Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 £80,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 The £5 to join this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000 That's discriminative to those people without a pinky finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 £200,00 and a stick of celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 How much for your teh willeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 How much for your teh willeh? I don't have one Scotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I don't have one Scotty. Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 That's discriminative to those people without a pinky finger. You have two HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 You have two HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 How much for your teh willeh? To have it chopped off? Is it able to be re-attached? If so, I would want a cool £5,000,000. If it cannot be re-attached then unless I can have one constructed by a plastic surgeon which is fully functioning (and maybe a little smaller so it doesnt hurt the ladeh's as much! ) then I would not entertain the idea. If there was a surgeon who could work his magic, then I would want atleast £50,000,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I don't have one Scotty. How much to have your tatty-boggle's chopped off then? Or your vajayjay cemented in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Join the Yakuza and make a mistake, and lose it one knuckle at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 1 million for a finger, your life would be so much ****ter. No amount for my willeh, although it hasn't had much action recently I still like to live in hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 £200,000 Enough to pay off my mortgage and have some 'fun.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 There is no amount of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000 What about £99,999.99? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 1 million for a finger, your life would be so much ****ter. No amount for my willeh, although it hasn't had much action recently I still like to live in hope. Join the club,must be something to do with the fact we come from Gosport,majority of the women from here are trouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Are trouts particularly fickle then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Are trouts particularly fickle then? Not the Gosport one's,but i have standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 [/b] Join the club,must be something to do with the fact we come from Gosport,majority of the women from here are trouts. Amen to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Are trouts particularly fickle then? You would lose more than a pinky,more like all your'e fingers,a fist and quite possibly the whole of your'e forearm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 [/b] Join the club,must be something to do with the fact we come from Gosport,majority of the women from here are trouts. Time flyes...One day soon you will be grate-full for one of them trouts, Must have motto...(evry holes a goal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Time flyes...One day soon you will be grate-full for one of them trouts, Must have motto...(evry holes a goal) Rather have a trout than a skate,as i said i have standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 What about £99,999.99? Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa! You'd give up £100,000 for a penny? Blimey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Time flyes...One day soon you will be grate-full for one of them trouts, Must have motto...(evry holes a goal) Are you Olde Englishe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 You'd give up £100,000 for a penny? Blimey. Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa! What about £99,999,98? Did I do this right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 10p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off? I'm confused now... Are you saying you would take £99,999.99? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 celery makes your boy butter travel further, fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Whilst under much anaesthetic, or passed out from teh alcohol, I would do it for £5 million. However before the bastard could get to me I would hand slice him in his windpipe and knee him in the solar plexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 You'd give up £100,000 for a penny? Blimey. I couldn't believe it when I saw this! What sort of person would take £100,000 for a finger, but refuse £99,999.99? It beggars belief. I am well and truly gobsmacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 You could'nt make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off? Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. Hang on I've just weighed in with a fiver. This place is becoming expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. I wouldn't pay anything to have your cold dead eyes ripped from your face because you are not worth half as much as Crouchies little finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. Im_no_sinner is Crouchie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I think it is the famous retarded spamming gimp style. Easy to spot. I will ponder on Plastic's post a little while longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I think it is the famous retarded spamming gimp style. Easy to spot. I will ponder on Plastic's post a little while longer. I've heard rumours its Wiltshire saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2008 Oh do shut up Crouchie, what a pathetic thread. Nobody would pay anything to have your pinky finger chopped off. However, I am sure SWF members would happily pay £100,000 for all your fingers to be chopped off. And im sure they would happily pay £100,000 to get you perma-banned from this forearm you mincer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2008 Im_no_sinner is Crouchie? No, I am not. I do not know who 'Crouchie' is, but have read a bit about him. Pompeylass and Master Bates can confirm I am indeed my own person. Rattlebrain is infact a c*ckle mouthed loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2008 I couldn't believe it when I saw this! What sort of person would take £100,000 for a finger, but refuse £99,999.99? It beggars belief. I am well and truly gobsmacked. It was said tongue in cheek. I would of course accept £99,999.99 or indeed even £99,999.98. However I feel this could go on for a while (queue 'what about £99,999.97) so I said not a penny less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 13 August, 2008 Share Posted 13 August, 2008 It was said tongue in cheek. I would of course accept £99,999.99 or indeed even £99,999.98. However I feel this could go on for a while (queue 'what about £99,999.97) so I said not a penny less... What about £99,999 and NO pence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2008 What about £99,999 and NO pence? I'll humour you. Yes, I would accept this sum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted 13 August, 2008 Share Posted 13 August, 2008 No, I am not. I do not know who 'Crouchie' is, but have read a bit about him. Pompeylass and Master Bates can confirm I am indeed my own person. Rattlebrain is infact a c*ckle mouthed loser Definatly Crouchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 August, 2008 Share Posted 13 August, 2008 Definatly Crouchie. See pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 13 August, 2008 Share Posted 13 August, 2008 I'll humour you. Yes, I would accept this sum Then surely you'd accept £99,995... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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