Wurzel Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Here is a scenario: Drunk 1: rarrr, lairy, rarrr, nice tits Drunk 2: rarrr, lairy, rarrr, your old man only plays for fakkin' Saints, should find a real man luv Girlfriend of footballer: P*ss off you drunk morons, he's signing for Arsenal for £15m and is worth much more than you Yes. I can see how rumours like that start. So where did you bump into her to have this conversation?
tajjuk Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 hahaha saw this on not606 posted by Jose Fonte Baby - "For the record, I heard that we're after a big forward & winger, to be sponsored by a F1 team & have an Adidas kit." Needless to say everyone thought Ferrari as we wear red, funny how they missed Maurussia is also a red F1 team. Why would be sponsored by an F1 team? F1 cars themselves are completely covered in adverts. What are they selling? Glad someone has also noted that he's just signed a new contract which probably had a signing on fee or bonus amount and would also allow him to have a bigger mortgage. I would suspect he's just buying a bigger house.
Saint Paul C Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Why would be sponsored by an F1 team? F1 cars themselves are completely covered in adverts. What are they selling? Glad someone has also noted that he's just signed a new contract which probably had a signing on fee or bonus amount and would also allow him to have a bigger mortgage. I would suspect he's just buying a bigger house. McLaren = cars Ferrari = cars Red Bull = Drinks / marketing Lotus = cars Mercedes = cars Force India = lots of beer
Verbal Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 McLaren = cars Ferrari = cars Red Bull = Drinks / marketing Lotus = cars Mercedes = cars Force India = lots of beer Not forgetting Honda, who'll be powering McLarens again like the good old days. (Not that I believe this 'F1' rumour...)
dronskisaint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 i heard he had a problem with the french doors. :d:d
Marsdinho Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 You haven't reall thought this one through, if he PULLED OUT of the house he clearly did like it. Just saying like. Change of mind perhaps, it happens.
Raging Bull Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Change of mind perhaps, it happens. Aye, happened to us the other day, basta**s!
tajjuk Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 McLaren = cars Ferrari = cars Red Bull = Drinks / marketing Lotus = cars Mercedes = cars Force India = lots of beer LOL like Ferrari & McClaren need to advertise, there are huge waiting lists for their cars, probably the same with Lotus. I'm sure all the people out there that can afford a Ferrari need to be reminded about it whilst they are watching Saints. If we were sponsored by Red Bull then we would be sponsored by Red Bull, not the F1 team. Same for Mercedes and Honda. We aren't going to be sponsored by an F1 team.
Sheaf Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Author Posted 21 May, 2013 One slight development (and again, I am not claiming to be ITK about anything here)... Just speaking to a mutual friend who knows the vendor a lot better than I do, and it turns out that Morgan agreed to buy the place after he was given his new contract recently.
Secret Site Agent Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Yes. A large and expensive property in Bassett. I used to own a property in Bassett and had 5 buyers pull out before I finally sold it. And as far as I know, none of them were because they were moving out of the region. Most.....tenuous....link.....ever.
Wurzel Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Change of mind perhaps, it happens. Maybe the curtains clashed with the new kit
Glasgow_Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 One slight development (and again, I am not claiming to be ITK about anything here)... Just speaking to a mutual friend who knows the vendor a lot better than I do, and it turns out that Morgan agreed to buy the place after he was given his new contract recently. Getting the same info myself - your friend isnt from the Bassett area by chance?
chocco boxo Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Has John Terry bought that one in Belbins Romsey yet?
Sheaf Saint Posted 22 May, 2013 Author Posted 22 May, 2013 Getting the same info myself - your friend isnt from the Bassett area by chance? Yep... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40166831.html?premiumA=true
Sour Mash Posted 22 May, 2013 Posted 22 May, 2013 Yep... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40166831.html?premiumA=true Would have thought Schneiderlin could afford something a bit over £600k?
Sour Mash Posted 22 May, 2013 Posted 22 May, 2013 Really nice house though!! It's alright and decent for the price, but for the money I think he's on I would have thought he'd be spending double that.
Glasgow_Saint Posted 22 May, 2013 Posted 22 May, 2013 Yep... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40166831.html?premiumA=true Yep same guy.... Nice guy too, surprised by his comment tbh
Saint Garrett Posted 22 May, 2013 Posted 22 May, 2013 It's alright and decent for the price, but for the money I think he's on I would have thought he'd be spending double that. Maybe he doesn't want one. 4 bedrooms for him + missus....noone wants a house too big.
