pap Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 They say that the customer is always right, or most of them do anyway. Meet Samy and Amy Bouzaglo, owners and operators of Amy's Baking Company Bakery and Bistro, who recently got their fifteen minutes of fame by appearing on Gordon's Kitchen Nightmares. He found them too difficult to work with and ditched them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XQDtoHpAWhg#! They've recently rode roughshod into a social media storm when they took to the Interwebs to defend their reputation. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever In fairness, Samy comes across as a nice bloke who is probably ruled by his d!ck. Amy is batsh!t crazy though. Posted here instead of the Lounge as I'm hoping for judgmental remarks, not serious discussion.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted here instead of the Lounge as I'm hoping for judgmental remarks, not serious discussion. You've come to the right place Papdoggy. I haven't even seen it yet and I am going to judge her as a crazy b!tch. How about that for judgemental?
pap Posted 15 May, 2013 Author Posted 15 May, 2013 You've come to the right place Papdoggy. I haven't even seen it yet and I am going to judge her as a crazy b!tch. How about that for judgemental? That's brilliant Tokes. buctootim and Verbal had better watch out! I do feel you've some way to make up on the latter though. Is there any way that you could perhaps construct an entire backstory for her, fuelled by enmity, filled with insinuation and the results of your own, fevered imagination? Also, could you forget any music that was made after 1970? Those two things and I think you'll have Verbs on the ropes.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 You've come to the right place Papdoggy. I haven't even seen it yet and I am going to judge her as a crazy b!tch. How about that for judgemental? She went on Kitchen Nightmares, she's clearly an attention hungry media whore. Dozy bint. I haven't watched the video yet.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 That's brilliant Tokes. buctootim and Verbal had better watch out! I do feel you've some way to make up on the latter though. Is there any way that you could perhaps construct an entire backstory for her, fuelled by enmity, filled with insinuation and the results of your own, fevered imagination? Also, could you forget any music that was made after 1970? Those two things and I think you'll have Verbs on the ropes. I havent even got time to watch the dumb video paps, let alone make a life for her. You need someone with time on their hands and a vivid imagination, bear will be along in a minute. If not, I'll have a look later. Are there any topless shots of her?
suewhistle Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 The cold eyes of a shark... I'll watch the video later.
SuperMikey Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 Reading through those Facebook posts I was thinking to myself, "the only way this could get crazier is if they started going on about God". Thankfully there was plenty about God in the next one.
pap Posted 15 May, 2013 Author Posted 15 May, 2013 I've seen all of the video now. Samy is an odious little sh!t too. Ruled by his wife, but inexplicably proud. Still only about 2% as nasty as his missus, though!
pap Posted 15 May, 2013 Author Posted 15 May, 2013 This is quite an amusing exchange. Should rouse the jingoistic instinct in you!
This Charming Man Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 She's hot. She looks plastic but the sex with her would be incredible. You can tell she'd literally let you do anything. The whole god thing is just a front, the filthy mare.
Bearsy Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 She looks plastic but the sex with her would be incredible. You can tell she'd literally let you do anything. The whole god thing is just a front, the filthy mare. +1 she would be fucking nightmare next morning tho
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 They claim they were hacked, anyone believe that?
This Charming Man Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 +1 she would be fucking nightmare next morning tho I'd go back to hers, do the deed and f*ck off... As long as she'd untied me.
jjsaint Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 She looks plastic but the sex with her would be incredible. You can tell she'd literally let you do anything. The whole god thing is just a front, the filthy mare. Exactly what I was thinking. She'd just go for it!!
pap Posted 15 May, 2013 Author Posted 15 May, 2013 She looks plastic but the sex with her would be incredible. You can tell she'd literally let you do anything. The whole god thing is just a front, the filthy mare. +1 she would be fucking nightmare next morning tho I'd go back to hers, do the deed and f*ck off... As long as she'd untied me. Chaps, I can only get on board with this if you can conjure similar levels of disrespect during or after the act. e.g. wiping your cock on Amy's curtains (note: not beef) or perhaps asking Samy if he'd like to smell your fingers.
dubai_phil Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 Did someone mention my drinking buddy Gordon? Well, whatever he did or did not do to whatever may or may not be in that video he has my full support and is right. He is a genius but not as much of a Babe magnet as yours truly (but only with the Sequinned Baseball Cap)
Window Cleaner Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 A lot of hygiene regulation infractions on view there then. place needs closing down.......
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 She looks like a blow up doll. I would smack that b!tch right up, prodigy style. Change my pitch up, Smack my ***** up!
SNSUN Posted 15 May, 2013 Posted 15 May, 2013 Eeeeeeeewwww, she's pugly. it's like fugly but with the face of a pug. If you were to have sex with her, you'd wait until you had your massive beast inside of her, and only THEN tell her that her baking is crud. Make her thrash and try to hold on.
pap Posted 15 May, 2013 Author Posted 15 May, 2013 Did someone mention my drinking buddy Gordon? Well, whatever he did or did not do to whatever may or may not be in that video he has my full support and is right. He is a genius but not as much of a Babe magnet as yours truly (but only with the Sequinned Baseball Cap) Your mate Gordon came across as reasonable on one of his own TV shows. I think that is an indication of how hat-stand Amy was.
Made in Southampton Posted 16 May, 2013 Posted 16 May, 2013 For lols I'd pull out and spunk in one of her cakes. See if that improves her sales.
dubai_phil Posted 16 May, 2013 Posted 16 May, 2013 Your mate Gordon came across as reasonable on one of his own TV shows. I think that is an indication of how hat-stand Amy was. OMG. You mean she's almost as barking as Eric?
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