Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 Put the add up smirkers, egg has just dumped me and offered to be some kind of **** buddy. I am always the bloody bridesmaid, never the bride!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 Oh by the way, bear said something about Lika playing for brest or something. Fill in the gaps yourself.
egg Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 You want to be careful about those fractions, they get on your CV and everything, its like driving endorsements on your insurance papers, you have to declare any within two years. Exactly. I can't risk having to declare it on my practicing certificate renewal. What if I get a fraction for calling a fat person a fat person, or an idiot an idiot (no offence tokes)? Career over, marriage wrecked etc.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 It's like that drink driving advert. Will someone please tell me how to report people? I want to report egg just on the off chance one of my complaints sticks and he gets fracted.
Spudders Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 Exactly. I can't risk having to declare it on my practicing certificate renewal. What if I get a fraction for calling a fat person a fat person, or an idiot an idiot (no offence tokes)? Career over, marriage wrecked etc. If you call a fat person a fat person & get fracted, I'll personally see to it that each fraction point is offset by +reputations points which are quite sought after in your industry!
Spudders Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 It's like that drink driving advert. Will someone please tell me how to report people? I want to report egg just on the off chance one of my complaints sticks and he gets fracted. Is it that little caution symbol next to blog this post?
egg Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 It's like that drink driving advert. Will someone please tell me how to report people? I want to report egg just on the off chance one of my complaints sticks and he gets fracted. You wannabe bears are so fickle.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 You said me and bear were the same person and wanted to be Deppo. Make up your mind. That warning thing is high risk. What if I press it and then have to write a blog or something? What the **** would I write about? Errrrm saints keep passing around the back and eh then we hoof it to the winter who is really a midget fullback and then it goes out for a throw in... Errrrm
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 That warning thing is it! Strangly you can report yourself. I just reported myself for going off topic in this save the bear thread and egg for calling me a bellend and smirkers for saying I used to be ghay and spud for s&ming justice mikes. This is great, I feel like hypo.
RonManager Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 This is great, I feel like hypo. Oh dear, and just as we approach the Witching Hour. Sleep well.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 Oh dear, and just as we approach the Witching Hour. Sleep well. Reported!
Spudders Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 That warning thing is it! Strangly you can report yourself. I just reported myself for going off topic in this save the bear thread and egg for calling me a bellend and smirkers for saying I used to be ghay and spud for s&ming justice mikes. This is great, I feel like hypo. What's the issue with smirks comment? Is it that he's called you gay, or that he's insinuating you're not gay now?
Made in Southampton Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 Hang on a minute! So what happens if we spam the ! Button? Does it like set off the bat phone and alarms in Mod HQ and stuff? That would be the **** yo!
egg Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 I'm new to this area. Is their actually a report button? We need a stat ometer to see who has the most fractions, who issues the most and who grasses the most. Kind of an opta upgrade for forums.
Spudders Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 Hang on a minute! So what happens if we spam the ! Button? Does it like set off the bat phone and alarms in Mod HQ and stuff? That would be the **** yo! All mods have a Saintsweb pager, if you hit report they all get beeped & stop their day jobs & rush to the nearest interweb access point. They're on commission for each fraction point handed out
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 May, 2013 Posted 20 May, 2013 All mods have a Saintsweb pager, if you hit report they all get beeped & stop their day jobs & rush to the nearest interweb access point. They're on commission for each fraction point handed out That's exactly how I imagine it. Like the RNLI but on the interweb.
Made in Southampton Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 All mods have a Saintsweb pager, if you hit report they all get beeped & stop their day jobs & rush to the nearest interweb access point. They're on commission for each fraction point handed out Ah so that explains why there's always so many people in apple stores! They ain't buying **** they're all mods checking in Yo!
Glasgow_Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Mods can we make this a sticky on the main board......thanks
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Hang on a minute! So what happens if we spam the ! Button? Does it like set off the bat phone and alarms in Mod HQ and stuff? That would be the **** yo! You end up getting hit with the ban hammer and have to post as your girlfriend for a couple of weeks I think
hypochondriac Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 You end up getting hit with the ban hammer and have to post as your girlfriend for a couple of weeks I think Ex girlfriend.
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 WTF I haven't got no stinking report button showing on this board, yos. Tokes I can be your nemesis if you want you big, fat cuddly gheyer you, yos
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Sorry Bob, I need someone with a report button or how am I going to get banned as well?