Raging Bull Posted 22 May, 2013 Posted 22 May, 2013 Has John Terry bought that one in Belbins Romsey yet? Last time I checked they wanted circa 10 mill for that...... The spec is bloody impressive though, its even got an escape tunnel that comes out a very long way from the house!!
suewhistle Posted 22 May, 2013 Posted 22 May, 2013 Would have thought Schneiderlin could afford something a bit over £600k? Yeah, but he strikes me as a bit sensible, and not in to English waste money flash and trying to impress. Whatever happens in his football career you know he won't be one of those running out of money. I'd be interested to know the car he drives: I'd guess decent but not bling.
Delboy Dave Posted 23 May, 2013 Posted 23 May, 2013 Yep... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40166831.html?premiumA=true Crap lawn
Torres Posted 23 May, 2013 Posted 23 May, 2013 Yep... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40166831.html?premiumA=true Is your mate some sort of div? Why does he need a sign above the oven to remind him to cook and sign above the bath to remind him to bath? Or did he put them up for the benefit of Morgan, who is still struggling with English?
LostBoys Posted 24 May, 2013 Posted 24 May, 2013 Last time I checked they wanted circa 10 mill for that...... The spec is bloody impressive though, its even got an escape tunnel that comes out a very long way from the house!! I live down the road and happened to drive by this morning - it is still empty apart from the security on the property
Raging Bull Posted 24 May, 2013 Posted 24 May, 2013 I live down the road and happened to drive by this morning - it is still empty apart from the security on the property Me too! The builder upped the spec and the price massively a few years back. Been finished and empty for a long time.
Saint_John Posted 24 May, 2013 Posted 24 May, 2013 Yep... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40166831.html?premiumA=true Has anybody considered it may be an issue with the Willis-Fleming Estate which runs north from Burgess Rd, through Bassett and Chilworth and includes parts of Swaythling. They have clauses in the deeds of ALL the properties in that area. The clauses say things like you cannot have a "Brewery" or "House of Worship" on the site etc. AND they also says the owner CANNOT "alter the appearance of the property" without their permission, i.e. cannot add a Porch or a Conservatory or Swimming Pool etc. When we sold our house in that area the purchaser's solicitor questioned the change of Front Door and asked us for a letter from the Fleming Estates giving permission. This was a shock to us because we changed one door for another on maintenance grounds (general up keep of the property). Our Solicitor passed this information back which the purchasers were happy with BUT she also said that the Fleming Estates is looked after by a semi-retired solicitor down in Somerset and it can take 3-4 MONTHS to get permission for anything plus they charge a high fee for very simple things. Perhaps Morgan wanted to add something to the property and got put off by the Fleming Estates (these clauses in deeds must be strange to the non-English) or perhaps his solicitor questioned certain alterations to the property i.e. (a) ? photo 8 is that an extension ? (b) I don't know whether Photo 14 would fall into an "alteration" as it is not a covered area.
The9 Posted 24 May, 2013 Posted 24 May, 2013 That rumour put you on the map. Certainly didn't help people take my concerns about our lack of attacking options seriously the following season...
Winnersaint Posted 24 May, 2013 Posted 24 May, 2013 Didier Deschamps: "Ah Morgan I just wanted to call and congratulate you on your wonderful first saison in the Premier League." Morgan: "Thanks coach, it is good to know that you've noticed." Didier Deschamps:"Of course, after all you have played for Francais at every level so far..... except that is ........ as a full international. Morgan: "Hmmm, yes that is my ambition. To go to Brazil next year." Didier Deschamps: " I can't help thinking that this will be more likely if you are playing for a team in the Champions League. I was talking on the phone to Monsieur Wenger yesterday and your name came up in conversation.......Think about it Morgan."
