBF they are half French, sick f*ckers

[scott_saints]

'tis a good idea actually.

 

Any hole's a goal, right??

[JohnnyFartPants]

In his defence he said it was merely horse play.

[Pancake]

In his defence he said it was merely horse play.

 

Did he feel a bit of a foal?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Did he feel a bit of a foal?

 

Ney, he didnt

[scott_saints]

Sounds like the bloke and the horse had quite a stable relationship.

[Jillyanne]

Whats the mane point to this.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Whats the mane point to this.

 

Oh stop trying to stirrop things Jilly

[scott_saints]

I find it rather saddle everyone does on here is think of puns to go with the subject.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I find it rather saddle everyone does on here is think of puns to go with the subject.

 

I cant make head nor tails of most of them though

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Maybe he was feeling abit horsey

 

Trott on, I think you will find the expression is 'was feeling a bit horse'

[amsterdam]

Sounds like he's having a bit of a 'mare....

[SNSUN]

I get all this grief about the horse, and yet when I tampered with the goat, nobody bat an eyelid.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Stephen Milligan had a severe sexual hang-up, I believe.

[amsterdam]

I get all this grief about the horse, and yet when I tampered with the goat, nobody bat an eyelid.

 

Were you kid-ding?

[Dicko]

Guernsey folk are referred to as Donkeys anyway.

 

Wanting to pump a horse is not unusual behaviour over there

[scott_saints]

The horse obviously let him though. That is eriskay attitude to have towards sex imo.

[SNSUN]

Were you kid-ding?

 

Neigh.

[scott_saints]

Perhaps he got confused when hearing about a donkey punch, and instead did a suffolk punch??

[Calvin]

He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure.

 

Poor man.

[scott_saints]

He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure.

 

Poor man.

Thanks for that Calvin.

[Calvin]

Thanks for that Calvin.

 

A lot of evidence is in the article itself

[Essruu]

He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure.

 

Poor man.

 

On that basis, you'd better keep a close 'horse watch' on Master Bates then Calvin.

[Deppo]

Stephen Milligan had a severe sexual hang-up, I believe.

 

I appreciate that,even if nobody else does.

[Jillyanne]

I appreciate that,even if nobody else does.

 

He liked fruit.

[mack rill]

He is obviously really lonely and is yet to have sex with a human, so he takes it out on a horse for his own pleasure.

 

Poor man.

 

Maybe hes just a feckin BIG boy,,,and no young filly will get near him:cool:

[Pip87]

I once saw a programme about a lady who was having sex with a horse. She said it was because the horse enjoyed it. She said it used to rub up against her, get an erection and then she would position herself and put the horse inside her (that's the best way I can think of describing it). It was absolutely disgusing. Worse still they did an interview with her boyfriend who said he was ok with it because he realised the horse was 'larger' than him and he knew that therefore the horse could fill his girlfriend up more and pleasure her more as a result. I'm unsure if it was a fake programme or not. It was equally disgusting if it was real or fake!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I once saw a programme about a lady who was having sex with a horse. She said it was because the horse enjoyed it. She said it used to rub up against her, get an erection and then she would position herself and put the horse inside her (that's the best way I can think of describing it). It was absolutely disgusing. Worse still they did an interview with her boyfriend who said he was ok with it because he realised the horse was 'larger' than him and he knew that therefore the horse could fill his girlfriend up more and pleasure her more as a result. I'm unsure if it was a fake programme or not. It was equally disgusting if it was real or fake!

 

 

Animal Farm?

[Pip87]

Never watched that. I think it was on late at night/ very early morning

[Junction 9]

Oh come on, we've all done it.

[Pip87]

Oh come on, we've all done it.

 

Watched tv late at night or had sex with a horse? I've done only one of those things and I shall allow you to guess which one.

[Matt SFC]

Ewww he bummed a horse, what a gayboy

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Watched tv late at night or had sex with a horse? I've done only one of those things and I shall allow you to guess which one.

 

My guess is sex with a horse!

[saint_stevo]

have done worse

[rocknrollman no2]

I once saw a programme about a lady who was having sex with a horse. She said it was because the horse enjoyed it. She said it used to rub up against her, get an erection and then she would position herself and put the horse inside her (that's the best way I can think of describing it). It was absolutely disgusing. Worse still they did an interview with her boyfriend who said he was ok with it because he realised the horse was 'larger' than him and he knew that therefore the horse could fill his girlfriend up more and pleasure her more as a result. I'm unsure if it was a fake programme or not. It was equally disgusting if it was real or fake!

 

 

Thing is she never realised it was really me in a pantomime horses outfit.

It was ages until she found out!!

[SNSUN]

Sounds like he's having a bit of a 'mare....

 

Don't you just hate it when you think of a joke and someone's already done it!

[Calvin]

Don't you just hate it when you think of a joke and someone's already done it!

 

It was a very straight forward joke though.

[Robsk II]

Aaah battered!!!!11!! You got merked by calvin!!1

 

lol