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 Well that's no fricking good is it, where's me fricking report button.....I blame it on you Tokes you son of a fish fiddling be-tatoo'd mongrel
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 well that's no fricking good is it, where's me fricking report button.....i blame it on you tokes you son of a fish fiddling be-tatoo'd mongrel reported!
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 reported! Shove that where the sun don't shine, yos
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 +5 rep points for finding it Bob. Soon as Bear is back, I am going to report him and get him banned again.
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 +5 rep points for finding it Bob. Soon as Bear is back, I am going to report him and get him banned again. I think my whinging must have got some dumb mod to switch it one for me, swear it wasn't there earlier...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 May, 2013 Posted 21 May, 2013 You should report them. Yos I have, over on not606, that'll sort the miserable feckers out.
Delboy Dave Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 This forum has the worst mods in the history of Internet forums. Suspect they are all sons of Hitler
Grey Crab Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 I wish someone would hurry up and ban Tokyo Saint. He's f*cking dull. I'd even take hypochondriac over him, the reporting tw*t that he is.
St Chalet Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 I wish someone would hurry up and ban Tokyo Saint. He's f*cking dull. I'd even take hypochondriac over him, the reporting tw*t that he is. Something tells me you have been following this board since before April.
scotty Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 Something tells me you have been following this board since before April. Nothing gets past Chalet.
St Chalet Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 Nothing gets past Chalet. I am allowed to be sarcastic in TMS.
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 I wish someone would hurry up and ban Tokyo Saint. He's f*cking dull. I'd even take hypochondriac over him, the reporting tw*t that he is. Your gonna last on here blud
Spudders Posted 26 May, 2013 Posted 26 May, 2013 I wish someone would hurry up and ban Tokyo Saint. He's f*cking dull. I'd even take hypochondriac over him, the reporting tw*t that he is. Good post +1 reputations point, you've seen Tokyos request for a forum nemesis & thought why not! This is also a much better effort than the time where you told us how you were such a great saints fan that you even watched a live stream of a game whilst at a friends wedding (Was that Miltons wedding?). Actually that wedding comment post probably deserved -1 reputations point as no-one (except Dubai Phil) likes a show-off! That nets you back to 0 reputations points but I'll give you another +1 reputations point if you can get another abusive post towards Tokyo in before the end of the bank holiday weekend!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 May, 2013 Posted 27 May, 2013 (edited) Hi Gray Crab Can you come up with another name, maybe your origional one? You see, I want to call you crabby (if we are going to be nemesis I don't want to be typing Gray crab every time I call you a knob or whatever) but we already have a well established crabby. I actually like the other crabby so don't want him to get confused that I am insulting him when I am insulting you, if you are successful in your application of course. I want to keep my insults to him very clear. By the way, I have only just found the report button, so it wasn't me that got you banned in the first place. I guess you think it's me as I posted first after your dumb monkey post? Anyway, come up with a better name, get in line behind Norway and egg and we will see where things go. Edited 27 May, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint
PhilippineSaint Posted 27 May, 2013 Posted 27 May, 2013 A lot of the best posters cant any more as there banned. Corrected it for you Tokes
Grey Crab Posted 27 May, 2013 Posted 27 May, 2013 At least Tokyo-Saint is making up for those posters that can't be bothered anymore by trying really, really hard himself.
Turkish Posted 28 May, 2013 Posted 28 May, 2013 A lot of the best posters don't bother any more. and you can see why!!!
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Posted 31 May, 2013 i never got to meet Bearsy but it's clear from this thread he touched a lot of people. He touched tokyos & spudguns. He touched krakens & garretts. He touched a whole bunch of lurkers. He clearly touched pap & bletch repeatedly! He probably touched more people than Mooro's daughter!
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 May, 2013 Posted 31 May, 2013 i never got to meet Bearsy but it's clear from this thread he touched a lot of people. He touched tokyos & spudguns. He touched krakens & garretts. He touched a whole bunch of lurkers. He clearly touched pap & bletch repeatedly! He probably touched more people than Mooro's daughter! After not valuing me in this post your never gonna touch me again bear
Bearsy Posted 31 May, 2013 Posted 31 May, 2013 sorry smirks i love you and i love touching you and i hope to touch you more in future as much as possible and with additional vigours!
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