Raging Bull Posted 24 May, 2013 Posted 24 May, 2013 Didier Deschamps: "Ah Morgan I just wanted to call and congratulate you on your wonderful first saison in the Premier League." Morgan: "Thanks coach, it is good to know that you've noticed." Didier Deschamps:"Of course, after all you have played for Francais at every level so far..... except that is ........ as a full international. Morgan: "Hmmm, yes that is my ambition. To go to Brazil next year." Didier Deschamps: " I can't help thinking that this will be more likely if you are playing for a team in the Champions League. I was talking on the phone to Monsieur Wenger yesterday and your name came up in conversation.......Think about it Morgan." Did you practice that infront of the mirror?
Dark Munster Posted 25 May, 2013 Posted 25 May, 2013 Didier Deschamps: "Ah Morgan I just wanted to call and congratulate you on your wonderful first saison in the Premier League." Morgan: "Thanks coach, it is good to know that you've noticed." Didier Deschamps:"Of course, after all you have played for Francais at every level so far..... except that is ........ as a full international. Morgan: "Hmmm, yes that is my ambition. To go to Brazil next year." Didier Deschamps: " I can't help thinking that this will be more likely if you are playing for a team in the Champions League. I was talking on the phone to Monsieur Wenger yesterday and your name came up in conversation.......Think about it Morgan." Didier Deschamps: ". Ah Morgan Je voulais juste d'appeler et de vous féliciter de votre magnifique première saison en Premier League" Morgan: "Merci coach, il est bon de savoir que vous avez remarqué." Didier Deschamps: "Bien sûr, après tout vous avez joué à Francais à tous les niveaux jusqu'ici ..... sauf que c'est ........ comme internationale pleine et entière. Morgan: "Hmmm, oui c'est mon ambition d'aller au Brésil l'année prochaine.». Didier Deschamps:. "Je ne peux pas m'empêcher de penser que ce sera plus probable si vous jouez pour une équipe en Ligue des Champions, je parlais au téléphone à M. Wenger hier et votre nom est apparu dans la conversation ..... .. Pensez-y Morgan ".
stu0x Posted 25 May, 2013 Posted 25 May, 2013 Didier Deschamps: "Ah Morgan I just wanted to call and congratulate you on your wonderful first saison in the Premier League." Morgan: "Thanks coach, it is good to know that you've noticed." Didier Deschamps:"Of course, after all you have played for Francais at every level so far..... except that is ........ as a full international. Morgan: "Hmmm, yes that is my ambition. To go to Brazil next year." Didier Deschamps: " I can't help thinking that this will be more likely if you are playing for a team in the Champions League. I was talking on the phone to Monsieur Wenger yesterday and your name came up in conversation.......Think about it Morgan." I'd have thought that both Deschamps and Schneiderlin would know that the french word for 'France' is... 'France'.
Winnersaint Posted 25 May, 2013 Posted 25 May, 2013 Damn it I knew I should have practiced in front of the mirror before posting.
John Boy Saint Posted 25 May, 2013 Posted 25 May, 2013 Crap lawn That is an understatement, I thought after years of neglect by my late Father in Law before he got someone in to chase out the Tigers and Japanese WWII soldiers that our lawn was in pretty shabby condition, but seeing that! Ours is like the Fairways of Wentworth by comparison. House is nice but for that asking price I would have made sure there were no "Spiders Legs" out the back!!
Window Cleaner Posted 25 May, 2013 Posted 25 May, 2013 Didier Deschamps: ". Ah Morgan Je voulais juste d'appeler et de vous féliciter de votre magnifique première saison en Premier League" Morgan: "Merci coach, il est bon de savoir que vous avez remarqué." Didier Deschamps: "Bien sûr, après tout vous avez joué à Francais à tous les niveaux jusqu'ici ..... sauf que c'est ........ comme internationale pleine et entière. Morgan: "Hmmm, oui c'est mon ambition d'aller au Brésil l'année prochaine.». Didier Deschamps:. "Je ne peux pas m'empêcher de penser que ce sera plus probable si vous jouez pour une équipe en Ligue des Champions, je parlais au téléphone à M. Wenger hier et votre nom est apparu dans la conversation ..... .. Pensez-y Morgan ". you've obviously seen the piece by Desailly telling Gareth Bale to leave a tinpot club like Spurs and get a real team. These France 1998 players have ego problems, if you're not playing in the Champions League or somewhere where one of their mates is coach you are less than nothing.
Viking Warrior Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 Can Essarau confirm he took alpine to skates vile to be their new mr happy coach in his taxi
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