Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Just reported this ^ mods please act tokyos noooo! as i understand it if i get fractioned 10 points in next twelvemonth, which seems v.likely, then I'm permabans! I don't want to be permabans! This is best forums, trust me! It's not best forums cos of fractions+post on topics+swearfilters tho, dumb mods, it is best forums cos of all the clever+interesting posters what is posting here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 (edited) i never got to meet Bearsy but it's clear from this thread he touched a lot of people. He touched tokyos & spudguns. He touched krakens & garretts. He touched a whole bunch of lurkers. He clearly touched pap & bletch repeatedly! He probably touched more people than Mooro's daughter! Hey you're back! Say something funny yo! Edited 31 May, 2013 by Made in Southampton Forgot to add a yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Welcome back Bear-features xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 **** this. Is that **** back again? I only said all those pleasant things because I thought it was some sort of obituary. It seemed like the right thing to do for the Bear's family members; in case they come here looking for solace after his passing. On a more serious note, has anyone seen the Bear's "yo" / "yos" ? It seems he left them behind in the sabbatical. Suspicious? Just who is this poster with the name Bearsy? By studying the language "he" used before the ban and comparing it to his post-ban language, in my hilarious opinion they are not the same person. How do we know for sure that this poster called "Bearsy" isn't just JustMike zipped inside a Bear costume - infiltrating the forum to coerce us all into inappropriate, "funeral touching" gag bans? Perhaps it's JustMike and St Chalet zipped inside the same Bear suit. One the brains - the other the ****? OK "Bearsy" prove you're the Bear we know and abhor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 tokyos noooo! as i understand it if i get fractioned 10 points in next twelvemonth, which seems v.likely, then I'm permabans! I don't want to be permabans! This is best forums, trust me! It's not best forums cos of fractions+post on topics+swearfilters tho, dumb mods, it is best forums cos of all the clever+interesting posters what is posting here! What happens after 12 months? Does it go back to 0 like yellow cards do in the world cup? Can we do anything tactical like Mourinho? Maybe you slate the dead again just before the ban is about to expire so it goes back to 0 but you get to have Xmas off? These are all just ideas. Wouldn't worry though as Charlotte is going to Africa soon to be a missionary or something. No one else wants to ban you. even Steve Grant tweeted free bearsy then some football stats and train info about Croydon. I don't think the other 2 are related but you never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 OK "Bearsy" prove you're the Bear we know and abhor. Yeah! Prove it by perhaps telling us the whole sordid story of how you got to be banned as I seem to have missed it. You did a service on here warning me off reading sclerotic fiction by your (somewhat sexist) book review, so I feel sort of immoral obligation to speak up for you. It does seem strange: you can't say what you really think about Turkish, Alpine or CB effingFry even though it might be perfectly true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Does that mean I can have my proper avatar back now then, yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Yeah! Prove it by perhaps telling us the whole sordid story of how you got to be banned as I seem to have missed it. You did a service on here warning me off reading sclerotic fiction by your (somewhat sexist) book review, so I feel sort of immoral obligation to speak up for you. It does seem strange: you can't say what you really think about Turkish, Alpine or CB effingFry even though it might be perfectly true.. oh hi sue baby! yeah this prob needs clearing up cos chalet is taking bit of a kicking but to be honest he is more to be pitied than censured. I got sent off for accumulation of breaking dumb rules of saintswebs. Here is the fractions that i done: 5 points from skintsaint for posting tasteful and artistic boobs in muppet show. This was cos i don't consider tasteful + artistic boobs porn, but skintsaint does yo! Possibly he lives in buddhist convent + does not read sun newspapers. 2 points from chalet for "posting in a muppet show stylee on a main board thread what was cleary intended for lounges.". To be fair chalet was bit of bellend bout this one imo! 2 points from chalet for dropping c-bomb on main boards. This is cos i don't agree with swearfilters + am dangerous renegade. I actually posted some on mumsnet during my holiday and they don't have swearfilters at all cos "we're all adults here." They even have milfs on mumsnet walking round with actual usernames like fuckcunt69 FFS! 1 point from chalet for pointing out Rip Mooro sounded like aussie rules football player + that there was orgy at funeral. This was dumb post i spose it was fair enough yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Bear can we start a witch hunt against the people who voted no to having you reinstated (like Charlie)? It could be like when the nazis were outed in holland and all the local people shaved the heads of the birds that had been boning the Germans. Kind of indisriminate overly violent revenge. Maybe we should keep this kind of talk to PM, like how we are going to arrange for a Lion to eat Charlet while he does internet moderating in South Africa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Have you missed me? Oh. Oh well sod it, back off into no wifi land again then. Will bore you all next week instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Bear can we start a witch hunt against the people who voted no to having you reinstated (like Charlie)? who is charlie is that the one with harry redknapp face? i did not know he was hating on me! I'll follow him round for a while agreeing with his dumb opinions see if i can bring him onside. In times like these, bears needs all the friends they can get yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Yeah that's him. You can find him on the main board listing random past it footballers saints should buy. He called you a try hard though, that's him and Krakers that have said that now. You know the old saying - 2 people can't be wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 You on mumsnet Bearsy? Aaargh, at the very thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Bearsy on hols. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPylI9t1cMw Welcome back, mucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 thanks pap! enjoyed video v.much + also ur vociferous support + chalet bashing yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Yeah that's him. You can find him on the main board listing random past it footballers saints should buy. He called you a try hard though, that's him and Krakers that have said that now. You know the old saying - 2 people can't be wrong! i do try v.hard! It takes ages going back over all my posts and ****ing up the grammars plus adding yos! I wish i could be more lazy like charlie + krakens but when not hibernating we bears is v.trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Exactly yos! It is better to try hard than to just say something dumb like "he is better than Chaplow" or "how about Winston Bogarde he is on a free". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 You on mumsnet Bearsy? Aaargh, at the very thought! they love me over there! my username is Iwud-deffo-do-allU69yo. It is bit trouble tho making up bout having hot daughter called alice + discussing her bra sizes + ovulatory cycle without accidently wobbling over the pedo line. I think i pulled it off tho. Scratch that, i deffo pulled it off yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 You should invents a bearsy app yos, where you can writes what you want but it adds yos n stuffs ? That would be well worth 69p yo Try not to get a permaban though, you'll have to get a new username like donkey or platipussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 Bear, think you need to think about the path your taking yos, here is promo video for ya https://www.youtube.com/embed/Kppx4bzfAaE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 who is charlie is that the one with harry redknapp face? i did not know he was hating on me! I'll follow him round for a while agreeing with his dumb opinions see if i can bring him onside. In times like these, bears needs all the friends they can get yo! I didn't vote. But if I had it would have been a "no". Pal. Follow me around though, would be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 One SWF legend returns...... Now we just need to get MR07 and delldays back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 May, 2013 Share Posted 31 May, 2013 thanks pap! enjoyed video v.much + also ur vociferous support + chalet bashing yo! No problem, Bear. Without doubt, you (ahem) is the best in that vid, (oh no) yos! Them other bears (oh f**k, what is happening?), gots (eek!) nuttin' (scouse break) on you. I hope you is (f**k f**k f**k) their boss, yos. In a considerably less bracketed sense, it is good to have you back. No probs on vociferous support - I was planning on starting a conspiracy thread about how Gary Coleman (Diff'rent Strokes) and Verne Troyer (Mini Me from Austin Powers) were the same person, but spent the effort trying my best to get you out of ban jail, which seemed equally plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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