Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000 That's discriminative to those people without a pinky finger.
Jillyanne Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 scott_saints said: How much for your teh willeh? I don't have one Scotty.
scott_saints Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Jillsaint said: I don't have one Scotty. Liar.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Master Bates said: That's discriminative to those people without a pinky finger. You have two HTH
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 scott_saints said: How much for your teh willeh? To have it chopped off? Is it able to be re-attached? If so, I would want a cool £5,000,000. If it cannot be re-attached then unless I can have one constructed by a plastic surgeon which is fully functioning (and maybe a little smaller so it doesnt hurt the ladeh's as much! ) then I would not entertain the idea. If there was a surgeon who could work his magic, then I would want atleast £50,000,000
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Jillsaint said: I don't have one Scotty. How much to have your tatty-boggle's chopped off then? Or your vajayjay cemented in?
gaz Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Join the Yakuza and make a mistake, and lose it one knuckle at a time.
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 1 million for a finger, your life would be so much ****ter. No amount for my willeh, although it hasn't had much action recently I still like to live in hope.
Colinjb Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 £200,000 Enough to pay off my mortgage and have some 'fun.'
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000 What about £99,999.99?
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Gully said: 1 million for a finger, your life would be so much ****ter. No amount for my willeh, although it hasn't had much action recently I still like to live in hope. Join the club,must be something to do with the fact we come from Gosport,majority of the women from here are trouts.
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Ponty said: Are trouts particularly fickle then? Not the Gosport one's,but i have standards.
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 saint lard said: [/b] Join the club,must be something to do with the fact we come from Gosport,majority of the women from here are trouts. Amen to that.
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Ponty said: Are trouts particularly fickle then? You would lose more than a pinky,more like all your'e fingers,a fist and quite possibly the whole of your'e forearm
mack rill Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 saint lard said: [/b] Join the club,must be something to do with the fact we come from Gosport,majority of the women from here are trouts. Time flyes...One day soon you will be grate-full for one of them trouts, Must have motto...(evry holes a goal)
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 mack rill said: Time flyes...One day soon you will be grate-full for one of them trouts, Must have motto...(evry holes a goal) Rather have a trout than a skate,as i said i have standards.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Ponty said: What about £99,999.99? Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa!
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa! You'd give up £100,000 for a penny? Blimey.
Deppo Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 mack rill said: Time flyes...One day soon you will be grate-full for one of them trouts, Must have motto...(evry holes a goal) Are you Olde Englishe?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Ponty said: You'd give up £100,000 for a penny? Blimey. Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off?
Junction 9 Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa! What about £99,999,98? Did I do this right?
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off? I'm confused now... Are you saying you would take £99,999.99?
saint_stevo Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 celery makes your boy butter travel further, fact
SNSUN Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Whilst under much anaesthetic, or passed out from teh alcohol, I would do it for £5 million. However before the bastard could get to me I would hand slice him in his windpipe and knee him in the solar plexus.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Ponty said: You'd give up £100,000 for a penny? Blimey. I couldn't believe it when I saw this! What sort of person would take £100,000 for a finger, but refuse £99,999.99? It beggars belief. I am well and truly gobsmacked.
Rattlehead Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off? Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off.
Junction 9 Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Rattlehead said: Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. Hang on I've just weighed in with a fiver. This place is becoming expensive.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Rattlehead said: Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. I wouldn't pay anything to have your cold dead eyes ripped from your face because you are not worth half as much as Crouchies little finger.
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Rattlehead said: Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. Im_no_sinner is Crouchie?
Rattlehead Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 I think it is the famous retarded spamming gimp style. Easy to spot. I will ponder on Plastic's post a little while longer.
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Rattlehead said: I think it is the famous retarded spamming gimp style. Easy to spot. I will ponder on Plastic's post a little while longer. I've heard rumours its Wiltshire saint.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Posted 13 August, 2008 Rattlehead said: Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. And im sure they would happily pay £100,000 to get you perma-banned from this forearm you mincer
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Posted 13 August, 2008 Gully said: Im_no_sinner is Crouchie? No, I am not. I do not know who 'Crouchie' is, but have read a bit about him. Pompeylass and Master Bates can confirm I am indeed my own person. Rattlebrain is infact a c*ckle mouthed loser
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Posted 13 August, 2008 Wiltshire Saint said: I couldn't believe it when I saw this! What sort of person would take £100,000 for a finger, but refuse £99,999.99? It beggars belief. I am well and truly gobsmacked. It was said tongue in cheek. I would of course accept £99,999.99 or indeed even £99,999.98. However I feel this could go on for a while (queue 'what about £99,999.97) so I said not a penny less...
Ponty Posted 13 August, 2008 Posted 13 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: It was said tongue in cheek. I would of course accept £99,999.99 or indeed even £99,999.98. However I feel this could go on for a while (queue 'what about £99,999.97) so I said not a penny less... What about £99,999 and NO pence?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Posted 13 August, 2008 Ponty said: What about £99,999 and NO pence? I'll humour you. Yes, I would accept this sum
Gully Posted 13 August, 2008 Posted 13 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: No, I am not. I do not know who 'Crouchie' is, but have read a bit about him. Pompeylass and Master Bates can confirm I am indeed my own person. Rattlebrain is infact a c*ckle mouthed loser Definatly Crouchie.
Ponty Posted 13 August, 2008 Posted 13 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: I'll humour you. Yes, I would accept this sum Then surely you'd accept £99,995...
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